The lines of elementary school talk shows are simple and funny.

The lines of the elementary school talk show are simple and funny as follows:

1, when I was in college, sometimes I really didn't want to eat the food in the canteen, so I went to the food street off campus. There are roast duck, roast chicken and other delicious, delicious mouth water, so the appetite increased greatly, and then went back to the school cafeteria to buy two steamed buns and half a dish to eat.

My little niece loves dancing since she was a child, but she can't help eating into a chubby little girl. Once, when Dai Dance bent down, her clothes were torn. She was furious: old uncle, I'm going crazy. If you buy me clothes of this quality, do you want me to be the second Yang li Ping? I smiled, fat like that, and it still meets the requirements of being a Michelin tire spokesperson! What a proud little fat girl.

3. Nowadays, students are really amazing! My son is only in the third grade of primary school, and he has established a class QQ group on the Internet. That day, I asked my son, "What are you doing on QQ?"

His father replied, "Look at what you ask, what else can you do?"? Not chatting, just playing games! " After listening, the son showed a disdainful face and said, "Mom and Dad. You are really behind the times, what age, that is used to publish homework answers ... "

4. The baby asked, "Mom, what shall we have for dinner?" Mother said, "shall we eat beef at night?" Braised! "Then the baby cried:" You lied to me again! I don't eat instant noodles! "

5. The clerk of the landlord's shoe store. Today, a hot mom took a fancy to a boy about 6 years old. Hot mom took a fancy to a pair of sandals with raised decoration. Anyway, the boy refused to buy them. Finally, the hot mom compromised and bought a pair of flat shoes. Before leaving, I asked the little boy why he didn't let his mother buy it. The little boy said aggrieved,' Flat shoes don't hurt.

I want to buy a jacket, but I can't make up my mind about all kinds of brands. My daughter tugged at my skirt and said, "Dad, buy one of the seven wolves." Seeing that I was puzzled, my daughter added, "Isn't mom a sheep?" So you won't be so afraid of her! "

7. Dad encourages his 4-year-old son to exercise more and grow more muscles, so that he can be healthy and doesn't like getting sick. The son thought it over carefully and asked, "Dad, can't you grow chicken feathers?"

8. When visiting a friend's house, his 5-year-old son came up to me quietly and asked me, "Uncle, can a woman get pregnant when sleeping with a man?" "yes! What's wrong? " "It's over! It's over! It's over! " "What's the matter?" "The kindergarten took a nap at noon today, and the teacher asked a girl to sleep in a bed with me."

I continued to tease him: "Isn't that that you are going to have a baby soon! Are you unhappy? " "Happy ghost, my parents work all day, and I'm going to kindergarten again. Who will take it when you say it? " God, I almost laughed.