All kinds of mixed humorous jokes

On the playground of a university, professors of political science, philosophy and linguistics surround a flagpole.

The math professor came over and asked? What are the gentlemen doing?

? We need the height of this flagpole and are discussing how to get it. ? Professor of political science.

? Look at me! ? As the math professor said, he bent down and hugged the flagpole and pulled hard. After pulling it out, he fell to the ground, took out a tape measure and measured it. Exactly 5.5 meters? Then he put the flagpole back in place and left.

? This man! ? The professor of linguistics looked at the back of his departure and said contemptuously, we asked for height, but he gave us length and added chaos! ?

The repairman was called to the doctor's house to repair the TV set, and found that his TV set had been used for ten years and was worn out.

The doctor said, give me a prescription. ?

The repairman watched TV silently for a while, and then answered:? I think we should write an autopsy report. ?

3. Shanglian: Drinking tea and chatting at work and reading newspapers.

Bottom line: drink, play cards and sleep after work.

Horizontal approval: immortal civil servants.

Part one: People are getting fatter and fatter.

Bottom line: in spring, it's all dry pigs.

Horizontal batch: It's time to lose weight.

This father is very upset that his 9-year-old son cares about women's breasts. His son kept pointing at the plump girl and said, hey! Dad, look at that girl! ? Finally, the father took the child to see a psychologist, who promised that it would be cured in just one hour.

Walking out of the hospital after treatment, the father and son walked through several houses and got a ride at the bus stop. They passed several girls in succession, but their son didn't make a sound. After getting on the bus, my father secretly praised the psychological doctor's medical skills. Soon, his son began to pull his sleeve again and whispered, hello! Dad, look at that bus driver's ass. ?

On my way to school today, I saw two dogs in xxoo. A woman on the side of the road with a child. When the child saw two dogs, he asked his mother. Mom, what are those two dogs doing? Say calmly:? Are they fighting? . The child asked again:? Would dad hit you like this? The woman said:? Often? . The child said:? How can dad be like them?

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