It's too cold to tell jokes in a circle of friends.

I recommend too cold to send a circle of friends to say funny as follows:

1. It's so cold today that people want to wear down jackets and never want to experience streaking again.

2. When I get up in the morning, I feel that the quilt and the bed are stuck together and can't be pulled open. Finally, I found that my body was frozen.

It's so cold that my mobile phone is turned off. Looks like it needs to get dressed, too.

I went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of iced drink today, and it froze as soon as I took a sip. It seems that I am strong enough to change my material state.

At work today, my colleagues were all crowded in the office. It turns out that everyone has become a snowman, afraid of melting as soon as they go out.

It was so cold that even my cat began to fish with its tail. It seems that it also wants to experience the fun of winter.

7. I saw a news today that a man killed a mosquito because of too much freezing. I want to say, this man must have never seen me, otherwise he will understand what is really cold-blooded.

8. I shivered in the cold wind and felt like a walking expression pack.

9. I went to the supermarket to buy a bag of ice cubes today, and when I got home, I found that it had turned into a popsicle. It seems that I have enough strength to stop time.

10, I saw a man lying in the street today. I went over and saw that he was frozen. I want to say, brother, can you fall in another position?