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No matter how hard you love, you can't resist new love and old love.
I don't need to compromise myself to please anyone. Besides, I'm not that great. Like it or hate it, I don't care.
What matters is not what you desire to do, but what you can do.
4, busy, have something to say, have nothing to say about the whole thing.
5, no matter how hard you love, you can't resist new love and old love. . .
6. Although the memory is sad again, I still smile and don't want to forget it.
7. There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.
8. There are two things in the world that can shock people: one is the lofty moral standards in our hearts; The other is the bright starry sky above us.
I choose to forgive myself because I don't deserve it.
10, do you love and wait with your heart or refuse to love you cruelly?
1 1, I think it is a wonderful thing to like only one man all my life.
12, missed is missed, and there is no possibility of recovery.
13, cleverness is tactics and great wisdom is strategy; The former sees sesame seeds, while the latter gets watermelon.
14, when the sky will fall to Sri Lanka, you must first suffer from its mind, work hard on its bones and muscles, starve its skin, empty its body and do whatever you want. So he has been patient and benefited from his incompetence.
15, the stupid behavior of fools is not unusual, but the stupid behavior of smart people makes people laugh; Because he used all his skills to prove his stupidity.
16, and so on. On the day when the tide recedes, when you see the mainland exposed to the whole sea, you will find how many broken bones are exposed in broad daylight.
17, love is a very funny joke, with beautiful expressions but stinging sentences.
18, it's not because something is good that you try to have it.
19, I just want to find a shoulder that can bear the tears when I am frustrated and make me bite when I am happy.
Say something new and old.
1. I feel that I owe something when I am bored, and it doesn't matter when I am busy. Love has never been a necessity in my life, just because one day when the sun was shining and I was in a good mood, he came to my side and took my hand. There is no gap between new love and old love. I live a warm and awkward life, whether I am alone or not.
I am doomed to have no one to rely on. I worked hard for so many years, but in the end I was the loneliest one. Who can fill my heart? I really failed! Frustration is full. Is it really that hard to let go? How far should I give in? So tired, so tired! Is it so difficult to understand my love for me? New love and old love! I can't tell you the pain. It hurts as much as I can. Is it really that hard to be free and easy? I do not love you anymore. I don't care. Why are we still together? Being together without love is also a quarrel! I really want to break up like this and make you happy.
3. How many people have I crossed? I have seen other people's new love and old love. I have walked through the places I have walked together, tearing the gap of time and pursuing your footprints. I feel your breath coming and going in my ear, but I can't see your figure anymore. Memories poured in, and I was inadvertently lost by something, but I still firmly believed that I would find you. How many sleepless nights remind me that I can't go back.
There are always a few people around you who are frozen, and the position of others is empty. Someone came in and soon changed into a new face. This besieged city is such a ridiculous interpretation of all kinds of stories of new love and old love.
Pruning and cutting leaves is a piece of cake. Those girls who are clamoring for marriage have promised to make beautiful flowers for you. I know that Mr. Reliable is on the courier, and I am always tired of killing new love and old love.
6. People have joys and sorrows and don't care about new love and old love. The less likely you are to see love rewarded, the less handsome you are. Look at the cherry blossoms all over the sky together and never give up.
7. The emotion is this: it is a high-speed sports car, commonly known as the old driver taking me. Once it stops, there is no oil and it is difficult to start again. What new love and old love, skills and so on, this time is useless. Not loving enough is not loving enough. If you really fall in love with you, why are you sad? What are you tired of? In the end, you are still not satisfied. Aha, hahaha.
8. Many men will be so hypocritical, and new love and old love want to be both right and left. There are really many hypocritical boys around me, and some have deceived me for a long time, because I was too simple at that time. Some have deceived me for a long time because I love him so much. However, the faint sense of coldness and distance when we are together is not much better than the oncoming fist.
9. The Hong Kong airport will be very busy tomorrow. . . . Come with old love and new love. . . .
10. God, my feelings are all sugar! ! New love and old love, but no training ground, suddenly excited to cardiac arrest. I knew it! The professor also thinks this silly little plane is pitifully stupid, and there are always some things that don't need to be explained by science.
1 1. New love and old love, old enmity and new enmity, constant cutting and chaos.
12. My idol, whether new or old, is come to a bad end! Run quickly, okay? If I continue to die so lazy, I will abandon my shame.
13. A friend is undecided between new love and old love. She doesn't know which one to choose. In fact, she already has a lot of ideas in her heart. She is worried, not because she doesn't know who to choose, but because she wants to choose the right one! Of course, she is also afraid of choosing the wrong place, even afraid of choosing the right place. This seems contradictory, but when you think of the concept of incompatibility, you will feel that this is right!
14. Enough is enough. New love and old love, others' own, I think that's all. After drinking it, I never mentioned it again. I never knew it. This is my happiest thing.
15. I met a new lover with a little talent. I occasionally compare myself with YJ, but I don't know what to compare. Not taboo, but too wide, so wide that they can't imagine how far away they are from him. Not to mention IQ, wisdom and talent, only that he was a pianist who visited Taiwan Province on behalf of an authoritative media in the United States when they were still taking selfies, eating, drinking and making allowances. Is it comparable? Julia's excellent academic qualifications and playing the piano, especially Chopin, certainly have many shortcomings, and obviously the most annoying thing is extremely touching. As I said, those who are easily moved by ceremonies must be stupid.
16. I wish new lovers and old lovers a happy new year, better and better acting skills and healthy growth of their children!
17. People have many faces. What is bad for you is not necessarily bad for her. But at least if you are treated in the same way when you are in love, you won't feel angry when you are apart. However, it is impossible for a biological mother to have a preference for her children inevitably, let alone a new love linked by hormones ~
18. Scissorhands are all dogs. New lovers and old lovers love to climb very fast, so they accidentally turn to a wall climbing style. People who attended birthday parties the year before and the year after were coping with carelessness. He also reluctantly smiled and said that it was difficult, and everyone knew it. Poor thing.
19. There is no new love and old love, only so-called love and no love. Believe in the person who came to you across Qian Shan, and whether you can grow old or not depends on whether he is willing to cut through the thorns for you, not how much he has suffered.
It is strange that everyone has new love and old love. It happened that when you mentioned your predecessor, I would suffocate with envy.
2 1. I don't care about new love and old love. I am a natural child who loves to cry and laugh. It is an investment, just like two people playing with water. You will find that you have to pretend to be strong on the first day.
22. From the initial strangeness to the realization of familiarity, then to nothing to say, and then after a period of time, new love and old love return to the initial strangeness, which is really a trick.
23. I returned to the singles market last week, ended my short love affair last month, and made up my mind to find someone else yesterday. I just dreamed that I was entangled in new love and old love. In fact, it's just old love, married to someone who secretly loves herself. In the dream, several people met unintentionally and had to flee. But privately, I want to restore the recently separated one. Hehehe, fantasy.
24. With new love and old love, I am eating dust alone.
25. If I don't love you, there will be no new love or old love. The beginning is always sweet, and I won't ask why. I won't force it this time. Everyone wants to be a prince and princess in love and get the right solution.
26. It turns out that only when you lose it can you know how to cherish new love and old love, but it is unacceptable.
27. New love and old love! Once the love is now dusty, how long can the new couple be fresh now? It's not that I am too playboy, but that there are too many temptations in reality!
28. New love and old love change hands, which is really more and more manly. What a terrible game tonight! Why have you suddenly become so timid? It stinks! It stinks!
29. The words used by new lovers and old lovers are really exquisite, and they rhyme between the lines, which makes people puzzled. Abba style writing is very rhythmic. But everything is fine, but there is no focus. It seems to be all flowers and fine print, and the plot tension is not enough. The advantage is that just taking out a paragraph is very attractive. This kind of writing is actually very suitable for short stories, and long stories are not only difficult for the author to write, but also very tiring to read.
30. New love and old love means forgetting old love in front of new love and saying that you are tired of new love in front of old love.
3 1. I refuse to look at the first picture, but I am very supportive of all singto's work. Off is so handsome when he doesn't look at the camera. Besides, new love and old love, just get used to it.
32. No matter how much experience you have in love, you should not know who is true love. Is it the first one or the last one? Love can be extremely painful, and new lovers will smile and join hands to grow old together. In this world, there is no new love and old love, only love and no love.
33. I had a dream one day, woke up at a loss, and flipped through the photo album of my mobile phone. My new love and old love were exquisite, and I couldn't stop all day.
34. In the spring yard, there is a piece of new love and old love. Cherry blossoms in the season, with their beloved luxury and fragrance, and honest and frank poplars, are scattered all over the place alone.
35. I don't want to care about new love and old love. I will finish the task quietly and have a good holiday for myself! Go to Tibet? Go to Sichuan? Go to Okinawa? I can go wherever I want! Personality mood phrases about new love and old love
1. Go forward and plant flowers all the way, because you will never go the same way again.
There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.
3. When chatting, did you quietly delete your typing and wait quietly because you saw the other person's "typing ..."?
4. When everyone is born. They are all original. Unfortunately, many of them later became pirated.
5. In foreign countries, ideas and talents are king, while at home, relationships and flattery can run rampant.
6. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.
7. It is more difficult to find an avatar than an object now.
8. It's not important for the God of Wealth to open the door. The key is whether I open the door for him.
9. Ask what the world is, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.
10. Although we have been apart for so many years, I still want you to know that even though time flies, I still love you in my heart as always.
1 1. It is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him.
12, how do you say you are long? Your face is very low. Seeing your face can exercise my courage. When you are lonely and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" " !
13. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
14, your new love is still someone else's whore.
15, get up in the morning, sneak a look at my roommate's bed, as long as one is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep.
16, good sister, I don't care if you betray me. Sister's harvest is to see you clearly.
17, true friendship is the same as health. When you lose it, you can find its value.
18, from the age of 26 to the age of 30, is a difficult period of life: taking on more and more responsibilities, holding a salary that doesn't match the workload, weighing career and feelings hard, and reluctantly establishing contacts. But you have to stick to it, God will only give us a hurdle to get on with it.
19, when couples are full of streets, singles are the most popular.
20. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.
In June 1 and June 14, how many people lied to others with sweet words, and in April 1, how many men and women told the truth under the pretext of joking.
22. It's strange to read a word for a long time. Lonely for a long time ...
23. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.
24. Gender: male, hobby: female
25. I don't collect junk, so I can't let you be on call.
Some memories are too gorgeous to touch, but they can't resist the temptation.
First, we are always blinded by most people's written descriptions, forgetting that we still have the senses to explore all those unknowns, so in the end we can only see the scenery that the world can see, but it is difficult to walk into the unique picture scroll and find the unique scenery.
Second, the people I like after that are all like you.
Third, strangers are already familiar with the tone, including bad emotions.
Fourth, different people in the same place at the same time are in deep pain.
We always care too much about ourselves in the eyes of others, and finally forget our looks.
Six, some memories, gorgeous dare not touch, but always can not resist the temptation.
Seven, the past is unbearable and has become a ruin.
Sometimes, I know I will get hurt, but I never stop.
Nine, the wind woke up the soul, only to know that what you have is a dream.
Ten, it is difficult to talk about principles, and it is even more difficult to grasp principles. Because principles will be disturbed by feelings and changed by interests. Disturbance is kindness and stupidity, and change is the continuation of selfishness. Can you be flexible in minor matters and principled in major matters? If so, everything in the world will be full of human feelings and tend to be simplified and humanized. Not necessarily a bad thing.
11. May time stop flowing and let everything stay in the moment of hugging each other.
Twelve, indifference and enthusiasm for life is not the original intention, not the lack of sincerity.
Thirteen, I thought that as long as you insist, you will be moved more or less.
14. I naively thought it would be the only one, but reality told me that it was just the past.
Fifteen, a lot of things, if you are not afraid of being picked up by others, you will definitely throw them away. -Oscar Wilde's The Portrait of Dorian Gray
Sixteen, time is sometimes a kind of forgiveness. If you can't let go, exile time is an experience; It is a normal state to hand over what cannot be changed to time; It is difficult to give up, and the time to leave is a long feeling; Given time, what I can't stay is a sigh.
Seventeen, miss a person, don't need language, but need courage.
Eighteen, love can be romantic, but don't waste it; Don't hold hands casually, let alone let go.
Nineteen, the most beautiful scenery can only be seen once, once is a lifetime.
Maybe one day when you learn to cherish something, it's gone.
Twenty-one, after all, can't let go. I still miss you so much when I see dribs and drabs of memories about the past.
If you regret yesterday today, you will regret today tomorrow.
Twenty-three, madly in love with a person, and finally tears desperately flowing downwards.
24. The most difficult thing in this world is to watch your mouth, whether you pour it in or spit it out, you must control it. -"Sheng Chong"
Twenty-five, the initial heart is just because I love you, and now we are strangers.
Twenty-six, having a dream is just an intelligence, and realizing a dream is an ability.
We agreed not to think about why we should not worry about anything.
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