English low-level jokes

English tasteless jokes 1:

1. A clerk was late for work. When the manager asked him why he was late, he said, I was in a hurry when I brushed my teeth this morning and squeezed out more than 40 centimeters of toothpaste. It took me more than an hour to get it back slowly! ?

When I was at school, I was going to change my pants in the dormitory one day. I just took off my belt. Unexpectedly, several female students came in, so I had to go to the dormitory next door with my pants. I untied my button and was about to take it off. Unexpectedly, several female students came in. I had no choice but to carry my pants to the door of the dormitory next door. Because I was in a hurry with pants in my hand, I had to kick open the dormitory door and shout: Is there a woman in it? Is there a woman?

I saw many girls sitting in the room, looking at me in horror?

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~!

The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao. ......

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

We all know that girls come every month. The one we called? Good friends? But do you know why it's called that? Take the word "good friend" apart. Isn't it very vivid for a woman to have a month? !

5. Is the movie over? I heard the men and women walking behind me saying,?

The woman said? Isn't this a good movie? The man walked on without saying a word.

The woman asked again? what do you think?

The man finally spoke? Tomorrow you will forget. Why do you ask?

The woman is very wronged to say? These two generations have a good relationship. Can I at least remember seeing two generations of love?

Men are very emotional? It is not easy. It's almost five minutes since the end of the movie. You just misspelled the name of the movie. Is it really hard for you?

English tasteless jokes 2:

This story happened in China a long time ago.

I played a guessing game with scissors, stone and cloth all afternoon, my good friends.

Go home and walk together. ...

Si Tong noticed an oil lamp by the roadside, just like Aladdin's magic lamp.

He picked it up curiously and dusted it off.

Suddenly, white smoke came out of the bottle of Ran Ran magic lamp.

A dragon slowly emerged from the white smoke. ..

But the dragon is dry and a little malnourished.

He spoke: Who let me out? Fuzzy

Stone said: I let you out.

Dragon:? Oh ... uh-huh ... then I can give you a wish ...

Si Tong: Ah, only one? Isn't there three?

Dragon:? I'm sorry ... because I'm a semitone ... why don't you give it up ...

Si Tong: OK ... and then ... can you make all three of us adults? We are tired of guessing boxing every day. ?

Dragon:? Oh ... I'll try ... but maybe only one person can succeed ... because I'm a semitone ...?

The dragon coughed a few times and spat at the three of them respectively.

The three people gradually began to be shrouded in white smoke, and the dragon gradually disappeared into the three-character sutra.

Wait until the white smoke clears. ...

Stone or stone, scissors or scissors, but cloth is no longer cloth, cloth has successfully transformed into human beings!

When one family is happy and two families are sad,

Someone happened to pass by here and saw this scene.

I recorded him,

This man is Mencius.

He wrote:

Cloth succeeded and became a man.

Then this statement spread to later generations and was added to Chinese textbooks.

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