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What jokes did you make when you were drunk?

In fact, I seldom drink, because I really drink a lot. If I can still drink a little white wine in my beer, my god, it will fall when I touch it, so I basically won't drink it outside because I know my virtue is not good. If I get drunk, it will be a shame, and it is not safe for girls to get drunk outside, so I generally don't drink unless I am with close friends or people.

However, I want to remind you here that small wine makes you happy and big wine makes you miserable. We can bring pain and joy to our family and life, but it is definitely more than joy. Therefore, I advise all drinkers that a mountain is higher than another, and there is no saying that no one can never drink it. In this matter, as long as you feel a little enjoyable, don't drink too much. If you don't care about people, it will have a great influence on your health and many other things. And some people like to drink and drive, which is really dangerous. Don't drink too much for yourself and others.

I was drunk once, and they told me what I would look like after I died, which was very funny. Making videos was not popular at that time. If it is popular, I may expose it online. Once, I was a good friend and had a little happy event. Then a group of us sat chatting and added wine. Because the drink is sweet, I don't know that the stamina will be great. Just chatting and drinking a little, drinking a little, and drinking a lot at once. Unexpectedly, after midnight, when everyone was singing, playing cards and playing hard, I suddenly got on top.

Then I took this group of people and told them about the philosophy of life, my experiences from childhood to adulthood, my love view and what happened around us. Everyone is not allowed to run away, so they must sit here and listen to me. I told them all kinds of things for half a night that day. When I woke up the next day, they said they would never play with me again.