Selected homophonic jokes of two-part allegorical sayings

1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.

3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming

5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)

6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness

7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?

8. Couples on stage-nominally

9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.

10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?

12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten

13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)

15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.

16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas

17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)

18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.

19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words

20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite

22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain

23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.

24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.

25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors

26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).

27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)

28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.

30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).

3 1, angry people drink rice soup-* * * (teeth) dirty.

32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids

33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.

34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.

35, singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.

36. Tortoise's * *-(Tortoise) Rule

37. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

38. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.

39. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman

40, bald flower arrangement-adjust (pick) the skin.

4 1, eating too much salt-gossiping (salty)

42, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

43, dog legs into the village-neighbors.

44, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

45, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

46, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

47. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

48, two generations of widows-no kung fu

49, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)

50,21day without chickens-bad guys

5 1, * * * hang a broom-it's so big (tail)

52. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

53. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.

54. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.

55. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.

56, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.

57. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.

58. Play the lute to a cow-in vain

59, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

60. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

6 1, nephew found grandma's house-saved (uncle)

62. Hua Dan on the stage-equally beautiful.

63. Wu Dalang caught the rape-beyond his power; Anti kill

64. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.

65. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people

66. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.

67. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out

68, face paddle paste-tight.

69, low plate and-the deeper the plate.

70. The queen fell in the rain-full of food and clothing (all wet)

7 1, crazy old man watching the play-Feng (crazy) is in sight (Part I)

72. Festival booths-colorful

73, the tortoise bastard

74. Tortoise in the tree-son of a bitch fawns on Gao Zhi.

75. Wu Dalang sells pickled cabbage-the tortoise.

76,1234567-Wang (forgot) 8

77, hanging keys on the bridge of the nose-opening

78. Building towards Huangnigang-Cut to the chase

79. Hanging a key on the wall-be honest (in the city)

80. Eat canned meat without a knife-don't open your mouth.

8 1, Chu Qing basks in the sun-open the clouds to see the sun.

82. Tang Wang visited the underworld-open the back door.

83, turtle anatomy-open (shell)

84, watermelon skin hit the palm-run away

85, inlaid with gold teeth-open your mouth to show off.

86. Little boy walks a tightrope-just kidding.

Hang the key on your heart-be happy.

88. The cherry blossoms in March-they have already bloomed.

89, drying gourd-opened the orifices

90. The rusty lock won't open.

9 1, white-necked old woman-opening her mouth is a curse.

92. Bao's announcement-open and honest

93, eyebrows hang the key-open your eyes.

94. Put the key on your head-the beginning is difficult.

95. King Pangu played with an axe-creating the world.

96. Earthworms eat dirt-just open your mouth.

97, tricolor-can't open the dyeing room.

98. The old monk pulled potatoes and roast beef-Kaiyang meat.

99. Hunters shoot birds-turn a blind eye.

100, willow flower-flowering without fruit

10 1, it's the spring breeze-it's starting (freezing)

102, full of gold teeth-opening is a lie (yellow)

103. Put the iron horse behind the car-drive backwards.

104, driving ducks to the shelves-just kidding.

105, girls and children in Huanghua-Happy

106, the old way to eat meat-quit.

107, playing the huqin on the sleeve-no bow to open.

108, Kaifeng post office opened the letter.

109, the bean sprouts in the dish-no flowers, no fruit.

1 10, there are two flowers on the top of the dunghill-they are in the wrong place.

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1 12, lower bound of wenquxing-genius

1 13, the fire destroyed the ice room-this is fate.

1 14, horizon-a different world

The thermometer drops every day in winter.

1 16, the wind hits the corn-hype.

1 17. Bald men become monks-they are born with such a piece of material.

1 18, tractors chasing rockets-a world of difference.

1 19, put a notice on the roof-God knows.

120, I want to eat spinach, and there is a lotus root seller-God wants it.

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122, kill all the chickens that announced the dawn-it's still bright.

123, the Monkey King crosses the Flame Mountain-I am not afraid of great difficulties.

124, heavy snow in mid-air-hype

125. Feed cattle with straw-natural coarse grains.

126, the god of wealth calls the door-a great good thing.

127, plaster sellers don't have to talk-they are born with covers.

128, the sky is full of clouds-everyone knows.

129, the cat called the tiger to climb the tree-an anecdote in the world.

130, Muyuzi was beaten-every day.

13 1, golden pheasant with phoenix-a natural couple.

132, the fat pig raised in the pen-naturally kills wood.

133. Toads have no hair, they are born with it.

134, tripterygium wilfordii hiding in the land temple-god knows.

135, Leipo talks with the Dragon King-Finding a bosom friend at the ends of the earth.

136, chopsticks in the restaurant-eating meat and fish every day means getting fat.

137, the monk rings the bell-every day.

138, beggars fight for fire doors-heaven belongs to others.

139, Yang Erlang's Three Eyes-A Chinese Odyssey

140, Work on Printing Plate-Every Day

14 1, rain cooking-the smell of the sky

142, jade emperor as matchmaker-a match made in heaven

143, the jade emperor turned a few somersaults-upside down.

144, the Jade Emperor sent a message to Mi Zhu-a great favor.

145, the jade emperor got married-this is a big event.

146, the jade emperor worried about horses-a big joke

147, mice live well in the cloud (consumption)

148, put the steamer in the cloud-naive (steaming)

149, standing in the clouds and looking up-there are days ahead.

150, opened his mouth and fell into a roast duck-a gift.

15 1, dog urine moss halogen-born not a good mushroom.

152. Walking on the top of the tower-there is no way out.

153, eunuchs marry-what can I do?

154, the eunuch went to practice-no second thoughts.

155, Tengu eats the sun-there is no way to eat it.

156, bamboo poles in the courtyard-helpless

157, the whole can be drilled seamlessly.

158, the hammer hit the rubber-there was no sound.

159, bald men open umbrellas-you can't (send) lawlessness.

160, the earth temple prayed to God-no one said anything.

16 1, runaway wild horse-unrestrained

162, Wang Baochuan lives in a cave-it's okay (room)

163, Wei Tuo plays sword-no owner (pestle)

164, mosquitoes bite eggs-everywhere.

165, mosquitoes bite horns-to no avail

166, mosquito bites iron cow-nowhere to talk.

167. Growing vegetables on the roof-no chance (garden)

168, Huangmeitian in May-heartless (sunny)

169, picking up dung on the stage-go looking for trouble (shit

170, corrupt elements as accountants-a muddled account

17 1. Catch the turtle in the jar, and no one can climb out.

172, Tang abhors chanting Buddha-the true scriptures.

173. There is a fence in the hall-one family is divided into two.

174, beggar marries playboy-a pair of paupers.

175, refined pure gold-unchanged

176, the burden of shaving-fever

177, shaving your head to catch lice-kill two birds with one stone

178, a chessboard hanging on the ceiling-not a penny.

179, the meteor in the sky-it's gone now.

180, a kite in the sky-a thread is in someone's hand.

18 1, crows in the world are generally black.

182, the cock made of iron-broke.

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