Pupils joke version of two people turn to cross talk.

A: We have been classmates since childhood.

Yes, we were in the same class in primary school.

A: At that time, the teacher always told us to talk about ideals.

B: Yes, the teacher always asks, What do you want to be when you grow up?

My dream is to be an uncle.

B: Little boys envy * *

Through my years of hard work, my dream has been half realized. ...

B: How can it be half?

Someone calls me uncle. ...

Oh, this half. No matter how hard you try, someone will call you uncle. What's the use?

His dream at that time was to be a driver.

B: Yes, I was envious of driving.

Now half of his dream has come true …

B: Stop it. Even if I achieve half of it, I am not a chicken. It is also a duck. ...

I said you're halfway there. You have a driver's license now, but you haven't bought a car yet. You're halfway there. ...

Hey, I made a mistake.

A: We have been brothers since childhood and have an old enemy.

B: Old rivals.

A: Yes, his name is "someone else's child".

B: other people's children?

A: Yes, when I was a child, my mother said, look, how obedient other children are.

B: Yes, as soon as I failed the exam, my mother said, you see, others always take the exam 100.

A: The other child never plays games, never talks about QQ, and only studies every day.

B: This child from another family, who is good-looking and obedient, is back in the first grade.

Another child has a beautiful girlfriend.

B: The children, graduate students and civil servants of this family have been admitted.

A: The monthly salary is tens of thousands.

I can cook, do housework and speak eight foreign languages.

A: Going to school and living abroad for a month is too much.

B: After talking for a long time, what does the other child look like?

A: Yes, what does such a perfect child look like?

B: I haven't seen it. This is just a legend.

A: I went to college later, still in the same dormitory.

B: should I say that the relationship is so strong?

A: One day, the school square called on students to donate blood, saying that 200CC would give a box of chocolates and 400CC a watch. I think I donated 400 yuan, gave my love and wore a watch. My partner is different.

What is wrong with me?

A: My partner heard about it and ran to ask the nurse, "What is 10,000 CC?"

B: Huo, ten thousand milliliters.

The nurse said calmly, "The urn. . . "

B: even the bone marrow is gone.

A: My partner is very caring.

B: What about love? Love, I am infatuated with money.

A: On another occasion, my partner and I went to the movies to play Harry Potter.

Yes, we all like it.

When we entered the stadium, a little girl and her mother were behind us. They are small fans, wearing cloaks and playing with toy wands.

Little Harry Potter fan.

A: She raised her wand and pointed it at my partner's back: I want to turn you into an ugly person! This is also for others, and I may be angry. My partner, very measured, laughed after listening.

B: Boy, we can't be as knowledgeable as him.

A: He turned around and said, "Come to the movies, little friend." He heard a scream: Mom! Mom! The magic worked.

B: Well, how can this child talk?