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Why can't you marry a nurse?

There are several reasons why you cannot marry a nurse:

First, the nurse's wife doesn't understand romance.

Medical students have a thorough understanding of the human body and lack a hazy aesthetic feeling. The way she looks at you is not only artistic, but also will soon find your physical or physiological defects or flaws.

Second, the nurse's wife doesn't know how to take care of people.

Don't think that a medical student will take good care of your health. In fact, she has seen too many seriously ill people. If you complain that you are not feeling well, she may casually tell you to take a rest or ask you to find some medicine. You must learn to take care of yourself, because she will always have patients much more serious than you.

Third, nurses' wives are generally lazy at home.

Maybe it's because I worked too hard in the hospital. When I got home, I lay on the sofa and waited for you to eat.

Fourth, the nurse's wife makes you afraid to be a playboy.

They are usually diligent in observation, pay attention to all aspects of details and analyze and summarize the data. Find major problems from the details, so if you are a little playboy, it is difficult to deceive their keen observation.

Fifth, the nurse's wife will be in poor health.

The pressure and hard work at work may make youth and beauty slip away faster. Long hours of work, anxiety and tension make them more prone to stomach ulcers and high blood pressure than ordinary people.