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Choose cold jokes instead of those that are not funny.

My classmate is bitten by a hundred-step snake on the mountain now. I heard that walking a hundred paces would kill him, but now he insists on walking down the mountain to see a doctor!

Just walked 99 steps, I think he still has 1 step to live.

Then I caught some snakes to bite him. Biting dozens of mouths should accumulate thousands of steps!

But he's getting worse. What if he is swollen?