Are you kidding Liu?

First, the joke that happened to Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was born in poverty, and there was no way for those noble families to advance. Although he studied under Lu Zhi, a great scholar, he had to bow to his knees because he had no access. In the troubled times at the end of the Han Dynasty, he recruited soldiers and started a business. Because of his rare rank, Liu Bei is very proud of his feathers. On many occasions, we can see that he attaches importance to his official position.

After he became the squad leader of Anxi County, he worked hard in an attempt to have room for career advancement. However, this day is not what people want. The imperial court treated these people who obtained official positions by military achievements differently, and sent people down to inspect them in an attempt to dismiss them. Although Liu Bei knew that his official position was doomed, he made a compromise with Du You.

Who knows that Du You pushed his luck, not only reprimanded Liu Bei face to face, but also arrested and tortured his men in an attempt to harm Liu Bei and angered Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei tied Du You to a horse stump and beat him with wicker, breaking a dozen wicker branches in a row. After Liu Bei learned the news, Du You begged Liu Bei for help. Liu Bei told Zhang Fei to stop, and he left. In this storm, Zhang Fei beat Du You up, giving him the evil spirit of heroes all over the world, which made people applaud.

Liu Bei did not change his temper because of this, and he was still proud of his official position. When he visited the farmhouse, he met his opponent. He introduced himself to Zhuge Liang, calling himself "General Han Zuo, Yicheng Hou Ting, Yuzhou Pastoral, and Uncle Liu Bei" ... The answer was extremely understated, and I couldn't remember many names. Liu Bei had to introduce himself, saying that Liu Bei was visiting. After that, Liu Bei got rid of the problem of attaching importance to official positions.

Second, the joke that happened to Guan Yu.

Guan Yu is the most bullied person in The Romance of Three Kingdoms. Although after Lu Bu's death, he was proud of the world, no matter who tried to crush Guan Yu. This made people see countless scenes in which everyone took the initiative to provoke Guan Yu, and they could not help but feel sorry for Guan Yu for three minutes. Before Xishuiguan, yuan brothers bullied Guan Yu, because Guan Yu had no background and reputation, and even felt embarrassed to let Guan Yu play. As a result, Guan Yu chopped Hua Xiong with warm wine and slapped the Yuan brothers.

After the Battle of White Horse, Guan Yu became famous for beheading Yan Liang and punishing Wen Chou. But even so, it cannot stop others from provoking Guan Yu. Guan Yu met Chyi Chin after going through five customs and beheading six generals. Chyi Chin said that Guan Yu could only be killed by an unknown general. Dare you kill me? I was so angry that Guan Yu replied, How are you better than Yan Liang and Wen Chou? As a result, Chyi Chin was furious and took Guan Yu away directly. When handing over the horse, Guan Yu was beheaded by the horse.

When Guan Yu was in Gu Chenghui, his behavior was questioned by Zhang Fei, who argued about it a hundred times. Just then, Chyi Chin's uncle Cai Yang came to the ancient city. Zhang Fei was limited to the three drums, and let Guan Yu chop Cai Yang to show his heart. When Cai Yang saw Guan Yu, he said he would catch him. Who knows Guan Yu escaped here? I sealed the orders of the Prime Minister to fetch Guan Yu. As a result, before the drums fell, Guan Yu beheaded Cai Yang.

Cai Yang and Chyi Chin, two uncles, really didn't know how to embarrass Guan Yu, and they all became ghosts under Guan Yu's sword. But this does not hinder everyone's enthusiasm for defeating Guan Yu. In addition to pound and other brave soldiers, even Zuo, a partial teacher, stepped forward. In the Battle of Changsha, Han Xuan's Guan Jun captain Yangling was an example.

When Guan Yu led five hundred troops to attack Changsha, Han Xuan originally wanted to invite Huang Zhong to play. As a result, Yang Ling took the initiative to fight well, saying that Guan Yu could be captured alive without Huang Zhong's hand. As a result, Yang Ling led a thousand troops and rushed out of the city. After running fifty miles, I met Guan Yu, but they couldn't get along. Guan Yu took a knife and cut Yang Ling under the horse. It turned out that Yang only sent a head 50 miles away.

Maybe he can't stand the harassment of these people, and Guan Yu is also good at treating people. He was very protective of his men. After he suffered losses in Zhou Cang, he took revenge. At the foot of the mountain, he rushed ahead, but it was Zhao Yun. After Zhao Yun visited Liu Bei, Zhou Cang's three shots were naturally wasted.