Looking for jokes about pigs

1, three pig brains One day, three boys went to a food stall to have a snack, so all three decided to order "pig brain soup", but because there were too many people in the store, the waitress shouted "pig brain!" Pig brain! Three pig brains ... "The three boys replied in unison:" We, we ... here, here, here. ! "Zhang San is driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, the oncoming truck driver suddenly rolled down the window and shouted, "Pig!" " Zhang Sanyue gets angrier and angrier. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are the pig! "Just finished scold, head-on hit a group of pigs crossing the road. One day, a man walked into a bar, followed by a pig. The pig lost all four legs and replaced them with four wooden sticks as artificial limbs. The bartender in the shop asked the man, your pig is really strange. Why does it have no feet? The man replied: My pig is very powerful. I thought our family was still poor and lived in a hut. As a result, pigs sniffed around in the backyard and found oil, which made me rich, built a house and built a swimming pool. The bartender was too surprised to speak. After a while, he asked again, by the way, what happened to his foot? The man said: You know, my pig is very powerful. One day, my five-year-old child drowned alone in the swimming pool. As a result, he jumped into the swimming pool, took my son out and gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! The bartender was even more surprised and asked, "What about his feet?" ...？ The man began to get a little impatient: I told you, this is a very powerful pig. One midnight, our kitchen caught fire. It woke up the whole family and put out the fire alone! ! Bartender: Sir! I mean, why doesn't your pig have feet? The man replied with an unhappy face: if you have such a powerful pig ... Will you eat it all at once? 4. Give a pig idiom: people are afraid of famous pigs and strong ones! Ha ha laugh

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