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Notes on Tomb Robbery Black Blind Man's most complete quotations.

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1. If no one is holding hands, I will take a pocket.

2. I never bully the weak. I didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him ...

3. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

4. You take your overpass and I'll pass my underpass.

5. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over ...

6. Standing at the O-junction of life.

7. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

8. In high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as NB. University, we are as idle as NB, but we can't find the happiness when we are grandchildren ... < P > 9. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live today are the most practical.

1. You get what you pay for, and you won't be hungry after eating porridge.

11. Just because we have a problem, you can't treat me as a holiday.

12. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

13. It is not shameful to die without surprising words.

14. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man or a bad man in a woman's heart.

15. Where you fall, you get up ... You always fall there. I suspect there is a pit! Notes on Tomb Robbery Selected Quotations from the Black Blind Man

16. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

17. Don't you have something nice to say? "You are so handsome, is that all right?" "Yes, that's great!" "But I have no conscience to say, it's really painful."

18. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

19. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

2. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

21. I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flutter.

22. Alas, this person will have a bad shape, and even his headache is partial.

23. Mixing the society is a manual work, and four lessons should be paid attention to: flashing and prancing.

24. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

25. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

26. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

27. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

28. From heaven to hell, I passed by!

29. First love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

3. Make a mistake, or forget it. Anyway, it's okay. Tomb-robbing Notes Black Blind Man Quotations Classic Edition

31. Work QQ, refuse to chat, if you want to chat strongly, charge 5 cents, punctuation, half price, 3% off monthly card, and double at night.

32. Tongue lives longer than teeth, and software lives longer than hardware.

33. The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's strengths, but live with her weaknesses.

34. Traveling means going from one's own place to another's.

35. It is easy to stand outside the pain and persuade the suffering people.

36. You said ... you like me? Actually ... I started ... Actually, I also ... Well, to tell you the truth, I actually liked myself. \ (-)/

37. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle is a faint sadness of youth.

38. Ask who is the most open-minded in the world, and I will do my part.

39. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

4. Born down and out, the five elements are short of money.

41. It was dawn.

42, grandstanding can be pleasing or out of favor.

43. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

44. Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

45. Keep a low profile and aim high!

46, not superstitious, only charming.

47. A person's greatest sorrow is his unwillingness to be himself.

48. Sad people like to drink a little wine, while lonely people like to sing old songs.

49. Push yourself and whip others.

5. I am a handsome man. Tomb-robbing Notes: Inspirational Quotations from the Black Blind Man

51. Although the bow is strong, there is no arrow in vain.

52, I will walk till the water checks my path, thirsty; Then sit and watch the rising clouds, dizzy.

53, a small amount is not a gentleman, and it is not a trojan horse.

54, alas! Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

55. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

56. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

57. Look at you! Looking at the back, I was in a hurry and turned my head to scare off millions of lions.

58. Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know if they didn't get it right or if I lived wrong.

59. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. Besides, the quality is not good, so why not look around?

6. People are parallel imports, but hearts are licensed.

61. No matter how well you dress, a brick will fall down.

62. I will try my best to realize my dream to make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

63. A real warrior dares to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

64. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

65. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price. The latest edition of the black blind man's quotations from grave robbery notes

66. Shake like it, roll like it.

67. Don't mention anything, not because of forgetting, but because of remembering.

68. Your 3-degree smile on the corner of your mouth can't be found by Baidu.

69. I want to let the whole world know that I keep a low profile.

7. The biggest church in the world can't hold your sins.

71. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

72. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

73. Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

74. All idleness and no play

75. One short step makes a romantic figure.

76. Nausea Mom cried with nausea. Why? Because it's disgusting ...

77. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play until dawn.

78. Whenever the signal sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

79. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.

8. My heart is broken, and it looks like dumpling stuffing. Notes on Tomb Robbery Short Edition of Black Blind Man's Quotations

81. Playing the piano to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

82. It's a long road, but it's Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi?

83, don't want to laugh, play anesthetic.

84. "People who respect others will always respect them", which is a common virtue in banquet rooms.

85. When you do it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

86. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

87. Most women like a man for one reason, that is, she doesn't understand him.

88. The stock market is fiercer than the tiger and the housing market is fiercer than the stock market.

89. From a distance, it's a beautiful scene. If you look close, you want to call the police.

9. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

91. My site, you are the landlord.

92, people are iron, and the style is steel. If you don't pretend, you will be in a panic!

93, face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.

94, dear, my eyelashes are drowning ...

95, thinking too much will inevitably hurt too much.

96. Sadness turns left and happiness arrives.

97. If you dream, anything is possible.

98. God will surely forgive me, because that is his profession.

99, face first, unable to return to heaven.