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Funny animal swearing two-part allegorical sayings
Funny animal swearing two-part allegorical sayings
Release the tiger to the mountain? Bring endless trouble
Weasel mud wall-small hands and feet
The rabbit's eyes are red with anxiety-it even bites people.
Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.
Ants move? It is either wind or rain.
Cats and mice make friends? believe it or not
Catch a donkey as a horse? I don't know the goods
The snake hit seven inches-hit the nail on the head.
Shrimp in the pot-dead or red
A plucked pigeon? See how you fly.
Earthworms walk-stretch and contract.
Skin toad three? Heart never dies
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
Dream of riding a tiger? Think in surprise
Wash the fox with perfume-the smell of shame is still there.
Poisonous centipede-your own cock eats it.
Worms in corn stalks? Special (drilling) center
Dogs eat hot meat? Love and fear
The rooster lay eggs? Desperate
The mouse got into the bellows? Suffer indignities at both ends.
The mouse climbed on the scale hook? Claiming to be
The mouse fell into the rice jar? Half happy and half sad.
Mice and cats sleep? Practice courage
Can a tiger hit a fly on its head? How dare you?
The old sparrow in Dongting Lake? Very courageous.
Dogs drive ducks? culmination
Jump into the water? culmination
Catch turtles in the wheat field? 90% sure
Catch chickens in cages? 90% sure
Pinch snails with three fingers? 90% sure
Catch turtles in buckwheat fields? 90% sure
Don't worry about riding a donkey? Familiar with (coastal areas are definitely not produced)
A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Inner peace is not happiness (from the north)
Buckteeth in the mouth of a mountain pig? There is no guarantee (it cannot be popularized in plain areas)
When you see a camel, you say the horse's back is swollen? Rare and strange (closer to desert areas)
Crocodile tears? crocodile tears
Rabbit's tail? Not long
Iron cock? Don't even give up a hair-very stingy.
Belongs to grasshoppers? vampire
Crows in the world? Generally black.
Hui people go to the market? Don't ask the pig.
Rooster wears a hat? To crown (an official)
Mandarin ducks in the river-a couple
"Shrimp in the pot-dead or red"
A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.
Pigeons with hair plucked-see how you fly
Underwater animals-never see the light of day
Earthworms walk-stretch and contract.
Skin toad III- heart never dies
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
The tortoise looked at the sky and shrank its head.
Shrimp fell into the oil pan? Make a big red face
Sparrows go home? Chirp
The mouse fell into the book box? Pay too much attention to wording
The tortoise laughed at the tortoise? You too
The dog bit Lv Dongbin? I don't know the heart of a good man
Dogs catch mice? Stick your finger in someone else's pie.
Dogs eat grass? Have a donkey's heart
Meat buns hit dogs? gone for ever
Dogs bite turtles? There is no way out.
Master Niu doesn't care about donkeys? Responsible for each other.
Cowhide drum wet water? silent
Cowhide drum, green gong? No fighting, no ringing.
Pull a hair out of a cow? do not care
Even if the cow dies? When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung? Does it taste good?
The fly behind the cow's ass? break up/disperse in a hubbub
Milk mixed with ink? Black and white confusion (xi? o)
Give the cow's hoof? That means your feet are big.
Cowhide drum? Loud voice and empty stomach
Bullfighting? No roof
Put the saddle on the cow's back? a chaotic state
Two hooves? Can't turn it off properly
Hard cowhide? See how you blow.
The blind cow hit the haystack? Touch and eat.
Monkeys climb cliffs? Show your ability.
Monkeys fight? Small frame
Monkeys climb trees? A good game or trick.
Monkey fan? Learn from others
Monkeys on the terrace? Ugly ghosts play romantic games.
The cat's paw stuck in the fish tank? Want to make a profit?
A cat in tiger skin? strut about and give oneself airs
A cat is afraid? Not fierce.
Cats guard mouse holes? keep one's countenance
The cat was kicked off the tree by the tiger (ni m 4 n)? Thanks to saving a hand.
Cats and mice? Coaxed to play.
Cats don't eat dead mice? Poor elegance
A mouse in a cat's mouth? Cann't run away
Cats catch mice? accountability
Is the road not called the road? fair
Tofu ponytail? Too deep to be rescued.
Horse racing in shoes? Not a few steps
Cowhide drum? Loud voice and empty stomach
Bullfighting? No roof
Put the saddle on the cow's back? a chaotic state
Cowhide drum wet water? silent
Cowhide drum, green gong? No fighting, no ringing.
Pull a hair out of a cow? do not care
Two hooves? Can't turn it off properly
Master Niu doesn't care about donkeys? Responsible for each other.
Even if the cow dies? When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly
Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung? Does it taste good?
The fly behind the cow's ass? break up/disperse in a hubbub
Milk mixed with ink? Black and white confusion (xi? o)
Give the cow's hoof? That means your feet are big.
Hard cowhide? See how you blow.
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