Do you have any super funny jokes?

People often say: Learning is a painful process, but I don’t understand why I am always the one who gets hurt.

My mother’s enthusiasm for learning English is growing day by day, so my suffering It gets deeper and deeper day by day. So whenever my mother asks me about English, I will first take three tablets of aspirin, put on a bandage, and then do the Turtle Back Magic to the twelfth level.

This old lady came to ask me again: "Son, I`m very annoyance, don`t trouble me. What does it mean~?"

Me: "I It's very annoying, don't bother me."

Mom: "I'm sorry for talking to your mother like that" (so I was scolded)

Mom asked again; "I hear nothing, reapt . What does it mean?"

I said: "I didn't hear clearly, say it again"

My mother said again: I hear nothing, reapt"

"I didn't hear clearly, say it again"

The result was that I was flattened

My mother asked again: "What do you say" and how to explain it

I said: "What did you say?" (I was flattened again)

Mom asked again: What does "look up in the dictionary" mean?

I said: "Look up in the dictionary"

"Looking it up in the dictionary, I asked you what you were doing" (being flattened)

Mom asked again: you had better ask some body. How to translate it

I said: "You'd better ask others"

"You are my son, why should I ask others and get beaten"

"Ah! god save me!"

"If you are playing with your mother, even God can't save you!" (being flattened)

I ask you again: "use you head, then think it over, what does it mean!" "

I said: "Use your brain and think about it carefully."

"You bastard, you still dare to play tricks on me" and then you try again

I. He quickly said: "It's because mom is the only good person in the world."

"Well, that's pretty much it. I'll make some delicious food for you later, and I'll ask you tomorrow."

Mom : What does "i don't know." mean?

I said: "I don't know"

Mom: I have sent you to college for several years, but you don't know anything!

I said: No! Is it just "I don't know"?

Mom: Talk back! ! ! ! $@!#$^amp;#$@$@#$!^^!^$^#amp;......(a beating)

Mom: Are you there? Tell me about this. You should know what "i know." means. Tell me.

I said: "I know"

Mom: If you know, just tell me.

I said: "I know"

Mom: Are you looking for trouble? Didn't you take care of yourself just now?

I said: I know it!

Mom: I knew you didn’t tell me yet! ! Don’t pretend to understand if you don’t understand! amp;*$^@$#!$@^#*$^^^##$(another violent beating)

Mom: Be careful, I spend so much money to give you a gift I went to college and now I know nothing, but I know a little bit and still show off to my mother! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !