Ask a few arrogant, pretentious and funny words. For example, "no one can fight", "scum with only five fighting abilities" and "a faint breath" and so on.

As soon as an alcoholic got home and lay down, he was beaten by a woman and said that he was absent-minded.

The drunkard said, "I'm not drunk. Why did you hit me? "

The woman beat and scolded: "Are you still drunk? Even the room is wrong! "

The drunkard squinted at the woman and said, "Sorry, it's not my wife ..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was severely hit on the head: "Bullshit, I'm your wife, and I went to visit my neighbor's house!" " "

There are two fruit stalls at the school gate. A girl bought bananas at booth A and kept pinching bananas with her hands when she picked them. I guess she's ripe.

At this time, the fruit seller said, classmate, come to my side and buy it. My banana is hard. . .

The doctor asked him to cover one eye and point to the eye chart one by one.

The doctor said 1.0, he said it was invisible, the doctor said it was invisible to 0.8, and the doctor said it was invisible to 0.2.

The doctor said, "Come and let me have a look."

The doctor scratched his eyes and said, "Don't say anything about false eyes."

After eating fish at noon, my daughter ate two small pieces, then stopped eating and shook her head. I said your head shook like a rattle.

She suddenly stopped shaking her head, nodded, nodded and moved, and asked me: Is this like a wavy line? '

A man went to the market to buy food and asked, "I want to buy some vegetables for my wife to eat at night." You haven't sprayed pesticides on this vegetable, have you? "

The vegetable vendor said, "No, you have to do this yourself."

The son took an iPad and said to his mother, "Look, you can read on it."

Mom was very surprised. She took it to the iPad and looked at it. Then she licked her finger and turned a few pages on it.