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How do you say it in Northeast dialect?

Eating meat-"the second time"; People-"silver-haired people"; Come to the guest-"come to come"; There are many adjectives, especially many-"there are many thieves" and "the sea has gone"; Exclamation sentence-"God"; Quarrel in the street-"Why, the whole thing? Squeeze with me? " ; Eight words-"pull the calf"; Women love to spend money-"black sheep"; Woman-"old lady"; Just married-"little wife"; Swearing-"little b"; Northeast dialect is very interesting, and there are many drops and thieves!