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" 1 19? My house is on fire. ""where is it? " My home, to be exact, my kitchen, where is the fire source?

" 1 19? My house is on fire! "

"Where is it?"

"My home!"

"Be specific!"

"In my kitchen!"

"Where is the fire source?"

"The socket is short-circuited!"

"How to get to your house?"

"Don't you have a fire truck?"

"Burn you, you idiot!"