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The plane crashed in the desert. Select five items from 15. Which one do you choose?

The plane crashed in the desert, and five items were selected from 15: pistol, parachute, water, compass and wine bottle.

If this is the Sahara desert, it is possible not to rescue it, especially in black Africa where aviation communication is not perfect. The Sahara desert is as big as China, so it is difficult for satellites to find it.

As a result, the goal is to survive.

Kill everyone except yourself.

So: pistol (killing the other five).

Parachute: It can be made into a trailer for moving things and dragging things along a smooth sand surface.

Water: put it in the "drag".

Compass: Guide the direction. Judging the direction of the destination according to the direction of the plane falling. Empty the bottle, then pour human blood in, leave it uncovered, and let the sun evaporate the blood, leaving salt and sugar.

Then go ahead and pray in the right direction. Remember to sleep in the shadow of sand around noon and go at night, which can save a lot of water and energy.

Answer the comments:

Killing people is absolutely necessary. When the desert is still, you have to drink 5 liters a day, and six people will drink it in less than two days. It takes 20 liters of water to move in the desert during the day and 10 liter to move at night, both of which only take one day. And if you don't kill people, there will be no salt. Without salt, the amount of sweating is absolutely dead.

Of course, you don't have to kill everyone, but as long as you kill one person, morale will collapse to the bottom. No one can guarantee that the next one will not be killed by himself, but it is best to kill them all. Unless there is someone you absolutely trust in six people, you can keep one, and no amount of water is enough.

If the parachute leaks, it leaks. It's not a boutique, it's a box of liquid. Besides, there are three. Why don't you take one as a backup? It's not heavy

There is a second option, that is, waiting for rescue.

However, 45 liters of water for six people is not enough for two days. We have to kill five other people.

In this way, the demand becomes: pistols, water, signal lights, thick clothes (for use at night) and parachutes (for shading and hauling corpses).

In this way, you can stay in place for 9 days, and the chances of success will be much greater. As for the body, I took time to bury five people together one kilometer away. When the rescuers come, tell them that they went for help with water, and you stay alone. If the rescuers are poorly trained Africans, they may fish in troubled waters and run away. As for the future investigation, the body is only bones. Even if there is a gunshot wound, there is no way to prove whether there is death between them. A few years at most, even the death penalty is better than dying in the desert.