The little girl didn't expect to report humor.

The little girl has no sense of humor, and the next sentence is that she can only commit herself.

The humorous sentences are as follows:

1, a meteor streaked across the night sky, and I immediately made a wish, hoping that you could become more beautiful. Who knows, just made a wish, the meteor came back and said to me, brother, I'm really sorry.

2. A restaurant opened. A said I could get a 20% discount if I had a VIP card. B said that if I knew my boss well, I could get a 50% discount. C said I don't have a VIP card, I'm not familiar with my boss and I have no money. After dinner, they broke my bone.

3, buy a computer, do nothing, install some fighting software, give the administrator full authority, and allow automatic upgrade, and then connect a big monitor to hang on the wall as a fish tank to watch them fight.

4. Due to the cold weather and lack of electricity in the north, it is necessary to urgently collect a group of handsome men and beautiful women with sufficient electricity to go to the north for emergency discharge. Anyone who receives this information, please report to the power bureau within three days. In order to prevent mistakes, please self-test the discharge of the opposite sex around you first, and electrocute more than three people to be qualified.

Seven years after graduation, I finally got a big project to build a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300,000, but it needs funds. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! Looking at the drawings backwards, people want to dig wells.