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I used to accompany a friend to have an abortion operation. My friend is afraid of pain. Her legs were shaking when she entered the operating room. But when she came out, her friend just looked a little pale and asked her how she felt. She said she just had a sweet sleep, but she didn't feel anything. After that, she lamented that she hadn't slept so comfortably for a long time.

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The other sister who had a caesarean section was much worse. She thought that anesthesia would not be as painful as natural delivery. But during the whole operation, she could clearly feel that the doctor opened her stomach layer by layer, and she hardly hung on the operating table from opening the stomach to sewing. Afterwards, my sister asked the doctor bitterly, why can't caesarean section be under general anesthesia? I have no consciousness at all. Just get some sleep, the baby will be born soon.

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Actually, caesarean section also has general anesthesia. For example, pregnant mothers with poor coagulation function or pregnancy-induced hypertension syndrome are likely to have unexpected situations during semi-anesthesia, such as massive bleeding or cerebral artery spasm, so in order to avoid accidents, general anesthesia is usually used during caesarean section.

If the pregnant mother has no special circumstances, most caesarean sections are still semi-anesthetized, and an anesthetic needle will be inserted in the lumbar intervertebral space of the pregnant mother, so that the pregnant mother's lower body will lose consciousness. More importantly, in order to ensure that pregnant women weighing more than 100 kg lie down, the dose of general anesthesia is sufficient, and the drugs of general anesthesia will enter the fetus through the placental barrier, so that the fetus' breathing will be inhibited and it will be easy to suffocate at birth.

There are not so many taboos in abortion, so don't worry about the influence of anesthetic on the fetus, because the fetus will still be taken out from the mother in the end. If general anesthesia is not used, the patient will move because of nervousness or discomfort during the operation, and the uterus will be perforated, which will cause more serious consequences.

Abortion surgery adopts general anesthesia, that is, painless abortion Women fall asleep under intravenous anesthesia. During the operation, women are in a deep sleep state and will not feel pain, which can usually be completed in a few minutes.

General anesthesia is used for abortion and semi-anesthesia is used for caesarean section because of their different purposes. Abortion only considers the mother's feelings, and caesarean section should consider the safety of the fetus.

1. Avoid maternal drug allergy. Although the anesthetic dose of caesarean section is very small, there is still a certain risk of drug allergy if some sensitive women are given general anesthesia.

After caesarean section, a pregnant woman found that her lower body had been in a state of numbness, her left and right limbs had no feeling, and her nerves were seriously damaged. This is one of the symptoms of anesthetic allergy.

2. Avoid the influence of anesthetic on fetus.

Some pregnant women with abnormal fetuses have to induce labor. In this case, women can be given general anesthesia when they have an abortion.

If the dosage of anesthetic is too much, it will be transmitted to the fetus through the placenta, which may cause certain harm to the health of the fetus.

3. Observe the maternal status and witness the birth of the baby.

The parturient is in a state of semi-anesthesia and conscious. Doctors can always understand the maternal feelings and adjust the plan. If the parturient cries out in pain, the doctor will increase the weight of anesthesia appropriately.

Once the mother bleeds heavily, the doctor may give her general anesthesia to save her life.

If the caesarean section is successful, it can be completed in half an hour, and the mother can see the baby born at first sight and enjoy the happiness of being a mother.

Abortion refers to induced abortion, which takes a short time, usually three to five minutes, and can be completed in the outpatient operating room. The anesthesia method is general anesthesia, and sedative and analgesic drugs can be injected intravenously. The patient will soon fall asleep, and after three to five minutes of surgery, the patient will soon wake up.

Spinal anesthesia is generally used for cesarean section. It is also called semi-anesthesia. After anesthesia, the lower body can't move, it won't hurt and it won't affect the fetus. If general anesthesia is used, sedatives and analgesics in general anesthesia can be transmitted to the fetus through the placental barrier, thus causing fetal respiratory depression, so general anesthesia will not be used in cesarean section. However, it is not absolute. General anesthesia will also be used for cesarean section anesthesia in high-risk women. At this time, the amount and skills of medication are very particular.

There are many kinds of anesthesia methods, which are generally carried out in the most favorable way for the fetus and pregnant women.

Why abortion general anesthesia caesarean section semi-anesthesia?

The day before yesterday, my best friend had an abortion because she divorced her husband. Before she did it, she was very scared and nervous. She thought it would hurt. Later, I learned that it was general anesthesia and I didn't feel anything. I feel very relaxed after finishing.

When my best friend gave birth to a baby by caesarean section, I was still surprised that she was half numb. Isn't caesarean section as important as abortion?

The purpose of these two operations is obviously different, one is to keep and give birth to the child, and the other is to give up the child.

It is a three-point poison, especially anesthetic, which acts on people's nerves and makes people feel no pain. But it is also harmful to human health to some extent.

1. Feel the joy of the new mother

Under normal circumstances, doctors will semi-anesthetize pregnant women. Semi-anesthesia will not make pregnant women completely unconscious, but will only affect the lower body. Under semi-anesthesia, you can see the baby coming out, hear the baby's first cry and feel the new joy of being a mother.

2. General anesthesia has great side effects.

The risk factor of pregnant women or fetuses under general anesthesia is relatively high, which has great influence on pregnant women and fetuses. Anesthetic drugs will also be absorbed by the baby in the belly and have an effect on it. Pregnant women need more time to recover to a sober state.

However, some mothers do not meet the requirements of semi-anesthesia, such as lower than normal platelets and abnormal spinal development in pregnant women. And you can only use general anesthesia.

In fact, many mothers find that if they have an abortion, doctors usually choose general anesthesia, but if they have a caesarean section, it becomes semi-anesthesia. The same operation, why is one general anesthesia and the other semi-anesthesia? Can it be said that the pain caused by abortion is more intense than that caused by caesarean section, so the dose of anesthesia should be "increased"?

Today, Happy Dad will talk to you about anesthesia during the operation.

Usually, doctors will choose general anesthesia during induced abortion.

On the one hand, for childless women, abortion itself is a very painful process. After all, killing the baby in the belly with your own hands is not acceptable to everyone. Even if it is necessary, there will always be great pain at the moment of operation. Therefore, the choice of "general anesthesia" for abortion surgery is actually more to let women "try their best" to avoid facing pain.

On the other hand. In fact, induced abortion is not general anesthesia in the true sense, but more is to put women in a state similar to "hypnosis", so as to better accept abortion.

In fact, the semi-anesthesia of caesarean section is epidural anesthesia, that is, injecting anesthetic into the spine to achieve the effect of anesthesia of the lower body. There are two main considerations in choosing this method.

1, if the anesthetic dose is large, it does have an impact on the baby.

If the anesthetic dose is large, the concentration of anesthetic in the mother's body will become high, which is easy to pass on to the baby with the blood circulation. Although there is no medical conclusion to prove that anesthetics have any effect on babies, as a medicine, they certainly have an impact. If you choose semi-hemp, the concentration is very low, and it will hardly affect your baby.

2. Although it is said that it is a caesarean section, it also requires the mother to be conscious.

It is very important to have a mother's awareness of caesarean section. On the one hand, they can cooperate well with doctors to make the operation more smoothly. On the other hand, they can find physical discomfort and solve it as soon as possible. It is a great guarantee for the safety of mothers.

Generally speaking, the anesthesia of caesarean section and abortion operation is the difference that Happy Dad said above. There are actually reasons for different anesthesia methods.

However, abortion is very harmful to the body, and happy dad still doesn't recommend mothers to choose. After all, babies are innocent and they have the right to see the world.

A colleague accidentally got pregnant and was afraid to have an abortion. When she came back, she looked relaxed and asked her if it hurt. She said, "No, just sleep." The original general anesthesia used for abortion surgery, the doctor fell asleep after a shot, and felt nothing.

1, induced abortion under general anesthesia

Although the induced abortion operation is a common minor operation, because the cervical sensory nerve is particularly rich, when the uterus is sucked by negative pressure, women will have different degrees of backache, abdominal distension, lower abdominal pain and other reactions, and some women will also have dizziness, chest tightness, pale face, decreased blood pressure, bradycardia and even syncope.

In order to relieve the pain during the operation and reduce the occurrence of induced abortion syndrome, the doctor will give the pregnant mother a general anesthesia operation. General anesthesia is to achieve the effect of anesthesia quickly through intravenous injection of anesthetic, but the duration is very short, usually the operation can be completed within 30 minutes, and there is no pain during operation.

2. Semi-anesthetic caesarean section

However, caesarean section takes a long time. Generally, the child is taken out within 30 minutes, and the maternal needs to be sutured 1 hour or more. Simple general anesthesia can't last so long. If you want to last longer, you need to inject more anesthetic, which is likely to affect the fetal nervous system.

Spinal injection of semi-anesthesia only anesthetizes the nerves of lower limbs and lower abdomen. The dosage is small, the risk to the fetus is small, and the parturient will not feel pain. So this is a reasonable choice.

Of course, if the mother is intolerant of this anesthetic, she will also take general anesthesia, and the general doctor will make a full evaluation. We just need to be mentally prepared.

In a word, general anesthesia takes effect quickly and takes short time, which is suitable for simple abortion operation. Semi-anesthesia lasts for a long time, uses less drugs and has little loss to the fetus, so it is suitable for caesarean section.

Li Bo: Why does female abortion need general anesthesia, while cesarean section can be operated with only half anesthesia?

General anesthesia, referred to as general anesthesia, refers to the temporary inhibition of the central nervous system when anesthetics enter the body through breathing, inhalation or intramuscular injection, which can cause symptoms such as loss of consciousness, disappearance of general pain, forgetfulness, inhibition of reflex, and relaxation of skeletal muscle. If semi-anesthesia measures are taken, under normal circumstances, only local anesthesia will occur, and people's consciousness will be very clear.

Women who have caesarean section generally choose semi-anesthesia, which means that women lose consciousness below the waist and abdomen, including the legs, but the position above the chest will not be affected, and during the whole operation, the consciousness is also very clear. This is mainly because after the baby is born, Ma Bao can see the baby's birth process for the first time, and she can get close to her baby for the first time. However, if there is an accident during childbirth, or there is massive bleeding, general anesthesia will be chosen if the labor process is not smooth.

Why do you want to use general anesthesia for abortion?

Whatever the reason, female abortion is a very painful thing. In the process of abortion, it is very unacceptable for women, both physically and psychologically. Therefore, it is necessary to inject anesthetic to put women into a deep sleep state, which is more conducive to reducing women's psychological burden and making the operation smoother. Many female friends think that abortion is like sleeping, and abortion is not really general anesthesia.

What is real general anesthesia?

As I said just now, abortion is not general anesthesia in the real sense. Only brain surgery is general anesthesia, because the risk factor of this kind of surgery is relatively high. Only general anesthesia can relieve patients' psychological pressure, reduce blood pressure and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular instability. Moreover, the risk factor of brain surgery like this is relatively high, so the technical requirements for doctors are also strict.

Both general anesthesia and semi-anesthesia surgery will have an impact on women's health, especially irreversible damage to women's uterus. Therefore, if the husband and wife do not intend to have children in the short term, they must do a good job of contraception when living together to avoid unintended pregnancy and endanger women's health.

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General anesthesia, usually intravenous or respiratory medication, acts on the nerves of the whole body, which can relieve pain and relax the muscles of the whole body. Semi-anesthesia, an epidural drug, only paralyzes the nerves and muscles that dominate the lower abdomen and lower limbs, and the amount of drug in the blood is extremely small. During cesarean section, before the delivery of the fetus, the blood of mother and child is interlinked, and if the whole body is used, the fetus is also anesthetized. In order to prevent intrauterine fetal respiratory depression after birth, cesarean section was performed under semi-anesthesia.

First of all, it is not that caesarean section can only be semi-anesthetized, but also general anesthesia.

You can ask why caesarean section rarely uses general anesthesia.

Semi-anesthesia is an anesthetic that directly blocks nerves. Anesthetics have little effect on the body, especially for newborns, which is safer!

General anesthesia is a systemic drug, which requires a higher choice of drugs. It is best not to cross the placental barrier to reduce the impact on newborns. In order to make the impact less, it is also required to take the fetus out as soon as possible, which also requires higher skills for surgeons.

Therefore, although caesarean section under semi-anesthesia and general anesthesia is safe, the risk of semi-anesthesia is less than that under general anesthesia. And general anesthesia costs more.

It doesn't hurt to have a baby when you plan your stomach, but it hurts when you press your stomach.