Humorous little joke

1. The salesman said to a customer who was smoking: Sir, smoking is forbidden here. The customer replied: this is the cigarette I bought from you. The salesman said, so what? We don't have toilet paper here yet.

2. A man called after-sales and asked: This is naked deception. Why doesn't this bike I bought have headlights? It's clearly written in the advertisement. After-sales: nonsense, there are beautiful women in the advertisement.

One day, Xiao Ming took a fancy to a beautiful girl and wanted to pursue her. As a result, the girl told him: wait a minute, let me look in the mirror and see where I am broken. Even you want to pursue me.

4. Go to my father-in-law's house for the first time and have a drink with him. Talking about singers, I asked him: Jay Chou, you should know! My father-in-law shook his head and said, I don't know him very well. I haven't had a drink with him.

5. A young man said to a girl: Would you like to accept the invitation to sit in a coffee shop? The girl replied, no, thanks. The young man said, you know, I didn't invite everyone. The girl said, you know, I don't refuse everyone.

6. A gentleman is in a hurry to drive. In desperation, Neo was in an empty Sprite bottle. He threw the bottle into the trash can when there was a traffic jam. Stopped by the narcotics police: What's in the bottle? Answer: leftover Sprite. Drug police: Then show me a bite.

7. someone went to a restaurant to eat, and as a result, she was very dissatisfied with the food. She said to the waiter, why is your food so terrible? Call the manager. The waiter said: the manager knows it's difficult, so he hasn't come back from the restaurant opposite.

8. A thief was arrested many times. The judge said: I hope this is the last time. I don't want to see you here. The thief said, what, sir, are you going to change careers?

9. Dad flew into a rage when he saw Xiaoming doing something wrong and wanted to beat him up. Mother pleaded: spare him this time, and it's not too late to punish him next time! Dad asked, that's easy for you to say. What if he doesn't succeed next time

10. Go to dinner with colleagues after work today. We ordered a hot and sour shredded potato and found a hair in it. Then my colleague rolled up her hair with chopsticks and shouted to the boss, what is this? The boss looked at it and shouted, "Come on, change a pair of chopsticks for this lady." .

1 1. Once I visited my sister's house, my 10-year-old nephew was working on a math problem, and my sister said beside me that the child was as stupid as hell. I won't solve the same problem in another way. The little nephew said angrily there, can you blame me? Who told you that your genes are not good?

12. At one o'clock in the evening, I went for a walk in the garden with the goddess. When I talked about her sudden silence, I stared at me and said, why is your tone as annoying as my mother?

13. Said that my friend's wife was looking for clothes to wear, put on a skirt that she hadn't worn for a long time, looked in the mirror and said, Oh, it looks like dumplings. The friend replied: that's stuffing, not wrapped leaves. You should lose weight.

14. At the heating payment window, the payer couldn't help saying, I have been standing in your window for ten minutes. The payee said slowly, what's the hurry? I have been sitting behind the window for 30 years.

15. After a day in physical education class, I was so hungry that I went to a restaurant to eat. It was crowded and messy, so I said to my aunt who cooked, hurry up. Auntie dares to say to the people who cook inside: the people inside are fast and the beggars are anxious.