Jokes about scientists

A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. He counted to 100 and opened his eyes. He saw everyone hiding, but Newton was still standing there.

Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you."

Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton."

Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? "

Newton: "What do you see under my feet?"

Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled.

Newton: "this is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal."