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What clever and witty juvenile stories were there in ancient times?

In ancient times, the stories of clever and witty teenagers included: a harem saved his father, a teenager wisely remonstrated with the King of Wu, a teenager murdered Shuanghu, Bao Tongzhi and Tian Guiren, a 65,438+02-year-old prime minister, a foreign teenager persuaded the overlord, a little emperor wronged a case, solved a case, laughed at the doctor, listened to the piano, Zhuge Liang skillfully poisoned the fish, and Zhang showed his wisdom by yellow silk. The story of Cao Chong, Cang Shu Ridge.

1, Cao Chongxiang.

Sun Quan once sent a very big elephant. Cao Cao wanted to know the weight of the elephant, so he asked his subordinates, but he couldn't find a way. Cao Chong said to put the elephant on the big ship, mark the water mark on the hull, and then weigh the goods and load them on the ship, and compare them. Cao Cao was very happy and immediately implemented this method, so he knew the weight of the elephant.

2, wisdom to save collectors

Cao Cao's saddle was gnawed by rats in the warehouse, and the officials in charge of the warehouse were afraid of being executed. Cao Chong told him to wait three days to turn himself in. Cao Chong poked his shirt with a knife, like a mouse biting. When Cao Cao asked him why he was unhappy, Cao Chong replied that people thought that rats biting clothes would bring bad luck to their owners. What Cao Cao said is all nonsense, don't worry.

Soon, the financial report said that the mouse bit the saddle. Cao Cao said with a smile that his son's clothes were around and he was bitten, not to mention the saddle hanging on the post. He didn't blame the treasurer.

3. Sima Guang smashed the cylinder

Once, he and his friends were playing in the backyard. A child climbed into the vat and fell into the water. When the other children saw something was wrong, they all gave up and ran away, but Sima Guang used his quick wits to pick up a big stone from the ground and hit it hard at the water tank. The water gushed out and the child was saved.

4. Wen Yanbo pours water for the ball.

Wen Yanbo was an outstanding politician in the Northern Song Dynasty. He has been very clever since he was a child. Once, he and several children were playing football on the grass, and accidentally, the ball fell into a hole in a big tree. The children tried to reach into the tree hole to get the ball, but the tree hole was too deep to touch the bottom.

Kids, you can't figure out how to talk to me. He asked the children to help him carry buckets of water and pour them into the tree hole one by one. Soon, water filled the hole in the tree. The ball floated, too!

5. Ganluo-/kloc-Prime Minister at the age of 0/2.

When Gan Luo 12 years old, he served as the squire of Qin Xiang Lv Buwei, who was little known in the government and the public.

Lv Buwei asked veteran Zhang Tang to obey orders, but repeated persuasion was ineffective. Ganluo went to see Zhang Tang to analyze the general trend of the world. Zhang Tang was impressed by the advantages and disadvantages of this series of missions, so he gladly ordered Yan and praised Ganluo's talent. Soon, Lv Buwei recommended Gan Luo as the special envoy of the king of Qin.

He was ordered to go to Zhao and plausibly persuaded the prince of Zhao to send troops to attack Yan. Qin won five cities as easy as blowing off dust. Ganluo's outstanding exploits shocked the Qing Dynasty. Qin Zhao Haoqi named him Shangqing and returned the confiscated land to him.