Are there any jokes suitable for telling at the dinner table?

This year, at the dinner table, my dad told us a secret that has been hidden for more than 20 years ... My dad: "I worked for almost 30 years and lived in the hospital once." Me: "Have you ever been in hospital? Don't know? " My dad: "You weren't born at that time. Your mother and I live in a single dormitory. Once your mother organized a May Day team to play in Luoyang. After walking for five days, I was alone at home. No one cooked for me, and I was too lazy to go out to eat, so I made do with it. Two or three days ago, all the cold steamed buns at home were eaten up. I've been hungry ever since. As a result, the fourth day, I was playing chess with the doorman outside, and I fainted when it rained, which shocked people and sent them to the hospital immediately. As a result, the doctor said that it was raw hunger, and it would be good to lose glucose for a few days ... "Me? Then you still have the face to dislike my laziness? "