A joke that it takes about 10 minutes for three people to perform is badly needed.

One day, Father Tortoise, Mother Tortoise and Son Tortoise decided to have an outing in Mount Tai. They brought bread and canned food, and the family of three began to climb the mountain. They climbed 10 years and finally climbed to the top of Mount Tai. When they were ready to have a big meal, they found that they didn't bring a can opener. Let turtle son go home and get it. The turtle son said, "I can go back and get it." You must wait for me to eat. " Don't lie to me. Do wait for me! "Turtle father and turtle mother agreed that he would come back to eat together after 20 years. Son turtle crawled away. Mother tortoise and father waited for 20 years, but the son tortoise still didn't come back. So they went hungry and waited for 20 years, but the turtle son still didn't come back. Mother turtle said to father turtle, "I'm so hungry." Why don't we eat bread first? "Father Tortoise said," We promised our son to eat together, so we will wait for another five years, and we will eat if he doesn't come back. So they waited for another five years. The turtle son still disappeared, so they picked up the bread and only took a bite. Unexpectedly, turtle son suddenly stood up from behind the tree and said, "I knew you wouldn't keep your word!" I waited for 25 years and finally caught it! I hate people lying to me! ! ! "

Zorro's death

One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"

"Zorro said," it's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. it will be too late

Time flies, Zorro flies out of bed and jumps out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."