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When Xiao Yan met Lin Dong.
Lin Dong: I know you too. You're Xiao Yan. As soon as you make a move, it will be earth-shattering and earth-shattering.
Xiao Yan: In Utan City, our Xiao family was one of the three major forces.
Lin Dong: At that time, in Qingyang Town, our Lin family was one of the four major forces.
Xiao Yan: At that time, in Uttar, I got a ring.
Lin Dong: At that time, in Qingyang Town, I got a rune stone.
Xiao Yan: There is a medicine in my ring. His origins are mysterious.
Lin Dong: There is a mink in my rune stone. Its origin is mysterious.
Xiao Yan: There is an auction house in wudan, where I often sell Dan medicine.
Lin Dong: There is an underground exchange in Qingyang Town, where I also sell Dan medicine.
Xiao Yan: I have a younger sister named Xuner, who is not her own.
Lin Dong: I also have a younger sister named Qingtan, who is not her own.
Xiao Yan: My confidante is an evil drug. She was in pain, but controlling poison Dan was terrible.
Lin Dong: My childhood wingceltis is a demon and very painful. Controlling Yindan is also terrible.
Xiao Yan: My goal is to beat Nalan Yanran in Lanyun Gang.
Lin Dong: My goal is to go to the home of Dayanlin and beat Lin Tiantian.
Xiao Yan: I have another identity. I am an alchemist.
Lin Dong: I have my own identity. I am an operator.
Xiao Yan: Our alchemists rely on spirit.
Lin Dong: We Fu also rely on spirit.
Xiao Yan: We have a tower called Danta.
Lin Dong: We have a tower called Futa.
Xiao Yan: Yao Lao took me to practice.
Lin Dong: Master Diao will practice with me.
Xiao Yan: The purpose of my practice is to find different fires.
Lin Dong: The purpose of my practice is to find my grandfather.
Xiao Yan: With different fires, I am a powerful alchemist, and my strength has doubled.
Lin Dong: With Zufu, I am a powerful operator, and my strength has doubled.
Xiao Yan: My first time was given to Medusa.
Lin Dong: My first time was given to Qingzhu Ling.
Xiao Yan: My first time ... was not voluntary ... I lost control.
Lin Dong: My first time ... was not voluntary ... and I lost control.
Xiao Yan: After that, Medusa tried to kill me, but she saved me.
Lin Dong: After that, Qingzhu Ling tried to kill me and saved me.
Xiao Yan: …
Lin Dong: ...
Xiao Yan: I wrote it by a man named Potato.
Lin Dong: I was also written by a guy named Potato.
Xiao Yan: If there are similarities.
Lin Dong: It's a coincidence.
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