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Why has Lv Fengxian, who is brave and extraordinary, become a joke in the eyes of everyone?

The reason why Lyu3 bu4 became a joke is not only because he is known as an adoptive father killer.

In fact, Dong Zhuo was the only adoptive father recognized by Lu Bu in history. Although Ding Yuan didn't become an adoptive father in name, he was a Bole of Lu Bu, who made Lu Bu his master book and valued him very much. Lu Bu's first office was given by Ding Yuan.

After the death of Emperor Ling, Ding Yuan entered Luoyang and murdered the eunuch with General He Jinmi. The official worshipped Jin Wu.

He Jin was defeated and Dong Zhuo entered Luoyang, but Ding Yuan had a gun in his hand, and he didn't panic. But what he didn't expect was that Dong Zhuo was eyeing this property in his hand, and it was actually Lu Bu who helped Dong Zhuo murder himself.

lyu3 bu4 presented Ding Yuan's head, was appointed as the riding captain, and formally worshipped Dong Zhuo as the adoptive father. With the support of Tai Shi Dong, Lu Bu was soon promoted to the rank of corps commander, and he was appointed as the capital of Tinghou.

Dong Zhuo really regards Lu Bu as his son. Knowing that his popularity stinks, he is afraid of being calculated by others, so he always keeps Lu Bu around.

Maybe he didn't treat Lyu3 bu4 as an outsider. Dong Zhuo got angry with Lyu3 bu4 when he got angry, because a little thing surpassed Lyu3 bu4 in throwing a halberd. Of course, it wasn't because of playing The Story Of Diu Sim. Lyu3 bu4 did put a hat on michel platini, but it wasn't The Story Of Diu Sim.

Fortunately, Lu Bu didn't care, so he passed by. But from then on, he began to hate Dong Zhuo secretly, but Dong Zhuo was unaware of it. He thought it was natural for Lao Zi to hit his son.

As I just said, Dong Zhuo asked Lu Bu to follow him like peas and carrots, and he didn't even hesitate to let him into his inner palace. Naturally, Lu Bu, who was bursting with hormones, couldn't resist Dong Zhuo's beautiful girl hiding in the inner town and had an affair with one or several of them, which became one of the prototype stories of Lu Bu's play The Story Of Diu Sim.

Every time he finishes with Aunt Dong's family, Lyu3 bu4, who has entered the sage mode, is always nervous, fearing that his fooling around with his foster mother will be exposed one day.

At this time, Wang Yun threw an olive branch. Unlike in the romance, Stuart Wang Yun really liked this young man Lu Bu and thought that he was a strong man in Bing and had a good personal relationship with him. Of course, Wang Yun had his own purposes.

Lu Bu thought Wang Yun could be trusted, so he secretly told Wang Yun about Dong Zhuochao throwing a halberd at himself.

Wang Yun is trying to kill Dong Zhuo, which brings a great treasure. In history, there is no honey trap, but Lu Bu delivered it to the door. Wang Yun said,

"Your name is Lu, and he is not your real father. What's more, you can't save your own life. What do you care about father and son?"

Lu Bu immediately returned to Dong Zhuo, and the old Dong's head moved. Wang Yun was very happy, and appointed Lu Bu as the general of Fenwu. His ceremonial specifications were the same as those of the Third Division, and he was promoted to the rank of Emperor Wen Hou, and he was in charge of state affairs.

It's a pity that a few days later, Dong Zhuo's old staff Li Jue and others attacked Chang 'an. Liangzhou military forces had several brushes, and Lu Bu couldn't resist it. When Li Jue invaded Chang 'an, Lu Bu had gone to Yuan Shu with hundreds of Qingqi.

At this time, Lyu3 bu4 has gained a good reputation. Yuan Shu himself is not so good. He despises Lyu3 bu4' s capriciousness and refuses his defection. Unexpectedly, his fate with Lyu3 bu4 is not over yet.

seeing that Yuan Shu didn't want himself, Lu Bu went north to take refuge in Yuan Shao, who accepted him and attacked Zhang Yan with him.

lyu3 bu4 took the lead, riding a red hare, and quickly defeated Zhang Yan, who was a strong soldier in Ma Zhuang. This certainly left a deep impression on Yuan Shao.

after the war, Lu Bu hoped to replenish the army and always robbed the people by soldiers, which made Yuan Shao, who claimed to be Wei Guangzheng, very uneasy. Lu Bu also saw that the Yuan brothers were tarred with the same brush and left voluntarily.

Soon after Lu Bu left, Yuan Shao was afraid that Lu Bu would turn around and harm himself, so he sent troops to cover up Lu Bu at night, but failed. From this point of view, it is not only Lu Bu himself who is shameless in troubled times.

lyu3 bu4 arrived in Hanoi and joined forces with JASON ZHANG. At this time, Cao Cao's subordinate Chen Gong rebelled, and he took a fancy to Lyu3 bu4 at first sight, thinking that he was a strong man of his time, welcoming him to be a shepherd in Yanzhou, and captured Puyang in one fell swoop. The surrounding counties took refuge in one after another, and Lyu3 bu4 tasted the sweetness of being a master for the first time.

it's a pity that he provoked boss Cao this time, and he fought against Lu Bu in Puyang, which was in the midst of a drought and locust plague. The two sides were deadlocked for more than a hundred days, but they didn't get any benefits. Lu Bu arrived in Shanyang eastward.

Lu Bu really gave Boss Cao a lot of trouble. It took him more than two years to recover the place where Lu Bu stirred up. Finally, Cao Cao saw the right moment and defeated Lu Bu in Juye. Lu Bu fled eastward again.

This time, Lu Bu took refuge in Liu Bei, who had just given birth to Xuzhou. Obviously, Liu Da 'er was much weaker than Boss Cao.

So while Liu Bei was marching eastward to Yuan Shu, Lu Bu took his main base, and generously gave Liu Bei Xiaopei this mine, claiming to be the secretariat of Xuzhou, and completed the anti-customer.

Yuan Shu sent Ji Ling to attack Liu Bei, and Lu Bu, considering that his lips were dead and his teeth were cold, led a light horse to mediate between the two armies. As a result, the famous Yuanmen shot halberd and Ji Ling retreated.

Yuan Shu wants to be an emperor. In order to seek allies, he no longer pretends to be lofty and wants his son to marry the daughter of Lyu3 bu4.

At first, Lu Bu agreed. Yuan Shu sent an envoy Han Yin to meet his relatives and told Yuan Shu that he was going to be proclaimed emperor.

Chen Gui thought it was not good for Yuan Shu to collude with Lu Bu, so he advised Lu Bu to say, "Yuan Shu is the emperor, and everyone thinks he is unjust. Can you get married with him?"

Lu Bu suddenly realized that the daughter of the Lu family had already set off under the protection of Han Yin. Lu Bu came back, tied up Han Yin, who had prepared the wedding speech a second ago, and sent it to Xudu, where it was cut.

Yuan Shu was so angry that he sent Zhang Xun to attack Lu Bu. He also joined forces with Han Xian and Yang Feng, and was so angry that he was ready to tear up Lu Bu.

Lu Bu immediately became impatient and said to Chen Gui, "I have offended Yuan Shu because of what you said. What do you think can be done now?"

Chen Gui said unhurriedly, "These people are not United, just like this ..."

Then Lu Bu listened to Chen Gui's suggestion and sent someone to lobby Han Xian and Yang Feng, saying that if we attack Yuan Shujun together, all the seized materials will be yours.

The two goods actually thought that what Lu Bu said was reasonable, so they defected together and beat Yuan Shujun's Zhang Xun to the ground.

From this point of view, firstly, Lyu3 bu4 still listened to counselors for a while; Second, what are these allies that Yuan Shu has made? So birds of a feather flock together.

In the third year of Jian 'an, Lu Bu defected to Cao Cao and turned to Yuan Shu. Yes, you are not mistaken. The brains of the dogs that were beaten in those years were almost out, and they voted when they said they would vote. However, with such a vote, Fengxian himself was thrown to the dead.

Lu Bu, who took refuge in Yuan Shu, was the first to attack Liu Bei, who was guarding the mine. Liu Bei asked Cao Cao for help. Boss Cao first sent Xia Houdun, and later personally surrounded Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was dumbfounded and asked Yuan Shu for help, but there was no response. Auntie was not in a hurry, so he dug trenches and waited, and he was surrounded by Pi for three months. Lyu3 bu4, who was already suspicious of each other, quickly counted his career.

Hou Cheng, Song Xian and Wei Xu tied up Chen Gong and surrendered by opening the city gate. Cao Jun poured into Xiapi City.

Lu Bu and his confidants fled to the White Gate Tower. With the narrowing of the encirclement, Lu Bu surrendered himself. Unlike Romance, Lu Bu was not tied to a post by his subordinates, but surrendered himself.

Lyu3 bu4' s pitch was so crisp that he probably thought that this time he would just take refuge in Cao Cao again as before. He even made a joke with Cao Cao and said that he was tied too tightly. Cao Cao replied, "Tie a tiger more tightly", and his heart began to hesitate. Since he is a tiger, is it possible to use it for himself?

Lu Bu also said, "Cao Gong, in the future, you will lead the infantry and I will lead the cavalry. Are you afraid that the world will not be able to take it?"

Cao Cao saw that he was about to fall into the illusion of "seme's gaze", and Liu Bei said,

"Don't Cao Gong know what happened to Ding Jianyang and Master Dong?"

Cao Cao immediately felt cold in his neck, and then he became cold with Lu Bu. He was strangled and his head was sent to Xudu, ending his absurd life.

In fact, from the moment Lyu3 bu4 cut off Ding Yuan's head, he was doomed to a miserable fate. Originally, you could have become Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Xia Houdun by being brave, but no one can rest assured that you can use him again on the charge of murdering your master. Being your own master, you don't have the brain and the means to control yourself, so that the Ministry will be suspicious of each other, the soldier's discipline is lax, and the most important thing is his capricious temper, so that anyone who cooperates with him can't really rest assured.

since no one is at ease, we have to kill them.