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Excellent composition of Little Zoo
Excellent composition of small zoo 1 I think my home is a little "zoo" My father is like a hardworking "ox", my mother is like a dancing "white swan", my brother is like a little monkey who loves sports, and I am a lively "bunny"!
That scalper doesn't like sleeping. He is very diligent. The land at home can be used as a mirror, which turned out to be the credit of "yellow cattle". Dad seems to be able to make money mopping the floor, mopping the floor in the morning, mopping the floor at noon and mopping the floor at night. Dad loves cooking, too, and most delicious food has become his specialty. Dad is not only hardworking, but also a singer. He always sings some nice songs when cooking.
Mother is a "swan" who loves dancing. Every night, I either dance at home or in the square, but I dance very well. Mom still stinks. I woke up naturally when I slept and saw my mother trying on clothes. One minute she asked me if this one looked good, and the day before, she asked me if that one looked good. I looked confused and said, "Everything looks good, don't try, don't try ..."
My brother is a "monkey" who loves sports. He plays basketball outside every day and comes back with black hands. My brother also likes to think. I can't solve Olympic math problems. He worked out the problem in two or three minutes.
I am just a lively "rabbit". When my mother is staring at me reciting words, I always jump up and down on the sofa, bury my head under the sofa and throw plush toys on the ground.
My home is really a happy "zoo"!
There are four people in my family, father, mother, brother and me. The four of us have different "animal" characteristics, and our home is like a small zoo.
My father is fat, as fat as a bear! Dad walks like a bear, with a "beer belly" dangling. He is more like a bear, that is, he snores every night when he sleeps, just like the snoring of Xiong Er, the bear in Bears, which seems to stun a mosquito.
Mother is always fond of buzzing "bees" by nature, and she talks about them from morning till night every day. For example: Have you finished your homework? How was school today? Did you wash the red scarf? Wait a minute. She won't stop asking questions until a series of questions have been asked.
Day after day, year after year. The content asked every day is similar. Although I hate my mother's chanting, I know that these words contain my mother's love for me. My brother is very greedy. He must be a lovely pig! Do you know how greedy this little pig is? Once, when my mother and I were eating steamed dumplings, the sleeping "little pig" sat up and looked pitifully at the steamed dumplings in our hands, as if to say, "I want to eat too! I want to eat too! "
I run fast, so sprinting is my strong point, so I became a "cheetah". My sprint speed is the first in my class and the second in my grade! When I was in the third grade, I once competed with several big brothers in the sixth grade and won. When I finished the race, they only ran halfway. Do you think I run fast?
Father bear, mother bee, brother pig and brother cheetah, together we form this little zoo.
Everyone knows that there are wild animals such as tigers and lions in the zoo, as well as docile animals such as white rabbits and goats. In fact, our home is also like a "zoo". Please listen to me to introduce:
Father is usually very serious and doesn't talk much. He is the anchor of our family, and he is very strict with me, just like the tiger, the king of animals in the zoo.
My mother is a Leo and has a cheerful personality. Although she is particularly beautiful, she is very strict with my study. She is scary when she is angry. When she stares, her hands akimbo and criticizes me loudly, she should be alive like a fried lioness, but when she is not angry, she will cook me good food and take me out to play. Her relationship with me is like family and friends.
Next, let me introduce myself! I am of medium height and dark skin, and I have the value of killing all kinds of "small fresh meat"! I like sports, running and skipping rope, which is my favorite. I also like singing. Because of my good eating habits, I eat whatever I like and resolutely implement the CD action. Do you think I am a cheerful little mouse?
Although there are lions, tigers and my cheerful little mouse in this "zoo" in our home, we love each other and are a "zoo" full of happiness.
Our home is like a big zoo, where some animals live. There are woodpecker "Dad" who treats patients every day, koala "Mom" who loves to learn, pettish dog "Sister" and fickle lion "Me".
Woodpecker "Dad"
My father is a doctor. He goes to work in a hurry every day. He went out to work early in the morning and hurried back at night. My father treats patients every day, just as woodpeckers treat trees every day. This is my father woodpecker.
Koala "mother"
My mother likes studying, but she doesn't like working. She always sits in her room and studies without saying a word. On weekends, she likes to sleep late in the morning. When sleeping, she sleeps until 8 o'clock and sometimes makes a "whirring" sound. She slept like a koala lying on a branch, mainly because she got up early and didn't get enough sleep, so she came to sleep on weekends. I don't think so. I should sleep more in normal times. This is my mother who loves studying rather than working.
The little lion is "me"
I am a young pioneer. Sometimes I am angry, sometimes I am happy. Once my father was angry with me, and I ran into the room angrily. However, my father came to comfort me again and I was happy again. I am a little lion with a sudden change of mood.
Puppy "sister"
My sister is like a puppy. She's cute. Sometimes she pretends to be a puppy and sticks out her tongue. She likes to chew bones. Some big bones will eat them up completely. She is also very coquettish. Once, her father bought her a bag of chocolates.
This is our "zoo", isn't it interesting?
Hard-working bees, lazy big dogs, carefree giraffes, nagging brothers and careless tigers make up my home-the zoo house.
My mother is a busy little bee, and there are always endless things to do. In the morning, she will get up and prepare breakfast for me. After finishing the housework, I have to work on the computer. Mom has worked so hard for us, so I have to study hard and study hard.
My father is a big bear. As soon as he got home, he lay on the sofa with a big belly on his back and soon fell asleep. He is also a humorous dog. As long as someone in the family is unhappy, he will do a trick and tell a joke to make everyone forget their troubles and laugh!
Grandpa is a calm giraffe. He is always full of energy and high spirits. Personality is as calm as a giraffe, not in a hurry. He always reminds me to guard against arrogance and rashness, and to do everything with heart. My grandmother is a nagging myna. She says the same thing to me every day. "Be less greedy and cool, drink more hot water" and "Be sure to listen carefully in class". I was impatient before, but later I learned that my grandmother was talking about me.
I am an anxious little tiger in the zoo. I am in a hurry to do everything except my homework. In an exam, because the horse was careless and made mistakes in operation, many points were deducted. What a pity! You can't eat hot bean magic if you are impatient. I must get rid of this bad habit!
This is my home of animal pictures, a home where I laugh and laugh every day, and I love my zoo home.
We all know that animals are in the wild. Today I want to tell you that I also have a zoo at home. Don't worry, what I want to say is that my family has the same characteristics as small animals.
The first person introduced is my mother. Mothers have dual personalities. The first personality is as gentle and lovely as a bunny. My sister praised us when we did well. The second character is as fierce as a big lion, and the super loud voice can scare me to jump three feet.
The second person to be introduced is my father. Dad goes out early and comes back late every day, like a hardworking bee. Working hard outside every day, always coming home late.
The third person to visit is my sister. She is as naughty and lovely as a monkey. She likes to tease me when I'm not looking, make trouble when I do my homework, draw with a pencil, and let me buy things for her. As soon as I scolded her, I told my mother.
The fourth person to be introduced is my grandmother. Grandma is like an owl. She gets up in the morning, watches TV on the sofa after breakfast, and then goes to bed.
The fifth person to introduce is not a person, but also a member of my family, that is my cat. Not so much a cat as a panda. You can do nothing but eat, drink and sleep for a day.
My home is a lively zoo, please come and play when you are free, and don't charge tickets.
My home is a zoo, a huge zoo. I will show you around today!
Dad-lazy pig
My father is a lazy pig. As soon as he got home, he stretched himself, turned on the TV and drank coke while watching TV. My mother was busy cooking in the kitchen and asked my father to help with some housework, but he pretended not to hear and directed me to do it. As soon as my mother got angry, my father giggled and said, "Who let me have a virtuous wife and a diligent son?" I should enjoy my happiness! "My mother and I are speechless.
Mom-color chameleon
My mother is a colorful chameleon. Whenever I get more than ninety-five points in the exam, she treats me like a lamb. Whatever I want, my mother will give me what I want. Sometimes they will give me some rewards and buy me many snacks that I like to eat. But if I don't do well in the exam, her face is faster than turning pages. She will be overcast with clouds, thunder and lightning, and scold me: "What's wrong with this question? Simple enough to be wrong. You are too careless. It' s simply outrageous. " My feet trembled with fear when my mother scolded me like that.
Me-naughty little monkey
I am a naughty little monkey, and I like playing tricks on my brother. Once, I quietly hid behind the door, waiting for my brother to catch fish. After a while, as soon as my brother opened the door, I shouted "Wow" and scared my brother to pee. See, this is my behavior.
You're not surprised, are you? My home is such an interesting zoo. I love my family.
Hello, everyone! Today, I will introduce my "zoo" to you. I can't sit still like a monkey. My mother is like a goat. She is usually docile, but when she is angry, she will "top" people! My father has a bad temper, like a big tiger. Next, I will introduce it in detail, and everyone should listen carefully!
My father has a bad temper, like a big tiger. Sometimes he gets angry easily, causing a "world war" for the whole family. When I got up in the morning, I saw him sleeping in bed. It seems that he won't get up for a while. What a lazy tiger. If I do my homework slowly, he will shout, "Hurry up, hurry up!" " "When my handwriting is not neat, he will yell," Look what you have written? "But my father loves me, too. Before, "Tiger" took me to Qingdao seaside to play, take a boat and swim. With the help of Tiger, I successfully learned to swim with Tiger. Under the strict requirements of Tiger, I learned to hold my breath. I like this "tiger"!
I am a lively and lovely "monkey". Mother goat thinks I am naughty. Because the "goat" is always messed up at ordinary times, it is always disobedient and naughty like a little monkey. But I also work for my family, sweeping the floor, cleaning the table and cleaning the glass ... Sometimes "goat" asks me to go downstairs to buy food, and I will go downstairs to buy food happily. Am I lively?
In the morning, a "goat" pushed me up for dinner. After dinner, "goat" took me to school on an electric bike. After school, "goat" came to pick me up slowly on an electric bike. I like this goat!
I feel very happy every day in this "zoo"! What about you?
My home is a small zoo. My mother is beautiful, but fierce. She likes meat very much. She is like a tigress.
My father is tall and fat. He likes eating everything, especially dozing off. It is not easy for us to find him at home. When we found him, he was fast asleep, snoring like thunder. He is like a "big bear". I am like a white rabbit, jumping around all day, loving radish and being angry. My brother, don't be fooled by his simple and honest appearance. He will bite hard when others are not looking. He is like a "little panda".
Once, the tigress looked for a big bear, but she couldn't find it. Finally, she found him in the corner of a room. When the big bear was sleeping soundly, she was awakened by the roar of the tigress. "Bear" woke up feeling annoyed and muttered a few words. After the tigress was driven away, the little panda and I sneaked into the bear's stomach and regarded it as a game of catching people. At this time, the panda attacked the bear, and the bear took the panda off its stomach, but the panda cried.
What did you say?/Sorry? Do you want to visit our zoo?
Some people say that home is a harbor of love, sheltering us from the wind and rain, but home is an interesting zoo in my eyes.
My sister is like a puppy, and her nose is very clever. Every time she finishes eating snacks, she will search my snacks like a carpet. No matter where I hide the snacks, she will try her best to find them. Once, I secretly put snacks in a book. After I left, my sister opened the door, rushed into my room, smelled it carefully, jumped on my bookshelf and opened my book with snacks. My sister's plan succeeded again.
My grandfather is a goldfish. Others say that goldfish only has seven seconds of memory, while my grandfather only has two seconds of memory. For example, one second I said I wanted to eat dumplings, the next he forgot, and sometimes it takes me countless times to remember. Once, I told my grandfather many times in the morning that he would bring baked wheat cakes when he came to pick me up in the afternoon. As a result, after school, I found that he didn't bring anything. He also asked me, "What did you say you would bring this morning?" Strange to say, grandpa has such a poor memory that he remembers my birthday clearly. He reminds me every year on my birthday.
My father is like a big lion. Whenever I make a mistake, he will open his mouth and yell at me, which makes me shudder every time I see him.
My mother is a sloth. Every time I go home, she asks me to wash the dishes, pour her water and bring her slippers ... sometimes she has a holiday and doesn't get up until noon 12.
I am a monkey, always jumping up and down. I like to imitate others to eat bananas.
My home is an interesting zoo. Do you like it?
Excellent composition of small zoo 1 1 Many people think that the zoo is a zoo and home is home. How did home become a zoo? However, my home is really a "zoo".
Beautiful peacock
There is an elegant "peacock" in our zoo, which is my mother. My mother wears beautiful makeup and colorful skirts every day. If she doesn't look carefully, she really thinks it's a peacock! Peacock mother also loves cleanliness. As long as she sees a little dust, she will immediately eliminate it. "Peacock" really makes the dust at home fall into disaster!
Super Siberian tiger
"Wu, your homework is too bad!" Our father Northeast Tiger yelled again! My father is a Siberian tiger. When he found out that I had done badly, he immediately made a hullabaloo about, having no idea that the walls of our house were not soundproof! Sometimes, I think I have to spray him with a "fire extinguisher" to calm him down.
Loyal puppy
My brother is a puppy. He is clever and runs like a gust of wind. Among the children in his same grade, he is not a younger brother, but a younger brother who strives to be the first everywhere. However, he always protects me, and I'm a little embarrassed to say it!
lesser panda
I'm a little panda, a little lazy, and I like sleeping, but I'm also cute!
This is my animal house. What kind of animals do your relatives like?
My home is a "zoo". Why? Please listen to me slowly.
First of all, I want to introduce my "lazy cat" father. The first thing he does when he comes home from work every day is to lie down and play with his mobile phone. Once, I sneaked into my father's room to see what his father was playing, and I was found out. Father put away his mobile phone like lightning. Alas, it failed.
Now it's mother tigress. She is very strict with me. Whenever I make a mistake, she will lift Tiger Claw. Bang, bang, bang, it hurts! Although my mother is strict, she also has a gentle side. She will laugh with me when I get good grades in the exam.
Next, I want to introduce the little mouse's brother. Although he is only a baby, he is still very interesting. Sometimes, he smiles, and sometimes, he cries, as if the drum is going to be broken. He is still a "snack". Whenever he sees something, whether it is edible or not, he stuffs it into his mouth.
Now it's my turn. I am a talkative "bunny". As long as I have a subject, I will go on and on. I am still the "pistachio" at home. As soon as I get home from school, I talk about interesting things in school. I am still a "snack", and those delicious foods have become my bag.
My home is a small zoo. Welcome to my home.
My home is like a small zoo. If you don't believe me, I'll introduce you.
My father is like a bear, very strong and has strong limbs. Dad often said, "I am so strong to protect everyone in my family." I feel very safe after listening to it. Dad is so greedy that he wants to eat food at the sight of it. Once, I was about to say, "Dad, you should lose weight." But then my mother brought out a dish from the kitchen, and my father couldn't wait to start eating.
My mother is fierce, like a tigress. My brother and I are afraid of my mother. On one occasion, my brother and I sneaked out to play, and it took two hours to come back. My mother flew into a rage and severely criticized me and my brother. Some time ago, I was addicted to computer games, and my mother was mad. As long as I sit in front of the computer, she sits in front of me and stares at me. Looking at my mother's tired appearance, I couldn't help feeling sorry for her and made up my mind to quit the competition.
I am like a monkey, very naughty, sometimes obedient, sometimes disobedient, often jumping up and down, making my home a mess. My mother criticizes me every time, but I don't listen every time. Although I really want to stop, I can't help jumping up and down. No wonder my mother called me a restless "little monkey".
This is my "zoo" home. Do you want to visit it? Warmly welcome you, no tickets.
Excellent composition of small zoo 14 Everyone has been to the zoo. My home is also a "zoo".
My brother is a lively little monkey, because he is very naughty and jumps up and down every day. My brother can run from the living room to the kitchen in the blink of an eye. Like lightning, my mother followed him all day for fear that my brother would get hurt. Once my mother was working in the living room, my brother ran into the room and shook the curtains, and all the curtains fell down. Up to now, there are no curtains in my house. My mother said this is the only one. This "monkey" is still difficult to coax. If you let him cry, he will cry all night, so mom wants to throw him away every day. Of course, mom won't throw him away.
My mother is a cat. She likes cleanliness. Once my father taught me to cook. I accidentally spilled oil everywhere. My mother saw it and said angrily, "Chen Kexuan, you are naughty again." Then she went to clean the kitchen. Two hours later, her mother finally came out He panted at the clean kitchen and smiled happily.
There is also a big bear in our family, and that is my father. He is lazy and stupid. He always likes to lie on the sofa and play with his mobile phone. He doesn't get up until noon every day. My mother gets angry every time she sees it, but my father still lies there motionless.
My grandfather is a big tiger. He looks dangerous every day. If his father does something wrong, he will hit his father with a broom. He is a soldier, much better than my silly father bear.
I especially like my "zoo" because it is full of laughter.
Our home is a small zoo, and you will definitely ask, "Why is this?" If you want to know, just listen to me
Let me start with my father. My father is like a tiger, a powerful king of the forest. He is usually very strict with us. Once, we showed him a text in fear. He read it for a long time, then looked at our little face full of expectation and said, "Overall, it's not bad, but the sentence is a bit mediocre. It is better to rewrite it. " Hearing this, my brother and I had to leave with a sad face. In addition, dad's physique is also very similar to the king of beasts: he is very strong at ordinary times and can lift us above his head with one hand!
Since dad is a tiger, what kind of animal is mom? You must really want to know! I think mom is a beautiful peacock. Mother is not only gentle as a peacock, but also beautiful as a peacock. Look: She wears a headdress and a simple ponytail at the back of her head every day, and wears a black cloak. At first glance, you are full of energy and elegant temperament.
In my opinion, my brother and I are like two innocent little tigers, playing in this "zoo" all day and thriving.
You see, there are mighty tigers, beautiful peacocks and innocent tigers in my zoo ... Please introduce your zoo to me quickly!
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