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Jinbing just came to rob, but the Northern Song Dynasty opened the door to send Kaifeng. Why did the Northern Song Dynasty's subjugation seem so trifling?

Why are you so frivolous?

1, Jin came to grab it, but in order to get more money, he concealed the demand. Let me be misunderstood by Emperor Dasong!

2. The Northern Song Dynasty misjudged Xu Jinguo's demand, and others demanded money. Song Huizong thinks they are asking the country. Frightened, stunned, handed over to Kaifeng.

Since the skull fainted and joined hands with Jin to destroy Liao, his strength was exposed. As a tiger, Jin looked at his white belly and turned out to be a lovely neighbor. It is impossible not to bully him.

But I just want to bully people, which means robbery.

For the nomadic people herding sheep in the north, the Central Plains is very big, and it is a place with infinite possibilities. The wind in the Central Plains is very soft, and the willow in the Central Plains is as attractive as a girl's little hand. As soon as they set foot on the Central Plains, it was a splendid bed of ten miles, and further south, there was no snow in winter and flowers in spring.

Just like the poor can't imagine what kind of life the rich live, but there is a rich man with a low IQ who can't use force, so you always want to take advantage.

At that time, most people in Xu Jin thought so.

Therefore, I often take advantage of it, grab it, chase it, so happy. The two of them robbed the border, and robbery was a happy thing. Unconsciously, you robbed more. April, 1 126, you robbed Kaifeng. As a result, the soldiers and civilians bombed Kaifeng, rose up and resisted, and the nomads went home. The second time was in August of the same year, Kaifeng was robbed, mainly because of the so-called resistance in Kaifeng last time. They are going to buy a big ticket.

So outside Kaifeng, thousands of miles away, the nomads were waiting for the local tyrants to send the money and take it home for the New Year. After all, winter is coming, and the whole family is pointing to this vote.

Song Huizong will be scared out of his wits. His tricks are frequent. He listened to the words of Guo Shanbing, a wanderer who claimed to be a Buddha, and asked him to take the seven-seven-seven-seven eight-character gangsters out of the city to cast spells and capture the general alive.

Xu Jinguo soldiers, who were waiting to send money outside the city, looked at the Kaifeng gate, which was wide open, and suddenly realized that this was an opportunity, so they stewed the 7787 people for a spoonful first and then rushed into Kaifeng city.