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Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good. I went to my friend's space to leave a message. Will I be beaten? The following are the funny message quotations I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them.

Selected quotations from funny messages 1, I not only have a car, but also my own …

2. When you grow up, you know what it is; The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.

3, bathing is the blessing of the ass, it is the bitterness of the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

4. How to exercise? Overeating!

5. Look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

6. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

7. You will never attract wolves by singing, really-you will only scare them away.

8. I am different from you because I am human.

9. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

10, I'm really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!

The latest quotations from funny news 1. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

3, why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive, and you will sleep after you die.

4, the sky is falling, you hold me, hehe. ...

5, cans pull ring loves cans, but the cans are filled with cola!

6, after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

7. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

8. Did the leaves leave because of the chasing of the wind or the failure to retain the trees?

9. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

10, what can I do to kill your lover? ...

1 1. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.

12, if you look like a stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following you.

13, I won't tell you if I kill you.

14. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

15, give me some sunshine and I will rot.

16, I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu!

17, there are three things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

18, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

19, students who study "almost": poor study, less scores.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry!

Funny message quotations collection 1, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it!

2. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

6. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

8. I like to make friends with 2B who calls me stupid.

9. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

10, a man who goes home early tells a story to his wife; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

1 1, the first love is infinitely beautiful, but it hangs early.

I thought about the words "12" and "special efforts", and only achieved the first four.

13, women are divided into married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

14, Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. Part II: Listening questions, reading questions, composition questions and questions are not cross-examined: the key point is participation.

15, I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

16, Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and disappointment.

17, if you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.

18, commitment, like fart, earth-shattering, and then pale and powerless.

19, when you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking?

20. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

2 1. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

22, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!

23. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

24, you can not study hard, but you must not review well!

25, pain is a sober person can enjoy. ...

26, I am Jesus, his son-coconut!

27. University is learning!

28. I can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

29. I am the most honest person and never lie. (except this sentence. )

30. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

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