I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

1. Three things I struggle with every day: can’t fall asleep at night, can’t get up in the morning, and regret going to bed too late last night.

2. Ruin your life and make you poor for three generations. If you don’t touch both, you will become rich and handsome.

3. In the future, we will fight for your Audi, my Dior, and your children’s Oreo!

4. You don’t have to take the initiative, but when I do, don’t move still.

5. Girl, turn on the Bluetooth and send me some love.

6. Do you know what is most important to me? It is the first word of this sentence.

7. Those who treat women like clothes will be single sooner or later!

8. He has a big head, a thick neck, and moves like a pig.

9. If you get out, don’t come back. I’m not a rag collector.

10. The appearance of men nowadays is very harmful to the country and the people and to society.

11. There was a bright light in front of the bed, and a bowl of soup was spread out. He raised his head to take the towel and lowered his head to wipe his crotch.

12. In fact, I admire you. You are so unexpected and can still breathe with your lungs in public.

13. I have no acting skills. Even if you don’t give me a line, I can accompany you to stage a happy relationship.

14. Chatting is valuable, but the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away.

15. I will not live as great as Chairman Mao, but I will live as long as Xiaoqiang.

16. I searched thousands of times for him, but suddenly I looked back and realized that he was a second-rate person.

17. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called “complete incompetence”. There is a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything looks right"

18. Regarding "white, rich and beautiful", I met the standards on three points - idiot, rich and stinky.

19. Mom asked me to sweep the floor and I said I was a princess. Even Mom said you were a sow.

20. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely be in front of Newton’s house. All the apple trees were replaced by durian trees.

21. Every time after answering a question, I would immediately tell my deskmate how I felt when I sat down.

22. Saying you are mean cannot bring out your mean nature. You are already so mean that it cannot be described as mean.

23. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. After all my friends were hiding, I would go home.

24. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to be annoying. I am getting more and more unhappy

25. The color of the money in my pocket determines my mood...

26. When I have money, I will buy a swimming pool, a face wash and a hand wash

27. I am not a bone and cannot be chased by every dog.

28. If you are well, it will be sunny. But it’s been raining heavily here for a week, so you’re not dead.

29. Sometimes it is better to be less caring than to be too caring. Girls talk about crazy women who want to chase every man.

1. Alone, wandering in a song In the world of songs, recall all the scenery there

2. Missing you is like drinking a glass of cold water, and then turning into warm tears drop by drop

3. I often As for job hopping, I have stayed in many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say China Mobile.

4. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for the rest of his life.

5. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

6. If he is diligent, that means he has just fallen in love with you; if he is clumsy, that means he is deeply in love with you; if he is calm, that means he is tired of you.

7. The desolate youth is full of confused sadness. Your departing figure still lingers in my memory.

8. It turns out that I am not sunburned by other people’s happiness, I am just drying my own happiness.

9. Met, got to know, liked, fell in love with. In the end, my heart was broken

10. Someone asked: Do you have a dream? I said: Yes, but it can't be realized.

11. People are most confused when they are kissing; they are most clear-headed when they are counting money.

12. It’s okay for a woman to be crazy, but don’t degenerate. Don’t wear out your body while you are young.

13. It takes time to see that people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be, and there is a long way to go. I know there's not enough horsepower.

14. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.

15. Say to yourself gently: Don’t cry, because no one cares about your tears

16. Let the blood slip from the back of your hand and never leave the words "Break Up" The sound of sadness for love,

17. Men think it is flirting, but women think it is sentiment.

18. Even if I feel like crying. However, I like to think of those. A touch of sadness

19. A crazy woman wants to chase every man. Hope to find the love she wants

20. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer people to blame, because everyone has difficulties.

21. People are still the same, smiles are still the same, don’t ask about the past life or envy the afterlife, just wait for the love in this life

22. You can make money in a way you don’t like If you get wealth, you can also cure diseases with medicine you don't believe in, but you can't get happiness from people you don't love.

23. Love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is a moment of brilliance

24. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship". I only made it to the first four.

Twenty-five. That year you embarked on a journey for your dream, and now I am still waiting in the wind

Twenty-six. I said, I don’t want to, and I don’t want to either. It will become a tool for you to vent your physiological needs.

27. The world does not care about your self-esteem, people only see your achievements. Don't overemphasize your self-esteem until you have achieved something. I have emotional mysophobia, and if I can’t have it alone, I don’t want it.

1. The highest level of love is that you can die for her, and the highest level of cuteness is that you have to live well for the person you love.

2. To be honest, my best friend and Lan Yan are getting better, and I can’t help but feel a little distressed.

3. Live a happy-go-lucky, homeless life with an indifferent attitude. At the other end of time, all your promises can be changed beyond recognition.

4. Have the courage to give up something for the life you want. There is no justice in this world, and you will never get the best of both worlds.

5. Don’t judge me rashly. You only know my name, but you don’t know my story.

6. The day you left, I decided not to shed tears and held my eyes open against the wind without blinking.

7. Confession on April Fool’s Day is nothing, confession on Qingming Festival is the way to go, because if it fails, you will say that you are possessed by a ghost!

8. Whoever you love, take care of him, protect him, give him freedom, give him the courage to express what he needs, and encourage him, this is truly elegant love.

9. For the future you want, no matter how difficult it is now, you must persevere with confidence.

10. Confidence sees the tree of success, doubt sees the tree of failure; confidence sees the tree of light, doubt sees the tree of dilemma.

11. If you are not happy, then go out for a walk, the world is so big.

12. I have emotional mysophobia. If I can’t have it alone, I don’t want it.

13. Many times, after knowing something accidentally, we pretend to be indifferent on the surface and cover it up with a smile, but in fact, we feel more pain than anything else.

14. Because the world is too lonely, it makes us sad! Your sadness is my sadness! The reality is cruel, so I look forward to the future! Because I have illusions, there is always disappointment.

15. In fact, we just want to find someone who we can talk to, who has a good temperament, who is comfortable together, misses us a little after being apart for a long time, wants to make a fuss after being quiet for a long time, and regrets and gives up immediately after a quarrel.

16. No matter what age you are, I think we should all learn to be gentle to the people around us, and at least don’t cause trouble for others when we speak out, because you may not know that language is really magical. The power of love will make the people you love love you, and it will also make the people who love you decide to leave you.

17. Over the years, I have been learning one thing, that is, never look back.

18. The rain outside the window keeps falling. Could it be that the sky feels the tears in my heart?

19. I saw a passage: Being single is a bad thing Something that I gradually got used to.

20. People who can make you forget the past can give you the future.

21. Language is often false, but the things experienced together are the most real.

22. The luxury of youth lies in being able to have a clear enough mood to spend more than 700 nights writing an insincere letter to a person who does not belong to the future.

23. How can I let you worry about my gains and losses?

24. Raise your middle finger and smile at the sky. Labor and management can no longer keep a low profile.

25. Someone once made you cry, but now no one advises you to go to bed early. Some friends are like dogs, who will follow whoever has the bones

1. After ten years of being a virgin, no one asks about it, but one day she becomes a bitch and the world knows it

2. Let me tell you a joke. Still love you.

3. That’s ridiculous, I miss you again.

4. How far in the future is the person I am waiting for

5. I hope the sun is warm, the breeze is not dry, and the time is not old, and both you and I are well

6. Late blessing: Happy birthday, little deer.

7. I believe I am not the only one who will cry when hearing the songs in Sheep-Herding Stars

8. You were the one who flirted with me first and said you would marry me and stay with me forever. You were the one who left me first, and you were the one who left me first, but I was the one who couldn't let go.

9. What do you think about falling in love at an age when the word "Pao" starts with the word "Pao"? Using the pretext of marriage to fuck a pussy for free

10. I don't know until now whether you are really good to me. , thank you so much

11. Today we took the physical examination. I will do my best to meet the high school entrance examination if I break 100. Can I break 100? 12. Former lovers, now Front and rear tables. It's a pity that they broke up long ago

13. If you are interested in the second dimension, please contact me.

14. After he leaves, he can find someone immediately, but she still thinks about him like a fool. Well, he just doesn’t love you anymore

15. I said that if you could walk into my heart, you would know how deeply I love you and how much I can’t live without you, but he said he really didn’t know

16. Still can’t let go, and he also has his own worries.

17. I said to him, if you could see my heart, you would know how deeply I love you and how much I can't live without you. He said I really don't know.

18. If you really know me, you should know that for an optimistic person like me, the more silent he is, the more turbulent his emotions will be.

19. Don’t disturb those who have not replied to you for a long time.

20. Girl, I hope you have a light when it’s dark, an umbrella when it rains, and a loved one to accompany you on the road