Complete works of humorous jokes about quarreling with girlfriends.

1, Q: How did your roommate Xiao Chen get hurt?

We made a bet to see who could lean farther out of the window, and he won.

Step 2 sleep in class

A student was sleeping in class and was found by the teacher. Teacher: "Why do you sleep in class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" " "Teacher:" Then why do you close your eyes? "A student:" I'm closing my eyes! ""Teacher: "Then why do you nod?" A student: "What you just said is very reasonable!" " "Teacher:" Then why are you drooling? A student: "teacher, you speak with relish!" "

3. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.

4. The woman said, Why do you look so old-fashioned? M: If you like RMB, do you still care what year it was issued?

Female secretary: "boss, your wife called, and she said on the phone that she wanted to kiss you." "Boss:" You hold it for me first, and then come and give it to me later. "

One day, the lame and the blind went out in the same car. The blind ride, the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh! They fell into the ditch together.

6. It's raining. Many fools in mental hospitals bathe in the rain with towel soap. You are the only one watching on the windowsill. Someone asked curiously: What are you doing? You said those fools were stupid. I'll wait until the water is hot.

7. The girl imagined the future and wrote:

I hope to have a healthy child and a husband who really loves me in the future.

Teacher's comment: Please pay attention to the order.

8. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages (chocolate) beans".

9. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, only to find out after trying to find you: mom! Our wings are on the same side!

10, if there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, the rabbit will ask, "Who should I compete with?"