What is the complete line of the annual talk show?

The complete line of the annual talk show is:

Today, I am very honored to see all of you come to our activities with great enthusiasm. In order to repay everyone's enthusiasm, I'll send you a little gift first. I will perform acrobatics for you. do you want to see it ?

Ok, (pulls out a walnut from his pocket) Come, viewers with higher values, please come up and witness this thrilling moment. Come on, look at this knot. (The assistant picks up the walnut, looks at it, and nods to answer: strong. ) ok. Please look carefully below! Hey! Ha! Hey! Ha! Hey! Ha!

(Chopping walnuts with both hands and palms in turn, three rounds, wiping hands) The smashing performance is over. (Stuff walnuts to the assistant. ) take it and eat it. Don't tell them you're my backup, or you're finished. All right, let's get down to business and start the class.

A hundred schools of thought contend and talk and laugh. Today, instead of talking about the Three Kingdoms, let's talk about Kung Fu. English is called Kung Fu (pronounced on an empty stomach). So, what is an empty stomach? An empty stomach means not eating in the morning, just defecating once, and then my stomach is empty! Empty stomach! Is it? Don't!

The "teacher" talked about his previous career as a construction worker and thought that being a construction worker without paying attention to safety work was really a thrilling job, which was basically equivalent to being a "martial arts master". Because as a construction worker, you need to face all kinds of "dangers" on the construction site, and of course you have to "work hard".

"Kung Fu" needs a good figure like a teacher, a rich expression like a child, a strong lung capacity and hard work, so that body language diseases can be described by the image of life. Next, the "teacher" teaches you how to be an excellent "builder" in a humorous way.

The first thing is to have a "slim figure". There must also be "rich expressions." A worker operated the grinding wheel cutting machine, and the grinding wheel disc was damaged, and the flying debris almost hurt the teacher. Fortunately, the teacher escaped skillfully. Super vital capacity. Finally, as a construction worker, we must persist in practicing "Iron Head Skill".

Because at any time, it is possible to meet the fallen steel bar due to poor binding and hit your head. Of course, having a helmet can make you "greatly increase your skills." In short, as long as you practice all the "Kung Fu", you can walk smartly on the construction site.

Line extension:

1, I miss you like a raging river and bless you like a volcanic eruption. Although the cold wind is howling, I can't miss you. Although the sea is rough, it is full of my blessings.

2. Celebrate the Chinese New Year with fireworks, and send them when you see them; New year's day blessing text messages, receiving text messages are rich; After receiving the blessing, happiness spreads to you, me and him, and we get rich together and be happy.

3, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: because last year's Spring Festival owed me 30 cents, three days are not allowed to shit, shit is not allowed to take paper, paper is only three feet, until death! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

4, life is busy, the days are ups and downs, give yourself a healthy and happy psychological hint, live happily every day, life is plain and light is true! Happy new year!

5, throw away troubled eggs, throw away tired eggs, smash frustrated eggs, throw away suffering eggs; Hold the happy egg tightly, cherish the auspicious egg, eat the wishful egg and hold the reunion egg; I wish you New Year's Day (Egg Festival), a happy reunion and happiness forever!