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What are the characteristics of the Dutch?

Dutch eyes are sometimes dim; The hair is light yellow and linen, and the child's hair is almost white. The ancient Romans were always surprised that Germanic children had old people's hair. The skin is lovely pink, and the color tone is particularly delicate on young girls. Young men's skin is darker with a little scarlet, and so do the elderly sometimes.

And hardworking young people have pale skin, like white radish, which is the color of milk cake in Holland, even like rotten milk cake. Most of them are tall, but rough, and all parts seem to be hastily formed or piled up casually, thick and unpretentious. Similarly, the lines on the face are messy, especially in the Netherlands, where the face is covered with acne and the cheekbones and gums are prominent.

The Dutch have a strong sense of time. They attach great importance to all kinds of social activities, pay attention to the loyalty of dating, and have a good habit of keeping appointments on time. They think it's a question of social politeness.

Dutch people usually shake hands when meeting guests on formal occasions. When meeting ordinary friends, most people are used to giving hugs. When meeting close friends, some people also kiss (usually on both cheeks).

Features of the Netherlands:

The Netherlands is a world-famous "low-lying country". Holland is famous for its seawalls, windmills, tulips and wooden shoes. Dutch laws on drugs, sex trade and abortion are the freest in the world. The Netherlands is the first country in the world to legalize same-sex marriage and euthanasia.

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Belief taboo

The main religions of the Dutch are Catholicism and Protestantism. Among them, Catholics account for a little more than one third of the national population; Protestants account for less than a third. They taboo "13" and "Friday". They think that "13" symbolizes bad luck and "Friday" symbolizes disaster. They taboo cross-handshakes and cross-conversations.

I think these are extremely impolite behaviors. In their interaction, they don't want to talk about American issues such as Israel, currency and prices. The ancient city of Stahorst in the Netherlands is regarded as "the mysterious village of women". Women here are disgusted with modern facilities and social customs, and even express their disgust. In addition, they are particularly afraid of being photographed by others.

The Netherlands is forbidden to be asked about their religious beliefs, wages, wedding cigarettes, personal whereabouts and other issues. They think that private affairs need not be asked by others. They are afraid to fill a cup of coffee. They regard filling as impolite behavior and lack of education, and think it is appropriate to fill only two-thirds of the cup.

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