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50 idioms or two-part allegorical sayings we usually use.
Dentist's toothache ..........................................................................................................................................................................
preservation of cultural relics ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Vertical Dragonfly .................... (putting the cart before the horse)
Microscope advertisement ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Black hole ............................ (heaven has eyes)
Dance yangko and drum .................................................................................................................................................................... (
The circus failed. ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Bad mouth ...............................................................................................................................................................................
Forced injection of drugs ............................................................................................................................................................................
Write Spring Festival couplets to others, ........................... (to people)
On New Year's Eve, every household will pack jiaozi ... (all-inclusive)
The top is not capped, and the bottom is not guaranteed ... (The sky will fall)
The postman reports his work. ...........................................................................................................................................................................
Watch the magic show patiently. ............................................................................................................................................................................
............, a man rejected by his wife (amateur)
Fuzzy ...............................................................................................................................................................................
Watching movies in the square ............................................................................................................................................................................
Pancakes ............................... (tossing and turning)
My parents are on a business trip to .................... (free).
Recently, I got the flu. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
The son of grade one does math problems ... (only a handful)
World lingua franca .........................................................................................................................................................................
Slippers ............................................................... (never before)
Poor friends came to see us. ...........................................................................................................................................................................
Duet nuwa .............................................................................................................................................................................
Carry love through to the end ............................................................................................................................................................................
Chef's specialty ...........................................................................................................................................................................
painter ...............................................................................................................................................................................
This horse runs too fast. ............................................................................................................................................................................
Cantonese sing Peking Opera. .............................................................................................................................................................................
The reaction when surrounded by wasps ... (dancing)
Midnight Bell .............................. (blockbuster)
The summer vacation is long and the winter vacation is short. ................................................................................................................................................................... (
How most people feel about their positions. ...
My sister went by boat, my brother went ashore ...
Backstroke Final ..................... (Final Battle)
The best way to pursue female nurses .........................................................................................................................................................................
Eat oranges, .............................. (eat inside, choose outside)
Chatting while eating sesame sauce ............... (vague)
The scene of the end of the earth ...................... (the seas run dry and the rocks crumble)
I'm lost and can't go home. .......................................................................................................................................................................
Go through the maze (beating around the bush)
Baked sweet potato .......................................................................................................................................................................... (
Burglary in Hell ......................................................................................................................................................................... (
Tug of War ............................... (Random Talk)
Dissatisfied with the barber's workmanship .......................................................................................................................................................................
The smallest army in the world ...........................................................................................................................................................................
The most expensive skirt ....................................................................................................................... (Dai Yue).
Stand at the North Pole and talk. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
Watching the Titanic slowly sink. ............................................................................................................................................................................
Dr. Da Die treats people. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
The best way to save referral fees ..........................................................................................................................................................................
It's too difficult to cut meat ..........................................................................................................................................................................
The peach seller fights with the plum seller. ...
........................................................ (tongue-tied)
I checked a rope tied to the donkey. .........................................................................................................................................................................
Shouted the garbage collector .............................................................................................................................................................................
Forged ........................................................................................................................................................................... (
Strong earthquake ....................... (swagger)
Major traffic accidents in ancient times ...........................................................................................................................................................................
shout slogans ..............................................................................................................................................................................
A single ............................................................................................................................................................................. (
Take a bus to the terminal ............................................................................................................................... (mutually assured destruction).
Make eyes at each other, ...................... (an eye for an eye)
Playing Erhu ........................................................................................................................................................................... (
I met my parents-in-law as soon as I went out. ............................................................................................................................................................
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests.
All the beautiful women are in front. ..........................................................................................................................................................................
How old are you this year, little friend? ......................................................................................................................................................................
Fly first, then take the subway to ...................................................................................................................................................................... (
Shopping in the supermarket .......................................................................................................................................................................... (
Laugh off ......................................................................................................................................................................... (
Go back to Yan's hometown to .......................................................................................................................................................................... (
Sandals ............................................................................................ (never before)
The gardener's job ............................................................................................................................................................................
infuse ...............................................................................................................................................................................
Chewing chicken feet ..................................................................................................................................................................... (
Giraffes are foraging. ...........................................................................................................................................................................
environmental pollution ...............................................................................................................................................................................
God's toy ............................................................................................................................................................................
Prison Break ............................................................................................................................................................................. (
I break dance as soon as I learn to walk.
The most suitable audio advertisement ............................................................................................................................................................................
There are too many prey. ............................................................................................................................................................................
Hedgehog ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Seven divided by two ....................... (no three no four)
He died as soon as he was born .............................................................................................................................................................................
The largest project in the world ...........................................................................................................................................................................
Math teacher ............................. (chatting)
Fifteen people eat. ..............................................................................................................................................................................
The tragic movie is over. ............................................................................................................................................................................
Watch the table tennis match live in .................. (look around)
I only hate meeting you, not at night.
Tombstone ........................................................................................................................................................................... (
Braised pig's head in .......................................... (with)
Send a play to the countryside in ....................... (singing and dancing)
An important process in cooking ............................................................................................................................................................................
.........., the advertising language decorated with neon lights (evasive)
Kill the chicken first, then ask the wife whether to braise in soy sauce or steam ........................................................................................................................................................ (
In order to save two movie tickets, I lost a girlfriend ................................................................................................................................................................ (
When I learned that my son had made another mistake at school, .......................................... (stood up).
Tired of listening to the flute, the cow's request to the shepherd boy ................................... (casting pearls before swine)
I found the expression of others before bragging. ........................................ (awe)
I heard that I was eating chicken at noon, and I was so happy that I danced with ......................................................... (I heard the chicken dancing)
My son is afraid of Lao Zi, Lao Zi is afraid of his wife, and her wife is afraid of her son .................................... (everything has its vanquisher).
Because there is no house, I don't talk about ............................................................................................................................................................. (
Copy the answer on your stomach and prepare to cheat in the imperial examination. ......................................................................... (knows everything)
In the old society, it represented the image of a poor man, ........................................ (thin man).
When my mother saw her perfect score paper, she quickly asked for a "Nike" ................ (strike while the iron is hot).
I'm afraid a piece of gold will fall from the sky and kill me. .................................................................................................................................................................
I wanted to throw a brick to attract jade, but I didn't expect the thrown brick to smash the jade in .................................................................................................................................................... (
Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Crazy girl tells jokes-laugh and laugh
Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.
The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.
Please stay with your sister-in-law-uneasy and kind.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)
Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.
Yellow mud fell into my crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit)
Yellow dogs have horns on their heads-they are all foreign (sheep).
Weasels feed-play it by ear (chicken)
Weasel's hair-nothing good can be said.
The mouse bites the ball-the guest is angry.
The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.
The monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear
Gnashing one's teeth-a shameless person (with teeth)
Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene)
Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.
Two sisters compete for money -Biff (money)
Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (cigarettes)
Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.
The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.
Peking Opera Walk-Rub Slowly
Candles that see fire-soft but not drooping.
Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.
Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.
Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself
It was raining cats and dogs, and the barren hills and mountains were suddenly crowded with people.
There are complaints, laissez-faire, laissez-faire and self-rebellion on both sides.
Zhu Yi nodded and sat down to wait for Zuo Danyong's taste of doing nothing is rewarding.
Zhuang Yanbao is outspoken and has a hundred cities.
The theory of gathering hearts with laughter; The center of concentration is shaking.
There's nothing wrong with getting along day and night.
Sincerely know that men and women are on their own and enjoy their success.
Recruit talents to attract wisdom, surrender, rebellion, little knowledge, contradiction, competition with each other
Loyalty, filial piety, righteousness and self-vigilance, worry, Chinese and western pillow, loyalty, loyalty.
Many people are drunk and dreamy, resourceful.
Be ready, be smart, be United, be loyal and say nothing.
Knowing enough, ignoring it and cultivating it tirelessly will be better than letting a hundred schools of thought contend.
Diligent, conscious, nervous, free to talk to myself.
Self-pity, self-righteousness, self-righteousness, limited to the best slander.
Swindled in the Central Plains, be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and be complacent about the golden mean.
The pearls on the side are round and smooth, and they are responsible for their own interests.
Dinko Kemao is an aristocratic family who can pick up things and talk to each other.
The ill-fated black tea adds fragrance at a glance, the calyx is streamer and the smoke is vast.
Colorful joys and sorrows coexist, still water is deep, and Adam, a nose hell, is better than Zhou.
Adam Xiang is a dog, a cat, an aunt, an Weng, a Jia Weng and Jiao Wujin.
A cat, a dog, Amitabha, a Buddha, a hell and a peace are definitely Archie's blessings.
Sometimes it's vulgar, sometimes it's stealing, sometimes it's kitsch, sometimes it's accommodating, sometimes it's intentional.
Flatter, flatter, please, flatter, take care of your parents.
Sad for parting, sad soldiers will win, sad but not hurt, sad and stubborn.
Sadness, middle-aged mourning, everywhere, everywhere.
There is no greater sorrow than dying in your heart and sighing.
Mourning like a tide, crying, sighing, freezing and hungry.
Go door to door, shoulder to shoulder, shoulder to shoulder, shoulder to shoulder.
Side by side, face to face, back to back, back to back, back to back, door to door.
From house to house, you get three tops and five tops, mountain, sea, wind, seam, three tops and four tops.
Sigh three times and sigh five times, and the dwarf will watch the dwarf play.
Short people go to the theatre, short people go to the theatre, and kind people love to leave.
Love is rich but not exclusive. Love is like thirst, love is like life.
Love talents, wealth, wealth, poverty, patriotism, cranes, and loss of public office.
Love gifts, save sheep, love fur, and love others like children. Love can't help you
Love money like life, love people, love things, love Japan with virtue and cherish strength.
Treat love as your own, treat love as a treasure, love life, hate death, love the past, love my house and my dog.
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