Sichuan eighteen strange jingles

Sichuan eighteen strange jingles are as follows:

1, the first monster in Sichuan: mother is called grandma, and grandma is called grandma.

As we all know, Sichuanese call their mothers grandma, but they just pronounce the word "milk" flat and soft. Grandma is the mother of mom and dad, or the mother of uncle and aunt, but Sichuanese call grandma mother-in-law and grandma, and still pronounce the word "po" flat and soft. In the past, most Sichuanese couldn't pronounce correctly and had deep-rooted local dialects. Nowadays, with the comprehensive promotion of Mandarin, young people are happy to speak Mandarin.

2, the second monster in Sichuan: a bowl of wine turns in turn.

In the past, in rural Sichuan, relatives and friends got together to eat wine, with eight people at a table and a bowl of wine in turn. No one is dirty, which means everyone is friendly and happy. If anyone is too dirty, everyone will scold this person and say that this person is a "fake foreign dish." The so-called "fake foreign dishes" are people who think they are great. Nowadays, everyone loves cleanliness. Everyone who drinks and eats has his own glass and chopsticks.

3. The third monster in Sichuan: the speed of the vast plain is not fast.

Chengdu plain is endless and seemingly straight, but it takes many detours to get there. This is because there are many small bridges in Chengdu plain, and it is difficult for carts to pass through. It's hard to get through the Shu Road, and it's even harder to cross the river.

4. The fourth monster in Sichuan: women don't marry their mothers and don't love them.

Girls in Sichuan have to get married when they are older, otherwise neighbors will gossip and parents will be embarrassed. Especially when the mother, all day long for her daughter's marriage, the girl will be scolded by her mother if she doesn't get married

5, the fifth monster in Sichuan: the storyteller on the table vomited.

Sichuanese love to drink, and I heard that scholars talk about storytelling, but they are not happy. Several good friends are drinking and eating snacks around the dining table, and listening to storytelling is very comfortable. The storyteller put a small bench in the middle of the dining table and sat on it to tell stories. No one hates farting, but it only makes people laugh.

6. The sixth monster in Sichuan: the son drinks the old man and the old man beats his son.

Sichuanese speak like this. They always feed me. Sometimes if you don't pay attention to the old man, you will be beaten by the old man. There are also wise men who sophistry: Laozi was a man in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period and a saint.

7. The seventh monster in Sichuan: the son's name is mouse.

In Sichuan, there are many trackers throughout the ages. They want to shout "Song" in unison and pull cargo ships and passenger ships together. Over time, mainlanders call Sichuanese "Song" and misunderstand it as "mouse", which is really interesting.

8. The eighth monster in Sichuan: Sparrows go to Guangdong.

In the 1980s and 1990s, a large number of Sichuanese went to work in Guangdong. Even Sichuan sparrows gathered on the roof of the train and followed the Sichuan people to Guangdong. East, west, north and south wind, get rich and go to Guangdong. This was the call of the local government at that time, and there were such slogans in the streets and alleys.

9. The ninth wonder of Sichuan: women don't go down the river and are ashamed to cross the shore.

In summer and autumn, women in Sichuan don't go to the river to take a bath. Even if something happens to pass by the riverbank and the other side occasionally and sees a man taking a bath, he will run over at a faster speed, or walk over at a brisk pace, blushing and beating his chest.

10, the tenth weirdo in Sichuan: big girls love to tie their belts.

Originally, most big girls in Sichuan had thin waists and high ilium. After putting on pants, you won't fall down without wearing a belt. But since ancient times, girls in Sichuan like to tie belts and use all kinds of belts as decorations for clothes. Therefore, women in Sichuan wear belts, which is in sharp contrast to girls in Yunnan who don't wear belts. Nowadays, Sichuan girls wear a belt and a cloth bag, which is more sensible and elegant.

1 1, the eleventh monster in Sichuan: kimchi is the best appetizer.

In the past, there were many craftsmen in Sichuan who especially loved drinking. However, artisans in rural areas are very poor, because there is often no food, so drinking with kimchi has become a habit. Of course, there are many kinds of pickles, some of which are delicious. If you don't use it for dinner, it is a veritable appetizer. Now that life is good, Sichuanese are particularly rich in appetizers. Pig ears, peanuts and other foods have become better appetizers for Sichuanese, and kimchi is also a must.

12, the twelfth weirdo in Sichuan: Men and women play mahjong, which is called mutual respect and love.

In Sichuan, people play mahjong in the streets, and couples often take turns to show mutual respect and love. Of course, most people hate gambling. Playing mahjong is just for fun. There are also some people who secretly gamble and will be cursed and reported. At the same time, most people hate gambling, and call people who love gambling "prodigal son", "black sheep" and "people who don't do their jobs".

13, the thirteenth monster in Sichuan: Chongqing hot pot, which is eaten all over the city in summer.

Sichuanese love mala Tang, so they love hot pot. In Sichuan, Chongqing hot pot is the most famous and has become a business card of Chongqing. Chongqing is also known as the mountain city. Cities are built on mountains, and roads are built on mountains, just like a whirlwind. There are many hot pot restaurants on both sides of the road, with a sea of people and many passengers, sweating all day, making a mountain city wet. Everyone in Sichuan is sweating like a pig, and there is a scene of enthusiasm.

14, the 14th monster in Sichuan: Sichuan summer sleeping mats are sold all over the street.

In summer, Sichuan is sultry and neighboring provinces are sultry, so Sichuan summer sleeping mat has become a hot commodity. Sleeping in bed is cool and comfortable, which is also beneficial to the loss and evaporation of sweat. Sleeping mats are sold in the streets and alleys. A bent worker is holding a cylindrical sleeping mat, waiting for the buyer to buy it. Don't worry, there are good goods to sell. Editing seats is a sideline of rural people in Sichuan, and many people rely on editing seats to support their families.

15, the fifteenth monster in Sichuan: unrequited love.

Sichuanese are shy, both men and women are shy, Sichuan boys are shy, and Sichuan girls are even more shy. Men are old, and women are old. When it comes to marriage, the boys and girls in Sichuan, under the matchmaking and introduction of the matchmaker, get engaged first and then play house. Playing house means that you come and I fall in love. Sichuan is a basin with weak ultraviolet rays and sultry air. Therefore, Sichuanese's skin is white and tender, and lovers' faces often appear flushed. It is really interesting!

16, the sixteenth monster in Sichuan: Talk more, and you will be happy.

Sichuanese are hospitable, smart and lively, so they love to talk. Needless to say, they are very unhappy. In rural areas, the younger generation should say hello to the elders on the road, otherwise the elders will say that these younger generations have no tutor; In the city, the younger generation should shake hands and offer cigarettes when they meet their elders, otherwise the elders will say that these younger generations look down on people. Usually, our neighbors come to visit us and drink and eat together. Especially the elderly, always like to get together and talk about the bad things in the old society and the good things in the new society.

17, the seventeenth weirdo in Sichuan: Sichuan men are afraid of their wives.

As we all know, Sichuan men are hardworking and brave outside, but they love their wives very much at home and are particularly afraid of their wives, so they are nicknamed "Rake Ears". Don't look at how Sichuan men "throw their weight around" outside. As soon as I get home, I will give my wife the money I earned and do housework quickly. Unmarried women have a high status, just like the queen, they must pursue hard until they catch up, and they must please and care in every way.

18, Sichuan 18 eccentrics: boasting about the land of evil spirits, never forgetting to talk about ghosts.

Because Sichuan is a basin with dense fog, there will be many overlapping shadows and projections under the light. In addition, some people are suspicious and afraid, and think they have met a ghost and talk about it with relish. Sichuanese love to burn paper, incense and sacrifice, which is largely related to the fog in Sichuan. Sichuan is very hot in summer, very cold in winter, and has more leisure time. Most people have nothing to do and are bored, so they just make up some ghost stories to kill time.