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An interesting story about childhood.
Once, my mother bought a big bag of vegetables and saw me lying on the sofa watching TV. She said, "Xiao Chun, go and help my mother wash the vegetables." "good!" I readily agreed. Mom said that and went to the living room to watch TV. I walked into the kitchen and saw a big bag of vegetables, including cabbage, on the platform. There are eggplant, three; There are tomatoes, five or six. I'm so stupid. I was told to wash so many dishes when I was in kindergarten class, really. "Ah, yes!" I shouted, doesn't mom usually put so many clothes in the washing machine to wash together? Then I won't do the same thing? Wait a minute, maybe mom will praise me! Thinking of this, I picked up Chinese cabbage and came to the washing machine. I stood on tiptoe to open the lid of the washing machine, carefully put the vegetables in, and then closed it again. Finally I pressed 1. Childhood is seven colors, warm and lovely. Childhood is so beautiful, but what about the fun of childhood?
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"Childhood dreams, colorful dreams; Childhood songs, happy songs; A string of childhood footprints; The stories of childhood are piled up. " Can this song remind you of a wonderful childhood? In those colorful years, many things happened, not as brilliant as the stars. My childhood was wonderful and there were many things worth remembering. ...
3. Childhood is an ocean of joy. On the seashore of memory, there are countless shells, some of which are gloomy and evoke a sad past; There are wonderful and interesting stories that remind people of their childhood. I'm looking for the most beautiful shell on the coast of memory. Ah, I found it. ...
Everyone has many interesting things in his childhood, and I am no exception. Let me tell you an interesting story about my childhood.
Childhood is colorful, passionate and lovely. Childhood is so beautiful, but what about the fun of childhood?
6. Childhood is colorful, just like beautiful seashells by the sea; Childhood is carefree, just like a wave doll playing all day; Childhood is pure and sweet, just like a clear spring in a mountain stream. Speaking of childhood, it reminds me of an interesting thing.
7. My childhood was full of happiness, fun and education. My childhood is a shining star, which always shines on my future.
8. A happy childhood is like a rainbow after rain, colorful and dazzling. Many interesting things I have done are like bright little stars shining in the sky of my childhood. Occasionally, mentioning it by yourself or others will lead to a burst of laughter. Next, I want to tell you an interesting thing when I was a child.
I had a happy childhood. Childhood fun is like pearls in the sea, stars in the sky, countless.
10, how beautiful a childhood full of innocence and joy is, and how memorable the interesting past is!
1 1. Each of us has an unforgettable and colorful childhood. It may bring you happy and hearty laughter; It may leave you with tears of shame and regret; It may keep that beautiful and touching moment for you ... in short, every innocence of childhood is precious to us.
12, childhood life is like a colorful dream, which makes people miss and yearn for it. An interesting incident in my childhood often brings me good memories. Let me tell you something about it.
13, childhood-an era with no aftertaste, and I am a child in this age full of childlike interest. Everyone has a happy childhood, and I am no exception.
14, childhood fun As the saying goes, "As you sow, you reap." Because of this sentence, I did some childish, naive and ridiculous things. Sow beautiful seeds for my childhood.
15, I have experienced many things, just like the stars in the sky, some are dazzling and some are colorless. I want to choose the most special "star" for everyone to see. This "star" makes you feel funny at first sight.
16, childhood is wonderful, but only once. In my fun-filled childhood, I did many interesting things. There is one thing I will never forget.
17, like a beautiful and colorful dream, like a bird flying freely in the sky, like a tree full of happy fruits-childhood, which recorded countless innocent smiles and merged into a small river called "childhood fun". Let me bring you some of the sweetest river water.
18, everyone has a childhood. Interesting childhood stories are like all kinds of shells by the sea, shining with colorful brilliance accompanied by seawater, and countless. Now I still hold the brightest shell in my hand, which is also my most unforgettable childhood story.
19, a happy childhood is like a rainbow after the rain, colorful and dazzling, and many interesting things I have done are like bright little stars flashing in the childhood sky. Occasionally, mentioning it by yourself or others will lead to a burst of laughter. Next, I want to tell you an interesting thing when I was a child.
20. Childhood, like a steady stream of water, flows slowly in my heart. In this stream, there are both happy laughter and sad tears, but what I remember most is a stupid thing I did in my childhood.
2 1. Childhood is like a colorful palette, with red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. Childhood is like a five-flavor bottle with all kinds of ups and downs. However, the fun of childhood is a clean stream, and the water flowing in it is fun. Now I will show you the most beautiful story in the stream.
22. Childhood is full of fun. Because I was young and ignorant and curious, I did a lot of stupid things and made a lot of jokes.
23. Some people say that childhood is colorful, passionate and lovely. I said my childhood was "white", happy and interesting.
24. In my childhood, many things happened, some of which have long been forgotten, while others are as deeply rooted in my heart as the roots of a century-old tree. One of the things, I can't help laughing when I think about it, and I will always remember it in my heart.
25, childhood, the starting point of life, a dream-like golden time. Childhood is like a boat, full of toys and sugar.
Press the power button. Listening to the sound of the washing machine starting, I sat there and thought with relish how smart I was. After a while, I thought, did you wash the dishes? Hey! These dishes don't need washing. After thinking about it, I got up from my seat and pressed the button of the washing machine to stop it. When I opened the lid of the washing machine, I looked, "Yeah!" It really surprised me. Where is the food? Look at the cabbage with "one army" left, and the eggplant seems to have been bitten by a mouse, black and blue; The tomatoes have disappeared ... I'm scared out in a cold sweat. what can I do? Mom spent money to buy so many dishes, but I washed them like this. Really help me more and more! "Small alcohol, food ready? I want to cook. " Mother walked into the kitchen and shouted. I was silent. "Oil your feet-run!" He went into his small room and locked the door. ...
I couldn't help laughing at the thought of this interesting childhood story. How naive I was when I was a child! As I grow older, I gradually understand that different things need different methods to achieve good results; Otherwise, the consequences will often be counterproductive or even out of control.
An interesting childhood story often haunts my childhood dreams. I really want to stay awake like a sleeping beauty. If I were to describe an interesting childhood story, I would compare it to a flower, a fragrant flower; A box, a box with many secrets; Grape racks, grape racks full of countless grapes ... let's enjoy fairy tales together! I remember when I was six or seven years old, one day, watching TV on TV, I accidentally saw a very interesting program. I saw someone writing in the water with an ink pen, but the words didn't disappear, but they persisted in the water for 1 minute before slowly disappearing without a trace. I had a brainwave, took a small basin from the kitchen, found a writing brush in the drawer of the room and got a small bottle of ink in the study. I first filled the small basin with water, then slowly waited for the water level in the basin to calm down, and then carefully wrote a word "big" in the water with a brush. I thought I had succeeded, and the words floated on the water, but when I saw them, they were gone. I wrote another word, but it still doesn't work. I keep writing, but it's no use. I've been writing, it's no use. ...
Not long after, a small bottle of ink was "destroyed" by me, and the water in the basin became a veritable ink. I was not convinced, because I tried so many times and still failed, so I threw the brush into the water in a fit of pique, and something unexpected happened-I became a "little Dalmatian". I just threw it too hard, so the ink bounced on my clothes The original white clothes suddenly became very "artistic" clothes I designed. I ran to the mirror and put some cool shapes in front of it. At that time, I felt that I was very individual and different, and I didn't want to take off this "makeup". But helpless, my "makeup" was discovered by my mother. She cleaned me up from beginning to end, and my "makeup" was gone.
Now, I finally know that I can't do that thing I made when I was a child because it added some special effects.
Ah, my childhood is unforgettable! A happy childhood is like a rainbow after rain, colorful and colorful. Many interesting things I have done are like bright little stars twinkling in the childhood sky. Occasionally, mentioning it by yourself or others will lead to a burst of laughter. Next, I want to tell you an interesting thing when I was a child.
It was the summer after my fifth birthday, and my mother gave me a red balloon with the picture of the Monkey King walking on clouds. As long as you throw it gently into the sky, it will fly lightly into the air and then fall, which is very interesting. I always show off in front of children. One day, after a heavy rain, many small pools accumulated in my yard. I saw that the rain had stopped, so I ran to the yard and threw balloons. The balloon was spinning in the air, and I chased it and shouted, "What fun! It's beautiful! " Suddenly, the balloon landed in a small pool. I ran to pick it up. Unfortunately, there is a big piece of muddy water on the balloon. What to do! I'm smart. I remember the last time I got my handkerchief dirty, and my mother took it to the fire. Why don't I bake it with fire, too Yes, roast mud with fire. But mom bakes handkerchiefs in winter. How can there be a big stove in summer now? This reminds me that when my mother makes a fire, she always lights some paper first. So I also found paper. I took the balloon into the house, found a match, lit the paper, and then quickly took the balloon stained with mud to the fire. Suddenly, the balloon exploded with a bang. I was so startled that I couldn't help jumping up. The beautiful balloon suddenly broke into pieces. When I woke up, I couldn't help crying ...
Until now, whenever I think about it, I can't help laughing.
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