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Funny animal swearing two-part allegorical sayings

Funny animal swearing two-part allegorical sayings

Funny animal swearing two-part allegorical sayings

Release the tiger to the mountain? Bring endless trouble

Weasel mud wall-small hands and feet

The rabbit's eyes are red with anxiety-it even bites people.

Inviting wolves to be guests-I'm getting impatient.

Ants move? It is either wind or rain.

Cats and mice make friends? believe it or not

Catch a donkey as a horse? I don't know the goods

The snake hit seven inches-hit the nail on the head.

Shrimp in the pot-dead or red

A plucked pigeon? See how you fly.

Earthworms walk-stretch and contract.

Skin toad three? Heart never dies

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

Dream of riding a tiger? Think in surprise

Wash the fox with perfume-the smell of shame is still there.

Poisonous centipede-your own cock eats it.

Worms in corn stalks? Special (drilling) center

Dogs eat hot meat? Love and fear

The rooster lay eggs? Desperate

The mouse got into the bellows? Suffer indignities at both ends.

The mouse climbed on the scale hook? Claiming to be

The mouse fell into the rice jar? Half happy and half sad.

Mice and cats sleep? Practice courage

Can a tiger hit a fly on its head? How dare you?

The old sparrow in Dongting Lake? Very courageous.

Dogs drive ducks? culmination

Jump into the water? culmination

Catch turtles in the wheat field? 90% sure

Catch chickens in cages? 90% sure

Pinch snails with three fingers? 90% sure

Catch turtles in buckwheat fields? 90% sure

Don't worry about riding a donkey? Familiar with (coastal areas are definitely not produced)

A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Inner peace is not happiness (from the north)

Buckteeth in the mouth of a mountain pig? There is no guarantee (it cannot be popularized in plain areas)

When you see a camel, you say the horse's back is swollen? Rare and strange (closer to desert areas)

Crocodile tears? crocodile tears

Rabbit's tail? Not long

Iron cock? Don't even give up a hair-very stingy.

Belongs to grasshoppers? vampire

Crows in the world? Generally black.

Hui people go to the market? Don't ask the pig.

Rooster wears a hat? To crown (an official)

Mandarin ducks in the river-a couple

"Shrimp in the pot-dead or red"

A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.

Pigeons with hair plucked-see how you fly

Underwater animals-never see the light of day

Earthworms walk-stretch and contract.

Skin toad III- heart never dies

Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.

The tortoise looked at the sky and shrank its head.

Shrimp fell into the oil pan? Make a big red face

Sparrows go home? Chirp

The mouse fell into the book box? Pay too much attention to wording

The tortoise laughed at the tortoise? You too

The dog bit Lv Dongbin? I don't know the heart of a good man

Dogs catch mice? Stick your finger in someone else's pie.

Dogs eat grass? Have a donkey's heart

Meat buns hit dogs? gone for ever

Dogs bite turtles? There is no way out.

Master Niu doesn't care about donkeys? Responsible for each other.

Cowhide drum wet water? silent

Cowhide drum, green gong? No fighting, no ringing.

Pull a hair out of a cow? do not care

Even if the cow dies? When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung? Does it taste good?

The fly behind the cow's ass? break up/disperse in a hubbub

Milk mixed with ink? Black and white confusion (xi? o)

Give the cow's hoof? That means your feet are big.

Cowhide drum? Loud voice and empty stomach

Bullfighting? No roof

Put the saddle on the cow's back? a chaotic state

Two hooves? Can't turn it off properly

Hard cowhide? See how you blow.

The blind cow hit the haystack? Touch and eat.

Monkeys climb cliffs? Show your ability.

Monkeys fight? Small frame

Monkeys climb trees? A good game or trick.

Monkey fan? Learn from others

Monkeys on the terrace? Ugly ghosts play romantic games.

The cat's paw stuck in the fish tank? Want to make a profit?

A cat in tiger skin? strut about and give oneself airs

A cat is afraid? Not fierce.

Cats guard mouse holes? keep one's countenance

The cat was kicked off the tree by the tiger (ni m 4 n)? Thanks to saving a hand.

Cats and mice? Coaxed to play.

Cats don't eat dead mice? Poor elegance

A mouse in a cat's mouth? Cann't run away

Cats catch mice? accountability

Is the road not called the road? fair

Tofu ponytail? Too deep to be rescued.

Horse racing in shoes? Not a few steps

Cowhide drum? Loud voice and empty stomach

Bullfighting? No roof

Put the saddle on the cow's back? a chaotic state

Cowhide drum wet water? silent

Cowhide drum, green gong? No fighting, no ringing.

Pull a hair out of a cow? do not care

Two hooves? Can't turn it off properly

Master Niu doesn't care about donkeys? Responsible for each other.

Even if the cow dies? When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

Mushrooms on a pile of cow dung? Does it taste good?

The fly behind the cow's ass? break up/disperse in a hubbub

Milk mixed with ink? Black and white confusion (xi? o)

Give the cow's hoof? That means your feet are big.

Hard cowhide? See how you blow.

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