A joke that makes people laugh.

1, the director of the mental hospital put a rabbit on the stage, and the first patient went up and said, "Drive! Drive! " The second patient: "drive, go after him!" " "Dean saw the third patient touch the rabbit there and nodded with satisfaction. Unexpectedly, the patient said, "sample, let you do 300 meters first, and wait for me to wash the car." "

2. When I was at work that day, I saw a crew filming. I thought I would be a passer-by or something. So I packed my clothes and walked past the camera, feeling flattered ... and the director said, once again, pay attention to pedestrians.

3. One day, a hospital had an oral examination, and a professor asked, "What is the dose of a certain medicine?" A student replied, "5 grams." After a while, he suddenly remembered that it should be 5 mg. He stood up and said, "Professor, can I change it?" The professor said, "No, the patient died of overdose within 30 seconds."

4. Roommate: Now Ban Hua has been dumped by her male god. You have a chance! Brother: Hmm! Roommate: How far have you developed with Ban Hua? Brother: Ban Hua? I have nothing to do with her! Roommate: haven't you been chasing Ban Hua's ass? Brother: You think I'm chasing her? Dude, you're wrong. I did it for my male god! Roommate: Nima ...

After the first exam, the child went home with the paper. His father was very angry after reading it and asked, why did you get 0 in the first exam? Is it worthwhile for your mother to drive you to and from school every day? The child replied, didn't you tell me to start from the beginning?

6. In the Internet cafe, there is a man in his thirties and forties sitting next to him. I glanced at his screen, as if talking about QQ. Another woman asked him to turn on the video, and this guy actually pointed the camera at me, and then he hurried to the bathroom. Out of humanitarianism, I dug my nose into the camera for a minute, and then the woman silently turned off the video. I won't tell you. When the man came back, he sent dozens of rolling windows, and the woman didn't care about him at all.

7. I was late for math class this morning. I stood at the door of the classroom, hesitating how to get in. A classmate who was also late comforted me and said, "It's already late anyway. Let's not go in there. It's the same whether you speak or not in class. Nobody listens anyway. "

8, the birthday of the male god, I can't help but send a sentence "Happy birthday" in the circle of friends. Not long after, my mother asked for 200 yuan to turn to WeChat and said, Baby, I'm sorry. My mother was so busy playing mahjong that she forgot your birthday. Hurry up and take money to buy a cake. God, there are more than 200 days before my birthday. ...

9. When I was in college, a buddy in the dormitory was very untidy, and the dirty clothes were always packed together and brought back to my home hundreds of kilometers away for washing. On the first day of the second year of high school, the sloppy king rummaged through the closet to find something, then scratched his head and said to himself with a puzzled face: Where are the socks I washed last year? At this time, a brother next to me responded that you have a good memory. ......