Mimi joke

The eldest son of the sheep was punished when he saw his son.

Ninth

Forcing the jealous lady to flee.

The ambition to drive away a good gentleman and a stubborn son.

Inscription:

The weather is beautiful, you are aggressive and smart. Looking for amorous feelings, the flowers are intoxicated. Why is the sound of books sad when the warbler swallows and cries? Incoherent Yanshi went, and Lan Shi gave birth to Cao Jing.

Right tune "Little Red Lip"

Words are divided into two ends. Yan Niang gave birth to a full moon, and Shouchun's husband got up early and went to the woman's side to ask her family to weigh some money. "When I tell my hostess, I'll call it here," he said. Come and get it tomorrow morning. "The milkman has gone. Yan Niang said that my husband was coming after breakfast. Because of the lack of rice, she asked the hostess to pay back the money, so she begged the hostess for emergency. When Yan Niang saw it, she went to the box to take out the silver bag, weighed it and handed it to her. When he did this, he walked past his room, wrapped Upa in a Baotou, tied a knot and put it on the pillow beside the bed. The next morning, the milkman didn't come to get the money, and he didn't care. In the late afternoon, Yan Niang went to her husband's study in the backyard and found a five-handkerchief tied inside the bed. When I opened it, it was a piece of silver. I recognized it as yesterday's. Look at Wupa carefully, obviously it has always been Baotou's. I also saw a small book by the bed. I picked it up and opened it. It was a spring book, but I stayed for a while.

Yan Niang has always been a little beautiful, afraid of her husband hooking up, and has always been in her heart. Moreover, since the birth of the child, my husband has been resting outside from time to time, and his heart has long been chaotic. Now, when I saw the stolen evidence, I thought thoughtfully, "I gave this money yesterday." Why are you here? " In addition, this spring book is devoted to men and women. Why didn't you take it to my room and put it on the bed and pillow alone without telling me? This handkerchief is obviously a dish, and this book is obviously read and made by me. Walking back with sleeves, I broke out angrily in the sun as I walked. When he arrived at the room, he caught the chicken and scolded the dog, saying, "A housewife should have three points of shame. What a shame to keep someone else's husband! Thank you for your old face. I have read some stories about spring books and generally do things. I hired you to raise my son. Do you want to hook up with my husband? " When I heard it, I didn't know what to do at first, but after hearing the last two sentences, I said, "Obviously, you scolded me. Where does this make sense? " He replied, "Don't insult people. If I do such a thing, it will thunder me. " Yan Niang said, "Ray didn't care about such a thing as you that day. What's wrong with this activity now? "

Snuff rolled down with tears and said, "If anyone sees it, tell him to tell him!" " Yan Niang said, "Do you want to shut up?" This thing flew to his study? "Son, book sleeve, will come out, on the floor. Wipe away the tears. When I picked it up, it was really my own handkerchief. I think this book is nothing in the study. I put this handkerchief on my pillow yesterday, so why did I put it there? Don't answer Yan Niang's scolding now, just think about it. I can't remember, so I have to ask the stilt girl in a low voice. Miss Lian reported, "I know nothing about you. Seeing the lotus is silent, I dare not ask again. "。 She thought, "When Uncle Gong comes back, just ask him. Scold her if you have the strength, just ignore her. Yan Niang saw silence. He scolded again: "I stopped talking when I saw the stolen evidence, so I sat with my son in my arms." Which one do you have? "Later, I couldn't understand it. The more I scolded, the happier I became. I moved out the roots of evil women and prostitutes. However, he got angry and slammed across the room and shouted into Yan Niang's ear, "Chui, Chui, Chui! You drowned your daughters one by one, but you called me evil. I have been away from my husband for three years. I heard that you hold your husband and scold me every night, but your son doesn't wake up. "

Yan Niang calls with one hand and plays with the other. Yan Niang stretched out her hand and scratched her hair, put the needle on her head and let it go. I also hurriedly reached for Yan Niang's sideburns and pulled them out, but I pulled out a lot of sideburns. Shouchun saw the panic and cried her eyes out. The girl on tiptoe hugged her and hurried to the room near the kitchen to inform her parents. Gong Yin: "Why fight?" Lotus's daughter said, "Tao hooked up with that uncle, so he scolded him, so he fought with him." Gong Yin added, "Is it true or wrong to hook up?" "When I went to the study today, I said I had seized stolen evidence, and I didn't know if it was true or not," said Lian. Gong Yin and his wife immediately went to Yan Niang's room, and they were relieved. Gong Yin said: "What you do, you should also know the level. Don't be so rude. " He replied, "I really don't want to scold me for no reason."

Yan Niang saw that her father-in-law was hard to say, so she took her mother-in-law aside and told her gently. Gong Yin said: "A virtuous daughter-in-law should also be steady and let the servants respect her. Now do one, do another, but don't be laughed at. Drowning the first-born daughter and breaking the girl; Drowning a second-born daughter almost drowned her husband. She lost thousands of dollars, but her niece saved her life. Even the week before, it can be redeemed. If you insist, I will spend another dollar to teach my father. Now it's like this again, but not as a family. You see, the Lins married your sister, and they didn't drown their daughters, spoil their daughters or be jealous, so their family became more and more prosperous. I finally went to the elderly, raised children and grandchildren, married a daughter-in-law, and hoped to enjoy peace. Wan's wife will be patient! " Say that finish, two old since back to the room. It was sad to see my son and daughter-in-law being unfilial. I don't know the result, but tears came out. That Yan Niang only asked her in-laws to help her scold and fight, but now she is talking about her own business, which is very disappointing. She scolded, "Don't panic, you are playing well. Uncle Shao Ke is back, tell him that he knows, and let him sue the authorities tomorrow. If he is partial to you, I will go to my mother's house and ask my father to send me to be an official, and I will never spare you. " That night, Gong Fang ate wine at a friend's house and didn't come back. Yan Niang personally hugged Shouchun, fed some cakes and fruits, and put them beside her. I slept alone, thought for a while, and then cried, thinking, "If I go home by myself tomorrow, she said I hooked up with her husband and left shyly. My family is just, I don't care about my job, so I will be kicked out by my mistress. " If you want to stay here, you had a fight today. Uncle Gong has always been passive to Nuo Nuo. He will not leave me alone if he listens to his wife. It was Uncle Gong who allowed me. The evil woman and I were so angry that we could never live. If Papatti does send an official tomorrow, and my family is tired of public money, the poor man's life will be lost. Besides, what's the future of living by others? Think about it, it's better to kill him and be clean. She sobbed again, and then thought that if I died in my room, she could hide it. I went outside the gate and alarmed my neighbor, and she naturally felt uncomfortable. She sobbed for a while until midnight, when she heard that Yan Niang and Lian Nv were asleep, she got up and found a rope, quietly opened the door and came downstairs. I gently opened the door to the eaves of the gate and hanged myself. Pity a matchmaker and fly to the city in a blink of an eye for nothing.

The next morning, the milkman got up and thought, "My wife asked me to get money yesterday, but I didn't go yesterday because of something." I will definitely get it. " There is no rice for breakfast this morning. You can buy firewood with rice and go there in a few days. It was already dawn when I walked to the door of the palace. I saw a body hanging outside his door. I was taken aback and shivered for more than ten steps. Hair stands up like a flagpole. People look intently, "this is like my grandmother."

When Zhou came out to open the door, I was in a panic and at a loss. Seeing the doors closed everywhere, I thought, "My uncle came back yesterday and forgot to close the door. How careless. Walking out of the gate, he looked up and shouted, "Ah! No, I'll wait here. " Flying around Yan's maiden's head, he shouted, "Oh, no, I'm hanging outside!" " Fan also went to call his wife out and help untie the rope. I saw the milkman crying outside: "there are eight houses nearby, and my wife hangs here, poor thing!" "

Zhou just hugged his wife and went to the stool to untie the knot. His head and throat are stuck. How can he untie it Run into the room, take out the knife, cut the rope and put it down. Neighbors gradually increased, watching a lot of excitement. The girl crossing her legs inside, because Yan Niang didn't have dinner yesterday, she ate too much greasy food. She just got up and went to relieve herself. Hearing a cry of "hanging", she stopped driving. She walked to the foot of the stairs with a bag of water excrement, but she couldn't help it. A bag of water excrement spilled on the ground and went outside to have a look. That Yan Niang also heard the cry of "hanging" on the bed, so she quickly got dressed, bought some jewelry and silver from her purse and came downstairs. One foot stepped in the water to defecate and slipped, which was very painful. I got up, called out "Ouch", moved my hand a little, touched a handful of shit, smelled it later, and was busy washing it. I wiped my shirt, so I was busy opening the back door and went to my parents' house. When the two old people inside heard that they had been hanged, Gong Yin came out hurriedly touching the clothes and the underwear worn by the old lady. I also quickly touched my clothes, touched my husband's underwear and went out. When I saw it, I saw a lot of people crowded outside the wall, and I heard the milkman crying repeatedly: "What a miserable wife and children! Poor! " Seeing this, Gong Yin beat his chest, tore me apart and went in by himself, sighing, "Cough! What a filial son and daughter-in-law, she does things by herself, and we old people can't manage this! " I saw that none of my clothes were right, so I changed them. Cai Zhou is busy looking for his teacher Gong Fang and looking for jokes at a friend's house. Knowing this, Cai Zhou stepped forward and shouted, "Grandpa, dad has something to say. Please go back at once. " Gong Fang said, "What if Dad has a good idea?" Cai Zhou said, "You will know when you go back." Gong Fang said goodbye to her friend and walked out of the alley. Cai Zhou whispered, this and this, this and this. Gong Fang shook her head and stamped her feet: "Oh dear! Hate the wicked and do something! " Busy to the door, everyone got into the wall door and went to see my parents. Seeing her son, Gong Yin stamped her foot: "What a filial daughter-in-law! What did she do to escape to her parents' house and make my old man miserable! " Gong Fang said, "So this bad woman has fled back. Father, don't panic. Water under the bridge, but he was hanged, so I don't expect him to pay for it. Just need to use some more money. "

Before I finished, I saw my father-in-law visit. It turned out that Yan Niang opened the back door, her hair was fluffy, she was wearing an old shirt, and there was a lot of smelly shit behind her. She was surprised when she walked up to her family. When Tan An and Tian asked her, she gasped and said nothing. Tian asked her three times now, and she dragged her mother to the corner and said it twice, and so on. I heard about it long ago, and I fell down and said, "Cough! What a daughter, disappointing! How good? " Say it and get out. Go to the son-in-law's house, enter the wall door, and go in quickly. Gong Yin said, "Dear Weng, what's the matter?" Tinian said: "We are all immoral girls, but we have tired relatives and parents. But times are not good now. If you become an official, your daughter can't pay the bill, and people will suffer again. We must release our thoughts and mediate things. " Let Cai Zhou buy coffins in the coffin shop and store the bodies; At the same time, the son-in-law invited the milkman to sit down in the inner hall and asked his father-in-law to invite about ten neighbors. Neighbors are all small families, always following the government, and they are all invited. Tell the son-in-law to buy wine and food quickly and hold a banquet for everyone. After a while, the wine was ready. In the following year, everyone was advised to have a snowy month, and meteors rushed to catch the moon. First, I sent two or three letters to all my neighbors, and they were all sent away. Keep the milkman alone and say, "A dead man cannot be resurrected. It's no use crying loudly Even if you are an official, you can help everyone with some money. It is better to get some yourself. " Then he took out twenty taels of silver and put it on the table. A poor man, seeing the glistening money, naturally became gentle and pretentious, and added twelve taels. In the middle of the night, Dai Gong took the coffin and carried it with the butlers to bury it. This time, Gong Yin spent some money.

Readers, why is your friend suddenly in the study? So, Shouchun took the play in the morning, and Gong Fang took it to the study and put it down there. On this day, Gong Fang went to a friend's house, only to find that there was a jealous wife at home, which caused a big disaster last time. To be exact:

A good wife and husband have few disasters, a filial son and a generous father.

A woman's fierce husband is a disgrace, and her children are arrogant.

When Shouchun was seven years old, he invited a gentleman to study at home and named him Gongbang. Just after paying homage to Mr. Wang, he burst into tears and repeatedly said, "I want my mother, I want my mother." I cried for a long time. Yan Niang asked a girl with a leg to carry her in. I will always study for one day and rest for two days in the future. After studying for a year, you can't understand Hundred Family Names without reading a copy of Zhao Li. At the age of eight, I changed my husband. At first glance, Mr. Wang is just a random bastard in the room he cherishes. How about a book called "Heaven and Earth Xuan Huang" that I can't understand? When I was nine years old, I changed my husband, surnamed Jin. After a few days of school, Kim saw that he was stubborn again and hit him twice. As soon as Gong Bang went back, he burst into tears at his mother and scolded Mr. Wang: "Hit me, I won't go to school." Yan Niang also shed tears, and the two of them cried in many tones. Gong Fang scolded twice and sent it to school. Yan Niang called Mr. Zhou to answer, saying that Mr. Zhou should teach children, not beat them. The teacher replied, "The ancients said it well:' A teacher must play the Yellow Sutra, but if he doesn't, he can't." He also said it well:' a piece of bamboo that caresses feelings, but he is not familiar with typing.' Is there any reason to teach children not to hit them? "But inside, you are spoiled, and reading can't be like this." This speech, Mr. Zhou Youcai's mouth, did not pass in.

In a few months, we will arrive in Duanyang. After all, lovers are lovers after all, and Mr. Guan Jie is gone. Gong Fang had to send the restoration money out. After Duanyang, another gentleman named Ma was invited. What about the gentleman who came here this time? See the breakdown below.

Tenth

The Whip Map Museum provides flattery under the moon.

Hungry in the snow

Inscription:

Fortunately, there is a museum, and I am afraid that the line will be broken next year. The owner who flatters is ugly, and the horse becomes a real horse. The couple who drowned the woman are short-lived, and the room is full of pain today. Please digest the acid of the destroyer Xuefeng. Who knows nothing?

Right key "Golden Gate"

Let's talk about another division of Gong Fangyan, which is called Whip Castle. A few days after entering the door, I saw the palace list coldly. There are often broken silver playing in my hand, and sometimes there are beads playing in my hand. I thought: "The teachers in the first half of the year are the most upright in my Fujian studies, and they are against each other." Such a poor family obviously gave birth to a loser, and finally cheated some people. Just an asshole. What's true? "One day, I pretended to want to hit the palace list. Gong Bang begged for mercy, and Ma Bianbao said softly, "You should spare this beating, and I won't fight if you steal some money from me in the future. Don't let parents know, even the housekeeper, maid and sister-in-law don't know. If you know, I will fight again. "

This afternoon, Gong Bang stole a piece of silver and gave it to Mr. Ma Bianbao immediately went to the neighborhood to buy some fruit, half of which he ate with Gong Dan and half of which he kept for himself. "If you steal money again, I'll eat with you," he said. Later, I felt that there was no money in it, so I hit the maid and wronged my sister-in-law. Had a quarrel and tied the suitcase tightly. Ma Bianbao stole the key from the palace list. The key inside is missing, so we had another fight and had to match it. After that, the palace list was sold out and stolen. Mr. Wang reads several lines of books every day, muddling along, neither reading nor reciting. Gong Yin saw his daughter-in-law standing upright and didn't look up engineering. Funny Gong Fang, in the name of reading, plays dominoes with her friends every day, regardless of her son's homework. When Mr. Wang meets Gong Fang, he often praises your son's cleverness, which will be a great boost to the family. Gong Fang said to Yan Niang, "Your husband has praised your son for his cleverness many times, but it doesn't look like it to me." Yan Niang said, "I think teachers are good and students will naturally make progress." Just like before, sir, just mind, my son is distressed when he sees books. How can he be clever? Now I am willing to learn, and I am born smart. "From then on, Yan Niang made her husband's tea and rice doubly neat and snacks doubly diligent. Mr. Wang smiled secretly. Times have changed, and it's the Mid-Autumn Festival. To be exact:

When the moon shines, it is nearby.

Mo Daoyun is far away, and there is a way in poetry and books.

Ma Bianbao knew that Dongweng must have wine to enjoy the moon, and wanted to flatter the palace list and visit the museum ruins next year. Do a lesson in advance and write down a sentence, which is "Mid-autumn moon is like embroidered Yuan Qiu". Teach the palace list to read this sentence carefully and order: "Enjoy the bright moon at night and let my father come first. I'll teach you a lesson to change the sentence of studying hard. That's right. I will eat fruit with you tomorrow. If I can't recite this sentence, I will call tomorrow. " Teach "The Moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is like an embroidered ball" again. I taught and recited, and I recited and taught. This sentence is really familiar. In the evening, on the moon, the banquet was arranged in perfect order. Please go to the hall to enjoy the moon. Gong Yin and Gong Fang are humbly seated. Talk about current events and make a new order. After drinking for a while, the horse kept the house and said, "If you make Sun wise, he will have a high incidence in the next year. Congratulations. " Gong Yin said with shame, "Sun Xiao is stupid, stubborn and incompetent. I'm afraid he is not the product of high IQ. The teacher is overrated. " The horse turned into a leopard and said, "In fact, you are very smart, or you would know if you had a lesson with him." "I just want you to tell me what your son is," said the public house. Ma Bianbao pretended to think for a while and said to the palace list, "The stars are as big as midnight, you can come." Gong Bang shook his head and said, "Mid-Autumn Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, Moon, Moon, Embroidery, Embroidery, Ball. Hehe ... "After a long time, I finally got a sentence, saying," The Mid-Autumn Moon is like a hydrangea. " When the horse became a leopard, he clapped his hands and lifted his shoulders, shouting, "Wonderful! Wonderful! Thanks to his every word, he succeeded in one fell swoop. " Gong Fang is also happy.

Yan Niang is at the door, laughing hard. Gong Yin, the only one, knew that his grandson was incompetent, and there must be a reason why he was unhappy in the middle. If I want to try again, I'm afraid I will. The husband is indecent and the daughter-in-law is offended. She had to say helplessly, "This is a good instruction from the teacher, so that's it." The horse turned into a leopard and said, "I dare not." Forget the wine. Since then, the inside has been lost from time to time. Sister-in-law Cai Zhou didn't come into the room, only the girl who walked around on stilts, and Yan Niang beat her from time to time and fled back to her family. Gong Fang drew paper and looked for people everywhere, but the girl's parents came to make trouble and wanted to return my daughter. The public house spent another piece of money, and both people and money were empty. One night, Gong Bang saw a landlord who sold land and locked the silver in a box. The next day he went to Mr. Wang to get the key, and Yan Niang was in the kitchen. He went to open the box and took out the bag of money. He just opened the bag and was about to start. Unexpectedly, Yan Niang was in a hurry to pee. When she entered the room, she saw it and took the money. She scolded: "Little monkey, how dare you! What's the use of stealing this money? " The key, even the lock, is beside the box. Yan Niang picked it up and saw that it was an old key that had disappeared the day before yesterday. She said angrily, "Ga! At an early age, you are so smart! It turns out that you stole all the silverware and jewels you lost before. Someone must have taught you this trick. If you speak well, I will spare you. I'll kill you if you don't tell me! " He hit Gong Bang twice on the head. Gong Bang cried and said, "My husband taught me." Yan Niang said, "Sir, how can I teach you?" Gong Bang said, "Sir, if you want to beat me and tell me to steal money, don't beat me again. Always eat fruit with me. He also taught me to steal this key. " Yan Niang said, "Oh! Well, I told him he was a good gentleman, but he turned out to be a liar! "

Gong Fang just entered the room. Yan Niang told the story that her son stole spoons and silver and her husband coaxed her. Cai Zhou's sister-in-law was also very angry when she heard this, and thought, It turned out that this dog thief cheated our little official of his money. You just wronged us, but now you are angry with him. Go and humiliate him. Unexpectedly, he went to the study and said, "What a good gentleman! You cheated a small official into stealing silver instead of teaching, which made us lose face! I don't know how much I cheated. Spit it out and return it. " The horse becomes a leopard, feeling ashamed, ignorant and unstable. Zhou Sao turned around and went home all the way.

Sister-in-law Cai Zhou saw the horse become a leopard, so she went to tell her master. Gong Fang and Yan Niang immediately went to the study, unlocked the bookcase, found a pearl in Doujiao, matched with two pieces of silver, and recognized it as their own. Gong Fangma went up and told her parents. Gong Yin said, "I see. Mr. decent, it's hard to blame I will write a book and reply with the luggage I took in the return box this week. " Take a pen and ink stone and write a cloud:

Sun Xiao was so stupid that he delayed the teacher's teaching. He not only dared to raise his voice, but also wanted his eyes to know one thing and obey the rules. Today, I studied teaching in Sun Xiao, but I didn't know it. I taught it to dress. Is it really that the cloud master is strict and respectful? I put the book box on the luggage wall today, and I dare not teach you in the future! Pray for light. Unannounced

Let's talk about Ma Bianbao coming home from the palace gate first. He was shocked when he saw his wife lying in bed together. "Why do you look like this?" Qi Shi said, "I suddenly had dysentery last night. I had diarrhea fifty or sixty times a night, and no one called you. I'm glad you came back today. I am probably useless! " Hearing this, the horse became a leopard and went out for medical treatment. I hurried to see Cai Zhou, picked up my books and luggage, delivered a book, and then left. Ma Bianbao opened the book and saw what it said. He was very angry. Delay treatment immediately, even if it is helpless. Diarrhea for three days and three nights, alas.

Ma Bianbao had a dozen taels of gold, all of which were empty, and he cheated Gong Bangzhu and silver, not four or five taels, but it was not enough for funeral expenses. My friend learned that laughing at him is not a horse becoming a leopard, but now it is a horse flat leopard. To be exact:

Justice is in people's hearts, and it is intentional to help each other in the same boat. If something goes wrong, God will suffer.

Besides, public houses sell land every year. Gong Yin and his wife are both old. Seeing that their children, daughter-in-law and grandchildren are not well, they are always sad and bitter, and both of them have died of illness. Public houses are bound to be hanged at funerals, graves are built at funerals, and another piece is used for memorial service at Dojo. The following year, I went out to study because I couldn't delay the division. Attached for five or six years, I didn't attack books at all, and three friends and four friends were fooled by flowers. Knowing that he lost his job in one day, he threw dice, laid dominoes, played gobang, played silk cards, threw promotion plans, ate the moon red, and lost all the family wealth that his ancestors had worked so hard to save. There is another strange thing. I have a headache as soon as I see a book. I can't read it. I don't know how much I tore. But after reading the music, you will be familiar with it as soon as you read it and understand it as soon as you learn it. When he was seventeen or eighteen, he went to learn acting from the children of the troupe. He loves Dajing in his heart. He said: "When Dajing appeared, he was either a prime minister or a general; Not a minister, but a eunuch. He's really good, really good. If you are born to be an official, you must beat gongs and drums. " So I am bent on learning the big net. Besides, he grew up with a thick, ugly body and a loud voice. He looks like a big net, but he learned to be a big net and gradually drifted away.

At Gong Fang's house, all the fields and houses were sold out, and she rented a small house to live in. Slightly valuable clothes and jewelry were sold, eaten and washed out. Poor Gong Fang's piece of navy is not worth two pence, and Yan Niang's piece of cloth shirt has more than one hundred patches. At this point, Yannian and her mother, Shi Tian, have both passed away, and her stepson is in charge, so she doesn't care about anything. Fengniang often needs some silver rice, but she is hungry. It's the middle of winter. One day, the sky was covered with red clouds, with strong winds and heavy snow. But look:

The sky is salty and the catkins on the clouds are empty.

The birds in front of the eaves are silent and the laity is cold.

The two walls are whitewashed and surrounded by jade seals and silver seals.

Why did Dong Jun report a bumper harvest and complain about killing the poverty in Chang 'an?

Right tune Xijiangyue

You said that this weather, rich and simmering stoves to warm wine, poetry and fu, to congratulate. The poor man has a cold stove and gray clothes, but he is shivering like rice and snow. Poor Gong Fangjia, it's really hard to go too far without rice. Fortunately, she still has fifty cents left on her waist. She said to Yan Niang, "It's so cold, you need a pot of wine to wash away the cold." Yan Niang said, "Cough! I didn't eat rice or say anything about wine! " Gong Fang said, "I am so poor. Let's buy it and eat it right away. " Then he took a crock, put on a pair of ankle boots and went out, shrinking his head, covering his mouth and braving the snow. At the rice shop, Cher slipped away and fell in front of the street. The kettle was smashed to pieces, and my hands and feet were frozen hard. I couldn't get my palms up after climbing for a long time. I saw a man come out of the rice shop and helped him for a long time, making him affordable. The man looked at Gong Fang carefully, but he recognized her. "Are you Gong Xianggong?" Gong Fang paused and replied, "I, I, right, right." Then: "Since the palace is a public servant, why are you so poor?" Gong Fang shivered again and said, "One, one, it's a long story! Because of the cold weather and lack of firewood and rice, I had to take snow to the store. I am grateful for the help of my dear brother. " The man replied, "I don't know." I helped Gong Fang into the shop and bought him rice. Gong Fang sets rice and carries firewood. He picked three barrels of soybeans, brought a bottle of old wine, and asked Gong Fang to help with it. The two of them left. As he walked, he said, "Gong Xianggong, the pot is broken and we can't buy wine. We can sit in the shop together and wait for me to warm the wine and drink a pot of cold. Never be too slow. " The public house said, "How dare you bother yourself unless you are relatives or friends?" The mouth refused, and the muscles in the stomach were hungry. When it comes to wine and rice, my mouth is watering and I go with the fate. Walking to the back door lane of Mei Hanlin, it turned out to be a tofu shop. The man entered the shop, put down the bean bag, set the wine bottle, asked Gong Fang to sit down, and said to his wife, "Gong Xianggong is rare. Heat up the wine and cook the tofu quickly. " Said, and Gong Fang sat down. "Dear friend, I know you well, but I don't know where to meet you," said the public house. May I know your name? What's your name? " That: "My name is Bao. I sold fish in the government during the fishing ban last year, so I know him very well. Your father's old "xianggong" is particularly green. But I wonder if the old "xianggong" has been healthy recently? I wonder why Gong Xianggong is so down and out? " Gong Fang sighed: "Cough! It's really hard to say! One day all the housework was defeated by the incompetent puppy. My parents are sad and angry and have passed away. " Bao Liang said, "Ah! It turns out that bodhi, the old grandfather, is dead, which can hurt people! It will hurt! But I don't know why your son lost a lot of housework? "

At this point, Bao Poer's wine was warm, rotten and served. Seeing the snow outside is getting heavier and heavier. Bao Liang took Gong Fang to sit in a chair, filled his glass and said, "We'll talk slowly while eating wine. Dare to ask why your son lost a lot of housework? " Gong Fang was hungry and cold. She poured the cup into her mouth and did nothing. Bao Liang poured too much. Gong Fang wiped her beard, poured another cup, really ate tofu, and then said, "After I got married, one of my babies gave birth to a girl and died of defecation under the room. The second child was a woman and drowned. Expect to have children and take care of the family at an early age. By the third child, I gave birth to a worthless puppy. The house is as precious as treasure. How much has it cost to celebrate the seven dynasties, the full moon, the anniversary of victory, and even the extension of the teacher's study? Unexpectedly, I learned gambling all day, only three or five years later, and my family was exhausted. Now the children with operas don't know where they have gone, which makes me and my room very bitter! " Bao Liang sighed, "Alas! It's not that I offended Gong Xianggong and said it was wrong to drown women. Your own flesh and blood, ordinary children, how can you do this? Dare to ask Gong Xianggong, can you still have sex? " Gong Fang said: "The fourth child is a girl, born on February 2nd. This time, I want to drown under the house again. I can't stand it. I asked the housekeeper to carry it to the moat south of the city and wait for her to die. I remember that if this woman had someone, she would be sixteen now, and her home would still be warm and hot. If you have a son-in-law, you can live alone. Now I regret it! "

When Bao Liang heard these words, he thought of his mistake. The place where he held it at that time was like a printing plate. Because it touched his heart, he felt particularly affectionate with Gong Fang. Ask the old lady to cook tofu again. Warm wine says, "I have a little daughter, who is sixteen this year." Now, thanks to my daughter, I can often get money and rice to help me abandon the bad shop. I am reluctant to give up these businesses when I see them, and it is not too late to stay for another year when I have a son-in-law. "Public housing:" There used to be a dear, why not now? "Keep good said," in a good place, you can't say anything in front of others. Now in front of Gong Xianggong, I dare not hide it from each other. He attached it to the ear of the public house and said softly, "This is an official residence. I want to do it. Now she is wearing silk and pearls, and there are a pair of maids in the room to serve her. So, the next couple fell down. "Gong Fang's eyes are hot and she wants to know more." Are you an official? " She asked. Why do you welcome your love? "BaoLiangGang what to say, two maids opened the back door of MeiHanLin mansion, took two bowls of cooked fish and a big pot of wine, attached to BaoLiangZhi ear canal to the store. "I missed you when I saw the heavy snow, and I sent it out specially." Still closed the back door and went in.

Gong Fang understood and whispered, "Your love is in this Mei family? Since you are in love, don't hide it from me. " Bao Liang said, "Since Gong Xianggong knows each other, there is no need to hide it. When my daughter was nine years old, in the third spring, I saw the gate of Meifu open. My daughter went to play in the garden and saw the lovely red plum, so she broke a branch and picked it in her hand. Unexpectedly, Master Mei's son, who refused to study, would spend all his money. Ye Mei and his wife were very unhappy, so they stood in front of the porch playing with flowers. Seeing that their daughter was radiant, they called the maid to the front of the porch and asked her name. My daughter replied,' My nickname is Ghost.' Mei Hanlin said,' I'll teach you a lesson. If it's right, I'll give you a piece of silk for making clothes. Some people say that' women love Mei Mei and their daughters', and my daughter said to her,' Only people can climb Guangxi and talents. Ye Mei cheered: "That's right. I said to my wife,' I mean pun, Meihua, my last name is Mei Zhimei. She is just what I want, the laurel of Dangui and her laurel. Unexpectedly, this lad is so clever. How can my worthless son learn from her? I asked my daughter,' Whose girl are you? My daughter said,' My last name is Bao. My dad opened a crappy shop at the back door of the master. "As soon as Master Mei left my little daughter for dinner, he discussed with his wife:' I think you only have one son, and it's no use. If you don't take this girl as your own daughter, you will deserve a juvenile discipline in the future, and I think you will have a result.' Madame is very happy. That is, the maid went in and said to raise my daughter as her own daughter. I was filled with joy at this moment, and they all agreed. Master Mei paid me twelve taels of silver to make clothes under the room, and repeatedly told me to keep my mouth shut and not to tell anyone, for fear that it would be difficult to recruit your husband in the future. The next time I meet Gong Xianggong, I don't know how to touch my heart, so I won't shut up. Don't reveal the "xianggong" of Wang Wan Palace. Gong Fang said, "Cheng, how dare you be wrong?" He sighed and said, "Cough! I used to treat my daughter like a bitch, but I didn't know it was today! "

Bao Liang advised the public house to drink wine again, ate a meal, asked his wife to measure a bucket of rice, picked up a handful of firewood, and was afraid that the public house would fall in the snow, so he sent her to the door of the palace and refused to go. And look at the following decomposition.

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The above is about the punishment of the eldest son of the sheep, and it is about the sharing of motherhood. Seeing how serious it will be to have a boy, I hope this will help everyone!