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Can you beat the top fighters in modern times with the skill of Song Wu in Water Margin?
First, the comparison of body shape "Water Margin" depicts the background of the Song Dynasty. People in ancient times were taller and generally stronger than people today. Don't say that a hero like Song Wu, even an ordinary chief, can defeat today's soldiers.
In that era of advocating force, people should not only be strong, but also flexible; Compared with us now, we are very strong. I think the current boxers will be several grades weaker by their strength alone.
Second, Song Wu was very resistant to defeating Song Wu. He not only has the story of killing tigers, but also made a scene of flying clouds splashing blood on the Yuanyang building. These are the embodiment of Song Wu's strength. At that time, Song Wu was under the shackles and faced the killers before and after; At that time, four killers, plus two directors, a * * * six people wanted to kill Song Wu.
Faced with such a dilemma, he was able to put on shackles and use his high-energy martial arts to finally kill six people. If the same situation, with today's top fighters, maybe these soldiers will only be killed.
Therefore, it seems that even today's top boxers will not be Song Wu's opponents. The strength difference between the two is too wide, and Song Wu himself is a martial arts person; Compared with the current boxers, both physical strength and endurance have unique advantages. If it is a one-on-one situation, the current fighters, whether armed or unarmed, have no chance of winning.
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