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I'm probably sick

Since last Monday, I have felt extremely cold when I woke up in the morning. My whole body was freezing. It was also the same at night. After washing my feet, I had to put on socks to go to bed. My bed was always cold, and my roommates thought I was a block of ice. , I had to cover my feet. I used to cover them for a while and they would feel warm. Recently, they have been cold all night and they can’t warm me up.

I feel cold every day at work. When I go out in the morning, I wear a woolen coat. I wore this woolen coat in the winter at my hometown. I only wore it once in February when I was here.

When you get up in the morning to memorize words and study, you have to put on a thick coat and tuck your trousers into your socks so that you don’t feel cold. Otherwise, you always feel like there is air leakage, and sometimes your feet may even become stiff during the day.

My colleagues all said that I was about to catch a cold, so I scraped two packets of isatis root from my colleagues in the office, soaked it in water and drank it all at once, thinking it would have a miraculous effect. I don't think there is any problem anymore. I have no other discomfort except for the occasional itchy ears and eye corners. I can tolerate these.

I came back from vacation the day before yesterday, had a meal, and slept for an hour after four o'clock. When I got up, I felt light-headed, my voice was hoarse, my nose was blocked, my head hurt a little, and there was a slight headache. cough. My roommate was not at home, so I contacted him and said he was sick. He said he would be back soon to buy me medicine. However, I cannot buy cold medicine here recently, so he could only comfort me verbally and asked me to drink more hot water. Went out to play basketball.

When he came back in the evening, he asked someone to buy medicine. I drank the medicine and seemed to be better. I didn’t feel uncomfortable when I woke up yesterday morning. I even felt that I was better, so I called my colleagues. Make dumplings at my house.

I started to feel uncomfortable when they finished making dumplings at our house yesterday afternoon and were getting ready to go home. At this time, I felt a little itchy at the corner of my eye, and I started rubbing it non-stop. They asked me if it was the onion one at noon. The smell was so pungent that it affected me. I calmed down and thought about it. When I was pregnant with the baby last year, it was also during this period that my eyes were extremely itchy, and my ears were also itchy. We even made a joke when we got to the hospital. The doctor said it might be caused by allergies and asked me if I had eaten eggs. I said yes, but it had been four days since I ate eggs because I had eaten eggs since I was pregnant with the baby. I am very averse to eggs. I finally ate a few bites of scrambled eggs with tomatoes that day. Several days have passed. I am not allergic to this. Even if I am allergic, it will not take several days to develop. So I asked the doctor to prescribe a bottle of eye drops. It turned out that the order said oral administration, which made me so angry.

My eyes have been itching since about seven o'clock yesterday. I kept rubbing my eyes when I went to buy fruit. I kept feeling that there was something in my eyes and it was itching. Since it happened during this time last year, I think my symptoms may be seasonal allergies, but it’s strange. I’ve been here for five years. Why have I only had reactions in the last two years? Is it because of my body?

Last night when I went to bed, my eyes were so itchy that I wanted to dig them out. My ears also joined in the fun at this time. It was so itchy that I felt upset and wanted to scold my mother. I couldn’t sleep at all, and my nose was also It was so itchy that I always wanted to sneeze but couldn't. I got up at about 12 o'clock and looked in the mirror. I saw that the two eye sockets had turned black, especially the big corners of my eyes were a little red and swollen. But there was no medicine and there was nothing I could do. , can only endure hard.

After staying up for a long time, I finally fell asleep.

The tickling woke me up in the middle of the night. It was really uncomfortable and driving me crazy. I knew that I must not get angry. Once I got angry, it would be difficult to control it and it would make me even more uncomfortable. Fortunately, I will do it later. After sneezing a few times, my nose felt better, but my eyes and ears were still itchy. I had no other choice but to tell myself not to be upset, not to be angry, to be calm, and tried my best to fall asleep again. I tossed and turned countless times, and finally fell asleep. On fire.

When I woke up at 9:40 in the morning, my roommate had already gone out. I didn’t know when he got up or when he went out. When I woke up my eyes were still itchy. I searched on Baidu and found that it was caused by allergic rhinitis and allergic conjunctivitis. I needed to go to the hospital to draw blood to check for allergens. But our county hospital here, based on the lessons learned last year, I will not sell my blood or money. . I plan to buy a bottle of eye drops for a while. It will be fine after these two months. I will check it out when I have the opportunity to go to the city.

I am probably sick. But you are not terminally ill yet, so keep going!