Who can make people laugh?

In a mental hospital, there are more than a dozen mental diseases being treated.

The doctor is observing the recovery of the patient every day.

One day at noon, it began to rain in Mao Mao. All these patients ran into the yard and talked about taking a bath. . . Take a bath. . . .

The doctor took a look and said that these patients were really ill.

At this time, the dean found that there was another patient at the door of the ward who didn't go out to take a bath. The dean was glad to see that the patient was getting better.

So I went up and asked the patient, my friend, why didn't you wash it?

The patient said, look at those fools taking a bath now.

(The dean's answer is normal. It seems much better. )

The patient went on to say, buddy, there will be hot water soon. These fools take a cold bath.

The dean can only leave silently after listening.

There is an old lady in a mental hospital. .....

Wearing black clothes every day ... holding a black umbrella. .....

Squatting at the gate of a mental hospital .....

The doctor thought ...

To cure her, you must start by getting to know her. .....

So ... the doctor also wears black clothes ... and holds a black umbrella. .....

Squatting there with her ....

The two spent a month in silence. .....

The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:

Excuse me-

Are you a mushroom, too

The doctor in the mental hospital wants to talk to a mental patient who is about to leave the hospital to confirm whether the patient has fully recovered.

Doctor: What are you going to do after you leave the hospital?

Patient: smash all the windows in your hospital with stones.

When the doctor heard this, he found that the patient had not fully recovered, so he decided to continue the treatment. A few months later, the doctor felt that the patient seemed ready to leave the hospital and decided to talk to him again.

Doctor: What are you going to do after you leave the hospital?

Patient: Get a job.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Making money.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Save money.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Marry a wife.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: The bridal chamber.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Take off her clothes.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Take off her pants.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Take off her underwear.

Doctor: Then what?

Patient: Take out the rubber band in your underwear, make a slingshot and find some stones to smash all the windows in your hospital.

Mental patient A stole the phone book from the nurse's office and went back to the ward. Ask B, "What do you think of the novel I recently finished?" ?

B looked at it and replied, "Not bad. However, there are just a few more roles. "

Then the nurse in the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me!" " "

Two mental patients ran out of the hospital and climbed a tree. One of them jumped down from the tree and rolled on the ground, asking the other, "Why don't you come down?" The other party replied, "No ~ ~, I'm not familiar with it yet ~ ~"