Who has a joke? Say a few.

Zhuge Liang drove the donkey into the city and met Sima Yi. Sima Yi asked: Have you eaten? Zhuge Liang said: I ate. Sima yi proudly said, I asked the donkey. Zhuge Liang turned and patted the donkey twice: there were relatives in the city who didn't say a word.

A Dai had a physical examination, and the nurse told him to have a urine test and a stool test. As a result, after a long time, the nurse wondered whether you would take the exam or not. A Dai: I've swallowed my urine, but it's a little difficult to defecate.

I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I chased it and shouted, "Master, wait!" "

Me, master, wait for me! ......"

At this time, a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, "Bajie, don't chase."