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The teddy bear dog is so disobedient! I was like a person who tortured a dog. I was so angry that I wanted to vomit blood. I had no choice but to do it. It was beyond the limit of human endurance.
Dog training
1. Defecation training
Prepare a toilet for the dog in advance, that is, prepare a larger flat tray and spread a plastic sheet on the bottom. Spread a few old newspapers on it that have been stained with the urine of the dog you raised, and then place them in the corner of the corridor or in the toilet or bathroom.
Dogs usually feel the urge to defecate when they first wake up or just after eating. When the dog is about to defecate, it will smell the ground. At this time, it should be taken to the dog toilet immediately.
If you see your puppy not defecating in the designated toilet but in other places, you should immediately press its nose to the place where it defecates and severely scold: "You are not allowed to defecate here!" At the same time! Span his butt with your hand as a warning. Then wash the place where you defecate with soapy water to remove the odor. Otherwise, the puppy will smell the smell of its own feces and will urinate and defecate here.
As long as it is repeated several times and patiently trained for one or two weeks, it can be learned in three or four weeks. From now on, except when going out, it will usually defecate in prescribed places. After defecation, dispose of the two newspapers on the upper layer together with the feces, leaving only one with a slight feces smell.
2. Training to take a dog for a walk
When you take a dog for a walk for the first time, put a collar on it. Generally, two fingers can be inserted between the neck and the collar. The correct way to take a dog for a walk is to keep the dog on the left side of the owner. Do not let the dog run, but tighten the leash. Once the dog gets used to it, it won't run around casually even without a leash.
3. Train dogs not to bark randomly
Dogs barking randomly really bothers people. At first, when you don't want the dog to bark, you yell at the dog: "Don't bark!" to make the dog stop barking immediately. If it doesn't work, hit it with a rolled-up newspaper tube. This training method is more effective.
4. Train the dog not to rush around
In order to show intimacy, dogs have the habit of rushing towards their owners at a very fast speed. This behavior sometimes stains the clothes and is disturbing. Feel troubled. When a guest came to visit, the dog jumped on him, which frightened the guest and made the owner feel embarrassed. The corrective method is to say "no" to the dog that is rushing towards you, while touching the dog's nose with your hand. After repeated several times, the dog will stop running because it has learned the lesson.
5. Dog meal training
Feeding to dogs must be fixed in a fixed place, for a certain period of time, and supplied with fixed tableware. Let the dog learn to eat food only with the owner's permission. First place the tableware with food in front of the dog, hold down its body and sit down. If the dog does not listen to the command and wants to eat immediately, you must immediately pick up the tableware and wait until it takes a waiting posture before saying " Okay" and let it start eating.
6. Train the dog to "sit down"
Put your hands on the dog's waist and press down, saying "sit down, sit down" while pressing. After the dog sits down, Keep a certain distance from the dog, issue the "sit" command, and at the same time put your hand down horizontally. Repeat several times. After the dog is proficient in this action, it can be effective as long as it indicates with hand gestures without issuing a command.
7. Let the dog learn to "bye bye" and "turn around"
Place the dog's favorite food above the dog's head, tempt the dog to stand on its hind feet and adopt the "bye bye" posture, and also On this basis, you can train it to turn in circles, and finally train it to spin when it hears the "turn around" command.
8. Training to reach out and "shake hands"
At the beginning, shout "reach out", then pick up its left front foot with one hand and its left front foot with the other. Right front foot, while saying: "Okay, okay", take out one hand to touch the dog's throat or chest, and give it some food, so that it will learn faster.
9. Training to "bite", "let go" and "fetch"
This kind of training requires coercion and coercion. Usually a short wooden stick is used, and the dog is first commanded to "bite", while pinching the dog's ear with one hand, and using the other hand to hold the short stick to let it bite it with its mouth. This must be practiced repeatedly.
The way to train it to carry is to ask someone to sit down, place the object ten meters away from the dog, shout "bite it", and when the dog bites it, order it to take it. If the stick falls midway, the owner must go to the place where it fell, pick up the stick, let the dog hold it, and then catch the thing with his hand, say "Okay, okay" and stroke its head. After the movements are proficient, you can train it to bite things and walk.
10. Train the dog to be patient in waiting
When the puppy learns the "wait a moment" posture, you can take it for a walk in a quiet square. First let the dog sit down, and then give the command "don't move", then pick up the front end of the strap, slowly back up and walk around the dog. At this time, if the dog changes its posture, train it from the beginning. After the dog learns to do this action, the owner can let go of the leash and walk to a farther place, and let the dog wait patiently in place.
11. Train the dog to "come when called"
First hold the dog's leash, shout "come here", and gently pull the leash to stimulate the dog's neck and run away After coming over, ask it to sit down. Once you get used to it, you can untie the straps and practice distance apart.
12. Teach the dog to do the squatting action
First let the dog take a "sit down" position, and then shout the "down to the ground" command while pulling the dog's two front feet forward. And gently press the dog's back so that its chest touches the ground, and do this action repeatedly.
13. Anti-food training
Train the dog to only eat what the owner gives, not what others give. When training, you must first choose a person who is unfamiliar to the dog. This person will feed the dog chili pepper or very bitter food. The dog will feel spicy and uncomfortable after eating it, and will refuse to eat when fed by a stranger.
How to use punishment
——When training a puppy, you must establish the concept that punishment is used to correct inappropriate behavior. [Penalty] has become almost taboo over the past few years. Many people mistakenly believe that punishment is cruel or even a useless training tool. In fact, as long as punishment is applied in the correct way and at the right time, it is quite effective when it is used to prohibit a puppy from doing a certain behavior. Traditional punishments are usually given long after the dog has made a mistake, and then at will according to the owner's mood. These old-fashioned punishment methods are not so much training as retaliation for the dog's disobedience. People who train puppies with completely positive rewards are certainly very respectable, but those who know how to use punishment correctly and achieve training goals are even rarer. In a state of frustration at failed training, most owners will resort to old-fashioned punishment, such as spanking their dog. Ironically, although social climate has changed and traditional punishment methods are no longer used, examples of animal cruelty continue unabated. To resolve this contradiction, we must rethink our moral views on [punishment] and how to properly use this powerful training tool. We usually think that people with high moral standards would never inflict pain on their puppies. But this argument is good in theory, but impossible in practice. Let’s take a puppy to the veterinarian as an example: we ask the veterinarian to give the puppy injections, draw blood, and touch it roughly. When the puppy is old enough, we may even have to have it stabbed and sterilized. If we still insist on [not letting the puppy suffer], it is really a kind of hypocrisy. We will make dogs uncomfortable or even painful for health reasons; but we are unwilling to punish puppies for training requirements. To change this prejudice, we must revise our moral values ??and adopt the principle of "doing no harm to dogs" instead of hypocritically insisting on "doing no pain to dogs".
Correct the habit of jumping on people
- For example, if you want to correctly change the habit of a dog jumping on guests, you don’t have to hurt it. First, you need to find something your dog really doesn't like - like a water gun or a spray can filled with water. Then, try to get the puppy to associate the water gun with the signal "Don't do this again" (you can use the "No" command). The command "No" is telling the puppy that "this behavior will be punished". The timing of "No" is very important: you must tell the puppy the moment it makes an incorrect action. The action of spraying water can be delayed for a few seconds before doing it.
For example: a puppy jumps on people -
1. The puppy starts jumping
2. Say "No" to it
3. The dog sprays water
4. Ignore it for the time being (about one to two minutes)
5. Continue this process until the dog stops jumping
6. When the puppy starts jumping again, say "Sit down" to it; if it sits down obediently, give it a reward. It should be noted that although the general training rule is to reward the puppy when it does something right; in fact, if the dog accidentally associates this reward with the wrong behavior pattern, it will cause problems. For example: the puppy jumps on the mother, the mother yells "No" and sprays water on the puppy. The puppy sits down obediently, and the mother rewards it. In this way, the dog may mistakenly believe that as long as it can endure the feeling of being sprayed, it will be rewarded by its owner. A better approach is to wait until the bad behavior is completely corrected before giving rewards to strengthen the impression.
Preventing puppies from biting
——Another situation where punishment-based education methods are applicable is to prevent dogs from biting. To prevent your puppy from biting, the first line of defense is to keep your dog away from things it shouldn’t bite. Put your shoes in the shoe cabinet and keep the door closed; put expensive books on the bookcase, not on the coffee table. In short, just put away every precious thing and keep it away from the puppy. But while putting things away is a good idea, this approach has two fatal drawbacks. First of all, this does not teach the puppy to avoid dangerous things and places. Second, most owners underestimate a puppy’s ability to find chews. The only way to ensure a safe environment for your dog is to teach it what things it can play with safely and what things it should stay away from. The first step in training is to teach the dog the command "No". Whether the time to say "no" is correct or not is an important factor in whether the puppy can understand why it is being punished. There is a good training item that can be used for this training-extension cord. Electrical wires covered with rubber insulators are one of the most dangerous things to an unsuspecting puppy. To a puppy, the extension cord feels and bites exactly the same as the power cord of an ordinary electrical appliance, except that the extension cord is not plugged in. Put the extension cord in front of the puppy, then leave its sight, hide in a corner, and observe its movements (you can also use a mirror to observe). Once the puppy discovers this new toy and starts to want to bite it, immediately say "No!" ), and spray water on it; then give it a stuffed toy to bite. Practice this regularly until it becomes a no-no. The same method can also be used to prevent dogs from chewing shoes, books, magazines or other things. If you continue to use praise or petting to teach your puppy to bite only what he needs to bite, the biting behavior will be greatly reduced.
Restrict the scope of the puppy's activities
——If you want to stop the puppy from roaming around as soon as possible, you must set a boundary that it must not cross. Many people use fences to confine puppies, but although fences can trap puppies, they are very inconvenient to use. A better approach is to use ropes to limit the puppy's range of movement. First, go to the hardware store and buy a colorful rope. Then put a small piece at the door or entrance. Place the puppy on one side of the rope and sit on the other side. When the puppy wants to cross the rope, tell it "No" and then spray it with water. Then put the puppy back on the other side of the rope. When the puppy wants to cross the rope again, tell it "No" and spray it with water. Repeat this training until the puppy knows not to cross the rope. Gradually increase the area around the rope until the rope surrounds the entire house. Soon, you won't need fences anymore and will be replaced by the fences you build in your puppy's heart.
Basic training
1) Sit down
This is a component of training combined with other subjects. The trained dog is required to sit down quickly and correctly after hearing the command, and to persist for a certain period of time. During training, let the dog stand on the left side of the owner, and while giving the "sit" command, lift the collar with your right hand and press the dog's waist corner with your left hand.
When the dog is forced to sit down under this mechanical stimulation, a reward should be given immediately. After repeated training for many times, the dog can develop the movement of sitting down. On this basis, training is carried out in conjunction with gestures. If you ask him to sit on the front, stretch his right arm forward, the forearm is vertical upward, and the palm of his hand moves forward into an "L" shape; if he sits on the left side, tap his left abdomen with his left hand. If the dog can already "sit" well, it should be gradually trained to extend the time it can sit, from being able to sit for 3-5 seconds until it is extended to more than 5 minutes.
2) Lying down
The action of lying down should be done after the "sitting" action has been learned. During training, two methods can be used: First, the owner is on the right side of the dog, facing the dog, holding the food in his right hand, slowly moving from the top of the dog's mouth to the bottom, and at the same time giving the lie down command, and pulling the leash downward. , to stimulate. At this time, the dog can lie down under food and mechanical stimulation. When the dog lies down, reward it with food in time. In the future, as conditioned reflexes develop, rewards and stimulation will be gradually removed. Another method is to make the dog lie down. The owner should squat down, hold the dog's two forelimbs with both hands, stretch them forward, and use the left arm to press the dog's shoulder blade. The dog will then be trained within a certain distance and combined with gestures. In order to improve its level of movement, extend the command distance, and be able to lie down for more than 5 minutes according to the owner's commands and gestures.
3) Standing
During training, the Shilling dog sits down, then gently pulls the leash, giving the "stand" command and gesture (right arm to the dog's direction, palm upward), when the dog stands, reward it. The owner should gradually leave the dog's side so that the dog can stand longer. On this basis, gradually develop the ability to stand according to gestures or commands and last for a certain period of time
Tools for training include: 1. Training collar. 2. A better chain. 3. A rope about ten meters long. 4. Lots of patience and unstinting encouragement.
If he hesitated, he pulled on the chain and it strangled his neck, forcing him to follow suit. 2. Stop and sit down: When shouting "stop", raise the chain to make it raise its head, slap the thigh with your palm, and at the same time press the dog's arms to make it sit upright, so that it gets used to sitting down as soon as it stops. 3. Come here: Put on a ten-meter rope, let the dog stay aside first, then shout "come here", clap your legs twice, and tighten the rope (walking motion). After it came over obediently, it immediately shouted "sit down" and slapped its legs (the same action as sitting down). 4. Lie down: When shouting "Lie down", at the same time, move your palms backwards like a swimming freestyle, pull the dog's two front legs with one hand, and press the top of its head downwards with the other hand. 5. Get up: Get up is to prepare it to move forward or come over. When shouting "get up", pick up its abdomen near the hind legs with your hands to make it stand. 6. Long-term sitting: When the dog sits down, shout "Don't move", push forward with your palms, and slowly back away. Stop without putting down your palms. If it sits for three minutes, it will be considered qualified. 7. Lying down for a long time: When it lies down, shout "Don't move" and push forward with the same palm. The person slowly backed up and stopped, his palm still pushing forward. You will pass after lying down for three minutes.
How to train a puppy to bow?
I hope this article will help you.
First, the puppy must be hungry first, because only food is the most intolerable temptation for him. Other means such as praise and applause are all used by people to amuse themselves.
Second, the trained puppy must wear a collar. During training, use one hand to tempt the puppy with food, and the other hand to hold the collar to make the dog stand on its hind legs.
Third, order food accurately and promptly. Dianshi is a term for animal training, which means feeding. Once the puppy does a correct action, immediately give it something to eat to encourage it.
Fourth, fixed password. You cannot say "stand" one moment and "don't get up" the next. The dog's interest is all in eating, and he has no energy to distinguish your changing passwords.
Fifth, after you are able to stand, you can teach turning in circles and bowing. When teaching circles, just hold the food and draw a circle above the dog's head. When teaching how to bow, the person holds the dog's front paws with his hands and teaches it how to bow.
No matter what actions the dog is being trained to perform, the owner must keep saying the command in his mouth.
When training a puppy to bow, pay attention to the following points:
1. The best age for training a puppy is between half a year and one year old. The puppy’s intelligence has not yet developed before one year old. Mature, after one year old the puppy has developed some problems and personality, which will make training difficult.
2. The best time to train a puppy is noon or afternoon every day, when it often has a big appetite. Two hours of training time per day is enough. When training, be careful not to feed too much food. Once it has food in its belly, it should stop listening to training. Also pay attention to rest when training.
3. Although different dog breeds have different abilities to comprehend, dogs, like people, are smart and stupid. Although running dogs such as Dalmatians are highly trainable, it is really difficult to make them stand and bow. On the contrary, although Jingba is "stupid", he is suitable for practicing these movements. Generally, it can be learned by standing in a day or two, and a smart dog can learn to bow in a week.
4. The owner must be patient (it is practicing to earn face for you!), not to encourage others, not to rush for success, but to coax and lure them with "profit" at the same time. But when you encounter a puppy acting lazy, you must not let it go. You must have a straight face, spank it on the butt, and knock it on the head.
5. Once the puppy learns these actions, it will never forget them for the rest of its life. Because it knows that as soon as it does this action, something delicious will arrive in its mouth!
How to train a puppy to play dead
1. As long as you are patient, you can train it at a fixed time every day (the fixed time is to let the dog know that this is learning time, This requires habitual concentration), first you hold the food in one hand and say bang, then use the other hand to knock it down. At first, as soon as it knocks over, give it food and praise it. After two or three days, you will gradually Don't press it with your hands, but continue to press it as long as it gets up. Don't give it food and show displeasure. As long as you take your hand away from it and it can't stand it, give it food again. Repeat this until it finally behaves in a standard way, and then reward it. Even if there is no food, just praise it and you can achieve it. Remember, you must be patient when training a dog, and do not train for more than half an hour a day. If it takes too long, the dog will be bored and unwilling to learn. Okay, now it depends on your patience. I wish you success!
2 First make a gesture and simulate a gunshot, for example, bang! Then push it down. When you push it down, move gently and slowly. Don't scare it. Keep pressing it on the ground, with its belly facing up and don't move for a minute or two. Repeat this 3-5 times a day, no more. A puppy can form a conditioned reflex in three to five days. As soon as you make a shooting gesture and look at it, it will automatically lie down. In this case, you have to reward it. Practice two or three times a day, and the training will be successful in less than a month.
How to teach a dog to hold a Frisbee - an introduction to my experience in teaching sheep and sheep
Some netizens asked about the method of teaching a sheep to hold a Frisbee. I will give you an introduction based on my experience:
1. First, teach the dog to fetch and deliver items: the owner throws toys (such as small balls, plastic chew toys, small plush toys or towel rolls, etc.), and the dog should run over. Pick it up and put it back in front of the owner or hand it into the owner's hands.
Problems you may encounter:
1. The dog is not interested - use your dog’s favorite toys to train and gradually develop interest;
2. The dog holds the toy in its mouth and does not spit it out - the owner touches the ground with his hand to signal the dog to put it down, and rewards the dog after putting it down. If it really doesn't work, occasionally the owner can try to remove the toy and reward it;
3. The dog won't return the toy with the toy in its mouth - the owner walks over and taps the ground with his hand to signal the dog to put it down. Then gradually open the distance to signal the dog to put it down, and repeat the training.
2. Teach the dog how to catch objects in the air: The owner throws the toy up, and the dog should catch it with its mouth in the air and return it to the owner.
Problems you may encounter:
1. The dog can only pick it up from the ground and does not know how to pick it up with its mouth - first hold the toy with your hand and put it directly into the dog's mouth Press it and the dog will naturally open its mouth and pick it up.
Then gradually practice by increasing the distance inch by inch, and gradually increase the throwing height until you learn to catch the toy from the air;
2. After the toy is thrown, the dog reacts slowly and does not know how to chase the toy—— Strengthen reaction training: The owner stands upright, slips the toy from his hand and lets the dog hold it in his mouth. Repeated practice can improve the dog's reaction ability.
3. Finally, let your dog perform a Frisbee-catching performance: throw the Frisbee in various directions and in various postures. The dog should make accurate judgments and fly to catch it at the most reasonable speed and posture. Frisbee and returned to its owner.
Have you completed the first and second training? Well, now go to the pet store and buy a Frisbee, and then take your dog outside to try throwing it -
No problem - your dog is already an expert.
IV. Note:
1. The Frisbees used by poodles (or other small dogs) are soft, do not buy plastic Frisbees used by humans;
2. Dogs will only take the Frisbee back to their owners. Do not try to teach the dog to give the Frisbee to others;
3. Dogs will become addicted after learning to hold the Frisbee. You must do it every day Play with him for a while, and don’t let him down;
4. In principle, there is no dog that can’t learn to hold a Frisbee—no matter what breed—only those who can’t teach a dog how to hold a Frisbee Any dog ??can learn to hold a Frisbee - as long as you persevere.
My sister taught me this, give it a try! Also, don’t abuse dogs! hehe!
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