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Tianya Post Bar Annual Classic Love Quotations
1. Is love a spiritual opium or a boring pastime at the end of the century?
We agreed never to let go of each other's hands, but reality says that love alone is not enough.
3. Men can't afford happy hours, and women can't afford noble sentiments.
Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most, and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.
5, it is inevitable that there is some pain in my heart, or that a person has nothing to ask for quietly.
6. An unforgettable love brings heartbreaking pain.
7. Is it wrong to find a shoulder to rest when you are tired? Hehe, then I'm speechless.
8. Even if you were unknown before, at least it may not be mine now.
9. It is inevitable that there will be some pain in my heart, or I will live a quiet life and think nothing.
10, I hope to grow old with you, but reality tells me that's impossible.
1 1, not cherishing and respecting the present friendship, but pinning on the future, are all impure motives.
12, do you know why you always sneeze? But I've been thinking about you.
13, I would rather be lovelorn than rude. Do I have to yell at you?
14, raise a glass to the sky, think for whom, worry for whom, the cup stops, and the soul is scattered.
15, how can we show off our wealth without poor people like us?
16, I hope everyone around Russia will be fine, and I will be fine when they are fine.
17, come and go, stop and go, why can't I find him?
18, you can believe everything except men's vows.
19. Why do people always use exaggerated expressions to cover up their inner emptiness?
20. We are so beautiful, so sweet, so familiar, so crazy and so enthusiastic.
2 1, in the year of our debauchery, was our young and ignorant youth.
22. There is an embarrassment and an anecdote, which is unique. No one can replace ˇ.
I want to marry you and take you to a place where divorce is not allowed.
Once we stood side by side, now we hurt each other.
25. No woman is selfish or extravagant about love, even if she is vain or greedy.
26, I don't want your promise, I don't want your forever, as long as you really love me again.
27. I found that my feelings for you are not as simple as friends.
28. I regard you as my love and forget the terrible memories I once took away.
29. Sometimes, seeing one thing is not only a mood, but also an attitude.
A wry smile can pretend to smile, so you can only see my smile.
3 1. If I remember you in my next life, I swear to be together.
32. When can I turn my destiny into luck and control my destiny?
33. A Hai sings that we don't exist forever. Maybe we really don't exist forever.
34. Charming summer, who can I sing this bad boy to without you?
Sadly, until now, I found that I didn't leave a beautiful woman's footprint in my heart.
36. The constant change of mood has always been like the flashing of colored lights, which is always inexplicable.
37. If I can stand your pretending, can you stand my pretending?
38. If you insist that I take the road you paved. Please finish paving the road.
39. You said you couldn't stand my temper. Have you ever thought that I can't stand your temper?
40. One day you will find that it will never be your boyfriend, but your friend.
Emotional Post Bar Classic Sentences
1, to tell you the truth, I am really sad to see you being so kind to others.
2, lonely and innocent, long live single, thank you for returning to loneliness.
3. I am distressed by Suman's ten-year love, Suman's lasting betrayal and Suman's sister's deep affection. I just love all the power of Suman!
When you have a secret love, you find that self-love is more painful than lovelorn.
I laugh every day, but only I know whether I am well or not.
Without you, I'm afraid I'll never see you again in my life.
7. If I am not too sad, how can I cry in front of you?
8. I am not as lucky as Lin Xiao. I lost my life under construction, and I have a cult.
9. Every day, I realize that Sean deeply envies his father and son.
10, the best honey said in front of me that she was so sad that she couldn't find anyone she could trust to complain. I stood aside and sneered.
1 1, everything should take into account the feelings of others. I take care of others, so who will take care of me?
12, one person and one room, full of loneliness and endless thoughts.
13, I talked many times and finally lost contact with you.
14, you will always be a dream, from beginning to end.
15, I will miss you after breaking up, stay awake, but I won't love you anymore.
16, sometimes alienating, not annoying, but loving it too much!
17, he fell in love with another person, hehe, what do I remember?
18, I really want to be with you forever.
19, you have changed from one of my closest people to someone I don't want to talk about.
20. It doesn't matter who hurts me. Why you?
Christmas Eve Christmas I know you won't be by my side.
22. Fat people will never be cared about by others, and tears will come out when they fall. People will just say nothing. Did she hurt when she fell?
I suddenly found that I am the most trustworthy person in the world.
24, hehe, girlfriends, we really have a tacit understanding, even our boyfriends are the same person.
25. Women just don't meet a strong boyfriend.
26. I hate my best friend chatting with people I don't want.
27. From now on, you are no longer my life. I completely let go. You disappoint me so much.
I really want to chat with you, but I won't have the courage to bother you if you don't bother me.
29. Girlfriends grab boyfriends and girlfriends grab girlfriends. Do you understand? Hmm. How interesting
30. My acting skills must be so good that no one knows that I am sad.
3 1, it's great that you can give me a sweet jujube after hurting me so much.
I know I'm not important, so I don't expect anyone to give me warmth.
33. A few more pretences will kill you.
34. Time has proved that everything has also pulled away.
35. I want to sleep for four or five years and wake up to face a new world and a new me.
No matter how much I wear, my hands are cold.
37. She said that she had something on her mind and didn't know who to tell. I was suddenly so sad when I was silent.
38. Christmas Eve is doomed to have no apples, and Christmas is doomed to have no gifts, because I have no loved ones, and I am lonely!
39. Sure enough, in front of the person I like, I am a super bully.
40. Che Enshang, can you accompany Cui Yingdao to have a bowl of instant noodles and a cup of coffee before going back to Jintan?
Classic post bar is funny.
1. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.
I hate everything that time has given me. It makes me feel the emptiness of death between every heartbeat]
3. What a mandarin duck plays with water, it's all fucking drowned, and what a fly with me, it's all fucking dead.
When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.
Primary school students are a team, middle school students are a bunch, and college students are one to one.
6. Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
7. Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!
Listening to the tick of the clock, time flies.
9. People who fall into adversity may still survive, but I never have a loving home.
10. boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!
1 1. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.
12. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good. What is the widest in the world? Examination scope.
13. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.
14. I gave you my mobile phone number, why don't you understand my mind! Charge me dozens of dollars if you need anything.
15. Rats are holding knives, and there are cats and brothels all over the street. Who knows loneliness?
16. Winter vacation is my blue face, and summer vacation is my red face. Why are you a third wheel between us?
17. If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like a pair of underwear, and you have to go on with whatever others fart.
18. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but at night I can't restrain my inner emotions and secretly laugh under the quilt.
19. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu. Looking back, the man turned his back on me.
20. People think I'm looking down, but I'm actually looking at whether this dime should be picked up on the ground.
2 1. Since drinking XX milk powder, my hair has disappeared and dandruff has become more prominent!
22. In a blink of an eye, it's time for northerners to show off in an ostentatious manner and southerners to tremble.
23. There are two me in the world, one is me who eats, and the other is me who wants to lose weight.
24. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.
25. Today, I want to listen to music with headphones. I found that there was no sound on my left. After inspection, it was found to be a false alarm. It turned out that I was deaf on my left side. I thought the earphone was broken, which scared me.
26. Do you know why you care? Because I'm studying!
27. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.
I love you very much, but I can't tell you what to do.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
30. The country depends on guns, the people rely on money, and men and women rely on sleep.
3 1. You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.
32. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?
When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.
34. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.
I forgot the face of the person I promised to love all my life.
36. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you.
37. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.
38. My nephew said excitedly: Uncle, I am a big official! Where is the monitor? I suddenly feel very sad: my uncle is the biggest official in my life and a Q group administrator.
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.
40. I was going to be as thin as lightning this year, blinding your eyes, but it turned out to be a nut wall, blocking your sight.
Talk about classic short sentences and post them.
Talk about classic short sentences and post them.
1, I won't see you off when you leave, but I'll pick you up when you come back from the storm.
It seems that I have a good relationship with everyone, and it seems that I just have a casual acquaintance with everyone.
I don't know how good my hometown is until I really leave.
If we are lucky enough to see you again, even for a minute, let me hold you tightly.
5. Did your enthusiasm move him or burn yourself?
6. Is your acting poor or am I caught too early?
7. All encounters in the world have their meanings.
8. Have enough time to lose your spirit and light.
9. I like you. You got it?
10, don't make noise, don't make noise, see if you are good!
1 1. I always thought I was a nobleman, but today I discovered that tm is a diaosi.
12, "It is mentioned that you are still soft-hearted but you don't like it as before."
13, the most important thing in life is replacement.
14, I'm too lazy to say a lot.
15,1February 7; Don't seek ten thousand years, seize the day, love is limited in your life.
16, the world is too fake, we are too stupid,
17, "You are frowning. Who do you think of? "
18, "Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, please give me more guidance for the rest of my life. "
19. Fight against the great desolation of the world with a sense of humor.
Her eyes are the sea I will never see again.
2 1, the chat record is the last thing you can't turn over. Looking through it, you will know why two people never talk about anything and have nothing to say.
22. It is easy to fall in love at first sight, but difficult to have company.
23. I was not sad when I was in the south.
24. I won't bother you again.
25. Bamboo rafts on the clear water are leisurely, and plum trees on the lakeside send Mei San.
He said the moon would bend, and he didn't want to taste joys and sorrows.
27, you give me a pair of hands even if you tremble even if you cry.
28. Where does the body go after drinking? It is huge and independent.
29. I was so stupid that I took others' confession as a joke, but I regretted it …
I don't want to live forever.
3 1, the circle is not too biased towards you.
Look at her smiling in your arms.
33. I envy you for having relatives.
34. You like her
I am not a hero.
36. You cried
37. You said Nanqiao III comments.
38. Find someone who is interested in his nonsense.
Don't frown I'll give you what you want.
40. May you have wine, meat and girls in the future, be poor, laugh and be capable, and be open-minded in this life.
4 1, ask where someone likes only one woman all his life.
42. "Some people are becoming more and more strange, and some things are getting more and more sad."
43. I have drunk spirits, smoked cigarettes, loved scum and trusted dogs.
44、? "Tea people want to go, but drinkers don't stay."
45. I am tired. Come back and hug me.
It is snowing heavily outside. Come back quickly.
47. "Looking for a dream that Solra wakes up too much."
I don't even want spilled water.
49. I have a good life and am used to changing my habits.
50. The happiest thing is to give my first name with your surname.
5 1, let the past go with the wind, don't look back, and don't settle for the future.
I want to make you jealous, but I'm afraid you want me to be happy.
53. It's not up to me to gather and disperse the past with the wind.
54. Moving can't replace nostalgia, and you can't go back to the past.
55. When others say that you are a sore spot, try to refute it.
Qingfeng, I propose a toast to you. Please take him and the past.
57. The deepest loneliness is standing in the crowd, speechless.
58, in a word, a love, a lifetime of heartache.
59. Did you have snow last winter, and will you have snow this winter?
60. "Shake hands with handsome guys and live with ordinary boys."
6 1, "When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds."
You don't know how much I love you, and you don't have to worry about entanglement in the future.
If I can't live in your heart, I'd rather die in another country.
64. I want to hide you in my pocket selfishly
65, why insomnia?
66. Sleepers, dreamers and grumpy people.
67. Never speak ill of each other, never secretly consider.
68. Your desires are filled inch by inch.
69. Did you pass me? Just change me.
70.no, you can't. Why shouldn't you forget it?
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