Humorous jokes between couples

1. If a girl goes out more than two hours before going out, it is not called makeup, it is called disguise.

2. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

3. Men lie as a habit, women lie as a necessity.

4. When a man has a lover, it is called conquest, and when a woman has a lover, it is called stupidity.

5. Women are anxious when men do not make money, and regret when men make money.

6. What makes women never forget is feelings, and what makes men never forget is feelings.

7. If a woman is willing to use her meal money to dress herself up, then someone must be willing to treat her to dinner.

8. If a man is willing to use his sleeping time to pursue his career, then there must be someone willing to sleep with him.

9. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.

10. Men have affairs because they have planned them, and women have affairs because they are depressed and lonely.

11. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him if he cannot make money.

12. Failed men like to compare their wives with others, while successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

13. Men’s biggest worry is too little money, and women’s biggest worry is too much money.

14. When my girlfriend wants to break up with me, I feel calm when I think about the fact that I have slept with someone else’s wife in the past two years.

15. Men learn English to prove that they are good at it, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer good at it.

16. Fire can be used to test gold, gold can be used to test women, and women can be used to test men.

17. The poorest men don’t bargain when buying vegetables, but the richest women also have to bargain when buying vegetables.

18. A man’s initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, while a woman’s initiative to kiss a man is a premeditated event.

19. Before a man borrows money, he also wants a woman to eat well, and after a woman borrows money, she wants a man to eat well.

20. Before the age of 40, women have the idea of ????changing their husbands, and after the age of 40, men have the desire to change their wives.

21. Men get PhDs because of low IQ, and women get PhDs because of low emotional intelligence.

22. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable.

23. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; men like to hear women say that another man is a failure.

24. When a man has an affair, his work becomes busier and busier, while when a woman has an affair, the food she cooks becomes saltier.

25. For men, the upper body is cultivation and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.