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It is easier to brag and make sentences.
1, he boasted that he was older than the sun, which was ridiculous and made people laugh.
Xiao Wang said that he could snorkel for half an hour at the bottom of the sea, which was pure bragging. If he could, he would have become a marine biologist.
My father said that he hit three tigers with his bare hands, which is really a boast. I think he just wants to express his courage and courage.
He said he could lift a truck with one hand. It's a compliment without blushing. Even superman can't do such a thing.
He said he could hold his breath underwater for an hour, and we all thought he was bragging. After all, it is impossible for humans to hold their breath underwater for a long time.
The so-called "world-class" pianist is just a braggart, and his playing skills are not as superb as he boasted.
7. He said that he could walk one kilometer with his head on his head, which is pure bragging, even the most trained body actor can't do it.
He boasted that he could drink a table full of people. This is a joke. As long as he is drunk, he will sleep like a bear.
He said that he could stay up all night and be full of energy the next day. This is obviously bragging. The human body needs enough sleep to restore energy.
10, that businessman boasted that his product could cure all diseases, which is impossible. We should keep rational thinking and don't believe this easily.
1 1. He said he could climb Mount Everest with his bare hands. He really boasts that he doesn't pay taxes, which requires extremely high physical fitness and mountaineering skills.
12, don't brag. Your plan is impossible. Although it sounds beautiful, the reality is cruel.
13. He said he could lift a truck. We all know that's bragging. Man's strength is limited, even a Hercules can't do such a thing.
14. He said that he could lift the elephant with one hand, which was simply an exaggeration. The elephant is so heavy that it is impossible for human beings to lift it with one hand.
15. The so-called "musical genius" is just a braggart, but his real level is actually very average. We should look at his achievements objectively and don't be confused by his self-styled title of genius.
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