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Play a little joke on my girlfriend.
1. A female colleague received a text message from her boyfriend during her lunch break and cried all afternoon. People in the office can't stand it. She entrusted a funny colleague to persuade her. You are so beautiful. Your boyfriend was blind when we broke up. Look at you. Although the eyes are small, the face is big. Although your chin is not sharp, your ears are sharp. Although your chest is small and your ass is big, although your legs are short. . .
Sure enough, the female colleague stopped crying. . . . . . Looking for knives everywhere!
2. female:? Let's break up. ?
Man:? It's ok to break up, let me hold your hand for the last time! ?
The girl agreed and the boy smiled. If you can break away from me, I will agree to break up. ?
The girl had a hard time getting rid of the boy, and the boy immediately turned and left. . .
The girl suddenly understood something and cursed, Martin, you gave me the ring, and you fucking returned it! ?
Be careful that Xiao Ming is a deskmate. Xiaoming's hearing has not been very good.
One day, I said to Xiaoming carefully:? Remember to bring dinner tomorrow. ?
Xiaoming:? What? There will be a concert tomorrow? ! Where is it? ! Whose is it? ! ?
Be careful: it's hard for me to talk to you?
Xiaoming:? Huh? ! And Wang? ! ?
Be careful: me? I hate you all my life! ?
Xiaoming:? Really? You love me all my life? ! No, no, my ears don't work. I wronged you.
Be careful: teacher! Look at Xiao Ming, he bullies people! ?
Xiaoming:? You want a teacher as a witness? ! I think so! ?
4、? When you confess to a girl, how can you tell whether she is shy or really refuses?
? It's simple. You can see it in your face. ?
? What if her face hasn't changed?
? Then look at your face. ?
5、? Where did you meet your ex-boyfriend
? Weibo. ?
? Does he have a high income?
? Meager. ?
? Then why did you break up?
? Weibo. ?
6. The woman knows that the man likes her for a long time. One day, the woman asked: You like me for so long, why don't you chase me?
M: I don't think that's possible.
Woman: How do you know it's impossible if you don't chase it?
The man thinks there is a chance and pursues her every day. . .
After a while, the man confessed to her, but he was rejected. He asked her angrily why.
She said coldly: I just tell you what is impossible with practical actions. . .
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