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What strange things have you encountered on the train?
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User 1:
When I arrived in Shenzhen in 2007, I only bought a green leather car, but I didn't have a seat on the Spring Festival travel rush ticket. It was a 25-hour journey, and three teenage girls even sat. Let me pinch it. I'm sleepy after walking more than half the way. The little girl next to her fell asleep and slept dishonestly. She put her head on my lap and held her hand. I was afraid that she would wake up embarrassed, so I didn't dare to move. In this way, seven or eight hours passed until I got to the station.
Netizen 2: In the 1990s, I was a sophomore and went back to my hometown in Zhalantun. I was sitting in the car with two deaf-mute beauties. Oh, my god How beautiful! Surprised, I fell asleep on my shoulder at midnight. Pain and happiness, even middle age, fresh in my memory!
Netizen went to Guangzhou to study from Xi 'an at 3: 87 and went back to school on holiday. He bought a roast chicken at Zhengzhou station. The moment the car started, he felt the chicken fly. When he climbed up the window, he saw a young baby on the platform, tearing chicken for two young babies next to him. The scene stuck in his mind for a long time.
Netizen 4: When I was in college 20 years ago, I went back to school during the winter vacation. A beautiful girl in a small technical secondary school is sitting opposite me. Strangely enough, the conductor is also sitting opposite me. This row of seats is next to the conductor's seat. Later, I learned that the ticket seller of Little Beauty evaded the ticket and helped her build it. Damn it.
Netizen 5:2065438+2006 1 1 month, I took the high-speed train from Guangzhou South to Wuhan. I bought it on the ticket machine as soon as I bought it. As soon as I got on the bus, everyone said I took his seat. When I saw that our seats were the same, I checked again. I bought it two months later and ended up standing in Wuhan for four hours.
Netizen 6: I am on the high-speed rail at the moment, and there is a person sitting next to me, and my legs are shaking for more than four hours! I want to ask him if he is an idiot. I wonder if he is tired! ! I don't know, it makes the people next to me very uncomfortable! Or ugly ... squint
Netizen 7: In the past 25 years, I have never met a woman sitting next to me by bus, coach, train, express train or high-speed rail. But I went to Nanjing the night before yesterday, facing two little beauties, only 17 years old. When I came back from Nanjing, I sat very fast and they caught me in the middle. I didn't dare to move in the middle, but they kept leaning on me.
Netizen 8: I also want to make up a joke: A few days ago, I went to Qingshan by subway line 2, and there was still a seat after getting on the bus at Wuchang Railway Station. On that day, my makeup was beautiful, and there were a bunch of medical books around me. I didn't want to sit still. He fell asleep on my shoulder, but he was helpless. When I arrived at the station, I moved my shoulder. The uncle woke up and shouted at my book. Where is my wallet?
Of course, you have some interesting experiences. Please leave a message to share!
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